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Title: August lardathon
Post by: shark on August 01, 2014, 04:42:26 pm
Time to start gradually losing the excess weight ready for Sendtember

Current weight 11.8
Target 11.2

Achieved by: no home drinking and cutting out bread, chocolate, cheese and biscuits 

Anyone else?
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: rich d on August 01, 2014, 04:55:26 pm
Yep currently 86kg get down to 80kg. Achieve by actually doing some exercise and not eating after dinner.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Muesli on August 01, 2014, 04:57:46 pm
Yes, I have crept back up to 77kg partly because it has been too hot and sticky for me to want to go running and too much snacking before tea time.


So my aim is for 75kg for the end of the month should be do able with more aerobic work and less cakes and ice cream.



Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: rich d on August 01, 2014, 05:02:00 pm


Achieved by: no home drinking

your local is going to make a fortune!
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 01, 2014, 05:07:40 pm
gulp

I know, I know - always talking about it, never doing it

people keep telling me that if I were to lose 3 stone and climb more than 3 times a month then I might be able to get up stuff - at the very least, my skin would last a lot longer

current weight 14.11 (pretty pleased with this)

realistic target 14.0 (when the grit is called)

No self harming with Greggs. Refuse the office cake table. Generally eat less fat and sugar.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: shark on August 01, 2014, 05:14:39 pm


Achieved by: no home drinking

your local is going to make a fortune!

Yep. But dog will get some exercise and so will I.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: abarro81 on August 01, 2014, 05:15:49 pm
My deadline is a bit different, since I have a trip in October..
Current: 11.11
Goal (by start of Oct): 11.4
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: shark on August 01, 2014, 05:22:21 pm
My deadline is a bit different, since I have a trip in October..
Current: 11.11
Goal (by start of Oct): 11.4

Has Tourette boy been calling you a fat cunt as well?
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Fadanoid on August 01, 2014, 05:24:19 pm
Its a bit of a tossers app I think but I've been using my fitness pal.

I find it has stopped me walking to the shop next door for doritos and maltesers when I feel a bit peckish, and general snacking.

Hence 73kg down to 68.5-69kg

Did have an intimidatingly sized bratwurst for lunch today though, that might wreck the stats.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on August 01, 2014, 05:28:49 pm
Current weight 11.6
Target 11.0 (10.99999999 would be even better!)
(I got down to 11.2 pre wedding last September so I know this can be achieved..)

Achieved by:
Limiting myself to only sporadic drinking
Reducing meat and fatty things
Starting smoking again (a drastic option I'll try and avoid) 


Its a bit of a tossers app I think but I've been using my fitness pal.

I find it has stopped me walking to the shop next door for doritos and maltesers when I feel a bit peckish, and general snacking.

I found this quite useful for just tracking calories imbibed/burned... MrsTT had a go with it too and thought she was doing really well until I pointed out that males were supposed to have a higher calorie limit than females.... It then got binned :)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Nibile on August 01, 2014, 05:32:18 pm
Hoping to be useful to everyone and not to make Alex angry, here's an article that i found interesting.
It's about "stubborn" fat, but has good info.
http://www.t-nation.com/diet-fat-loss/how-to-burn-stubborn-body-fat (http://www.t-nation.com/diet-fat-loss/how-to-burn-stubborn-body-fat)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Muenchener on August 01, 2014, 06:12:18 pm
I'm in but like Alex I'll target October in pursuit of a decent Frankenjura Autumn season.

Currently 81 target 77.

To be achieved by: long days out on the Alps in August; no afternoon snacks at work; no evening snacks after dinner at home
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Fiend on August 01, 2014, 06:18:46 pm
Goal: be less tolerant of skinny cunts with lean honed bodies moaning about their so-called weight.

Progress: going well so far reading this thread.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: abarro81 on August 01, 2014, 06:24:15 pm

Has Tourette boy been calling you a fat cunt as well?

I'm calling myself a fat cunt whilst above 10.10...
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Sasquatch on August 01, 2014, 06:58:17 pm
Assuming Bishop in Nov happens, then my two goals are:
Current - 171lbs, 78kg, 12.3 st
Mid-Sept - 167lbs, 76kg, 11.13 st
Mid Nov - 162lbs, 73.5kg, 11.8 st

So let the August Lardbegoneathon begin!
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: petejh on August 01, 2014, 07:37:01 pm
Goal: remain the same weight - 10.7 stone (68Kg) - as I've been for the last 20 years.
Current: 10.7 stone.

