baby dave! (Read 9161 times)

cofe · February 24, 2009, 11:45:39 am

i'm sure he'll be back on UKB asap (you know dave) but at the moment he's with the missus and their new (big) baby boy. congrats - alright!

Bubba · February 24, 2009, 11:48:30 am

Wow! Well done Dave (and Ms Dave of course)

Jaspersharpe · February 24, 2009, 11:51:01 am

Top news.

tlr · February 24, 2009, 11:51:15 am

Congratulations (Dave, not Cofe).

Looks like he's been busy creating a website already http://www.thesarcasticbaby.com/

I'm sure that Dave will have a gift list there or something.

dobbin · February 24, 2009, 11:51:56 am

Quote from: cofe on February 24, 2009, 11:45:39 am

i'm sure he'll be back on UKB asap (you know dave) but at the moment he's with the missus and their new (big) baby boy. congrats - alright!

Is he big? he's not got that from his dad then has he? I heard he's already prestaged the baby's UKB account ready for a lifetime of posting.

But really - nice one Dave! congrats!

Andy B · February 24, 2009, 11:56:25 am

Quote from: dobbin on February 24, 2009, 11:51:56 am

Is he big? he's not got that from his dad then has he?

nine pounds and fifteen ounces.

reports that he popped out and growlled "word up fuckpieces," may not be entirely true.

Well done Helen, and Dave.

SA Chris · February 24, 2009, 11:57:16 am

Nice one dave.

Johnny Brown · February 24, 2009, 11:57:54 am

Jurassic Park! Is he going to call him Fernando?

lagerstarfish · February 24, 2009, 12:05:52 pm

Quote from: Andy B on February 24, 2009, 11:56:25 am

nine pounds and fifteen ounces.

well done Mrs Dave

Bonjoy · February 24, 2009, 12:56:31 pm

Congrats yoot! The lengths some people wil go to to get more wad points

magpie · February 24, 2009, 02:57:40 pm

Awww, Congratulations!

Quote from: Andy B on February 24, 2009, 11:56:25 am

nine pounds and fifteen ounces.

That's a fair size!

SA Chris · February 24, 2009, 03:31:39 pm

Quote from: magpie on February 24, 2009, 02:57:40 pm

Awww, Congratulations!

Quote from: Andy B on February 24, 2009, 11:56:25 am
nine pounds and fifteen ounces.
That's a fair size!

Dave's a big loon.

Adam Lincoln · February 24, 2009, 03:46:48 pm

Nice one Dave, congrats!

Sloper · February 24, 2009, 07:25:39 pm

I thought that this was a variation on Baby Spice.

But congratulations to both, PS I have loads of baby clothes and other associated shit to get rid of, if anyone wants some drop me a pm

tobym · February 24, 2009, 08:42:45 pm

Congrats to Dave, I don't know him, but

Life will never be the same again!(I've got 2 meself)

nik at work · February 24, 2009, 08:52:47 pm

Nice one Dave.

GCW · February 24, 2009, 08:59:00 pm

Oh, Dave- what have you done?

Congratulations.

tommytwotone · February 24, 2009, 09:18:31 pm

Congrats Dave - all the best for life with a nipper!

Falling Down · February 24, 2009, 09:41:10 pm

Nice one Dave and Mrs P

Jim · February 24, 2009, 09:55:51 pm

welcome to the real man's club, that is after I have checked the milkman / postman etc... for likeness

WORD

Obi-Wan is lost... · February 24, 2009, 10:19:43 pm

Great news! Massive congrats.

Will Hunt · February 25, 2009, 01:36:42 am

BOOM!

Baby delivered.

Victory cigar smoked.

Mission accomplished.

Monolith · February 25, 2009, 08:00:52 am

Massive props Dave.

slackline · February 25, 2009, 08:16:33 am

Well done Mrs dave and congratulations to both.

dave · February 25, 2009, 10:23:35 am

Cheers for all the props word. prior to yesterday I didn't even know there were as many as 15 ounces in a pound. also jim we have neither milk nor newpapers delivered, so its all gravy. The baby ain't black either, which came as something of a dissapointment. right i'm off to jessops to oversee a blood transfusion.