Goal achieved. Think I'll take the rest of the year off.

 :tease:
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Sasquatch on August 01, 2014, 07:45:56 pm
Goal: remain the same weight - 10.7 stone (68Kg) - as I've been for the last 20 years.
Current: 10.7 stone.

Goal achieved. Think I'll take the rest of the year off.

 :tease:
:icon_321:
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Doylo on August 01, 2014, 07:57:11 pm
I'm 11.7 with about 5 pounds to lose but will only diet if I get to redpointing  on my proj.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Doylo on August 01, 2014, 08:25:05 pm
Goal: remain the same weight - 10.7 stone (68Kg) - as I've been for the last 20 years.
Current: 10.7 stone.

Goal achieved. Think I'll take the rest of the year off.

 :tease:

The day you turn 40 you'll immediately put half a stone on. Something to look forward too ...
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on August 02, 2014, 05:54:37 pm
So, Day 1 of Lardathon training... forgive me for I have sinned...

Yesterday - twas good day at the Tor in the morning - healthy lunch, healthy tea... go out for 'one' with MrsTT and her friend... I'm persuaded to stay for another - friends husband turns up... We roll back in about midnight after a skinfull and I demolish a family size bag of crisps :D

Lager & Lard 1: TomTom 0

Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: a dense loner on August 02, 2014, 06:29:09 pm
 76 kg goal 76 kg
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: abarro81 on August 02, 2014, 06:39:51 pm
Fat fuck.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: shark on August 02, 2014, 06:54:56 pm
No alcohol last night.

Felt shit this morning.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on August 02, 2014, 10:49:40 pm
Putting stones in your pockets when on the scales is probably easier ;)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on August 02, 2014, 10:54:01 pm
http://www.nhs.uk/Tools/Pages/Healthyweightcalculator.aspx

(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/08/03/emygu5eq.jpg)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: slackline on August 03, 2014, 06:41:44 am
Yeah my BMI is ~20 at 64Kg. Frankly I could be a little lighter.

BMI has short-comings as muscle is heavier than fat.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: a dense loner on August 03, 2014, 07:25:46 am
Fat fuck.
That's what a fucking man weighs Alex
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 03, 2014, 07:43:00 am
BMI is all very interesting, but I'm worried about Tomtom's battery being down to 15%

Saturday night £10 "ready steady cook" meant mushrooms stuffed with leek and gorgonzola followed by roast duck leg (I only ate one) with sweet potato (roasted under the duck)

2 cans lager and half a bottle of red

didn't eat the panna cotta, because I was trying to be less greedy than usual

didn't eat any pistachios




Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: a dense loner on August 03, 2014, 08:02:16 am
How do people know what their bmi's are?
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Stubbs on August 03, 2014, 10:10:28 am
Slackers must have been sleep posting, there's no way he would have made a science mistake otherwise!
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Nibile on August 03, 2014, 11:34:26 am
Yes, but for the same weight if a BMI is made of jelly white bouncy fat, the person is in trouble; if it's made of mean solid fast twitch motherfuking fibers, the person is not in trouble.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Jim on August 03, 2014, 07:52:22 pm
disappointed this isn't a lard eating contest.
15 stone and proud now fuck off
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Muesli on August 03, 2014, 07:54:42 pm
A lard free weekend and a fun trip to Stone Farm today although probably lost more weight sweating in the car on the way /M25 queuing up to watch burning taxi on the hard shoulder.


Weight down to 76.4kg which is good but the bmi calculator leaves me less than chuffed at bmi =24.9 serves me right for not being tall.
hey ho.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: abarro81 on August 03, 2014, 08:03:35 pm
15 stone and proud now fuck off

That's akin to saying 'I touch kids and I'm proud of it'
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: a dense loner on August 03, 2014, 08:49:33 pm
That nhs bmi test is the worst thing I've ever seen. How the hell are you supposed to take that seriously? Put your height and weight in and it gives you your bmi? Not bloody likely
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: petejh on August 03, 2014, 09:29:00 pm
Are you serious? That's how bmi is calculated.
It's a blunt instrument with limited usefulness for fitties.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: a dense loner on August 03, 2014, 09:46:18 pm
Yes, I thought that wasn't used after people realised it had nothing to do with anything, that's why they started using callipers, which are also useless. Back to the leeches then
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: slackline on August 03, 2014, 10:02:26 pm
Yeah yeah, of course. I was just enjoying a rare opportunity to out-pedant Slackers. He meant "denser" not "heavier".

I'm officially on holiday (currently in the Pyrenees having a great time instead of working).

Thanks for correcting me though.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on August 04, 2014, 09:10:02 am
Guess I should give it a go. After getting down to 13st I'm creeping up to the 13 1/2 mark again.

No sweets (choc is ok though) and some more CV in spite of sweaty warmness.

On holiday next week, so it's going to be tough.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: whealiebob on August 04, 2014, 10:38:38 am
Time to start gradually losing the excess weight ready for Sendtember

Current weight 11.8
Target 11.2

Achieved by: no home drinking and cutting out bread, chocolate, cheese and biscuits 

Anyone else?

Yes, I have crept back up to 77kg partly because it has been too hot and sticky for me to want to go running and too much snacking before tea time.


So my aim is for 75kg for the end of the month should be do able with more aerobic work and less cakes and ice cream.

Time to start gradually losing the excess weight ready for Sendtember

Current weight 11.8
Target 11.2

Achieved by: no home drinking and cutting out bread, chocolate, cheese and biscuits 

Anyone else?

Yep currently 86kg get down to 80kg. Achieve by actually doing some exercise and not eating after dinner.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 04, 2014, 07:06:34 pm
stuff I didn't eat from the office cake table today

from Spain
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuLrVxJCAAADTKg.jpg:large)

from Brittany
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuLrPDwIEAAyGez.jpg:large)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Muesli on August 04, 2014, 09:17:54 pm
Largerstarfish you have more will power than me. I would have crumbled at the Almond Crocanti
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 08, 2014, 07:58:25 pm
more stuff I didn't eat

Alayna's birthday cakes
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bug6y9tIIAA4iSF.jpg)

Giz's leaving day
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BugeNmrIAAAbJDU.jpg)

I got the scales to call me 14 stone 9 pounds this morning

I even went climbing last night
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: shark on August 09, 2014, 08:19:32 am
I got the scales to call me 14 stone 9 pounds this morning

Excellent restraint and 2lbs loss to show for it.  :2thumbsup:

My restraint has been less impressive. I held out on the home drinking for 4 days except I was becoming so grumpy and miserable that Sonia virtually forced to share a bottle of wine on tues night. Seb and Echo popped round on weds eve night so had a further glass then. Shared another bottle last night with Sonia. Also have to declare a bottle of beer from when we went bowling last Saturday. Its slightly alarming how much alcohol is an intrinsic part of my life. Stopped snacking though and overall have lost 1lb this week.

Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 09, 2014, 09:12:49 am
I had one pint of Yorkshire Blonde on Thursday  :ang:

(nothing else the rest of the week)

probably have a few cans of Stella whilst camping this weekend  :alky:  :boxing:
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on August 09, 2014, 09:13:01 am
11st 4lb.
Title: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on August 09, 2014, 10:37:25 am
I got the scales to call me 14 stone 9 pounds this morning

Excellent restraint and 2lbs loss to show for it.  :2thumbsup:

My restraint has been less impressive. I held out on the home drinking for 4 days except I was becoming so grumpy and miserable that Sonia virtually forced to share a bottle of wine on tues night. Seb and Echo popped round on weds eve night so had a further glass then. Shared another bottle last night with Sonia. Also have to declare a bottle of beer from when we went bowling last Saturday. Its slightly alarming how much alcohol is an intrinsic part of my life. Stopped snacking though and overall have lost 1lb this week.

Ease those booze withdrawal grumps/shakes* by having a couple of cigs a day ;)

*shouting at people for not successfully completing Weedkiller traverse
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 09, 2014, 11:13:18 am
I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of a Shark bellow.

I can't imagine what it's like when he's doing his rattle.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: shark on August 09, 2014, 12:18:38 pm
I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of a Shark bellow.

I can't imagine what it's like when he's doing his rattle.

Here's a child's portrayal

(http://i.imgur.com/cVUcHvW.jpg)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Nibile on August 09, 2014, 12:48:40 pm
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!
"DIFFERENT COLOURS"!!!
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: andy popp on August 09, 2014, 01:45:35 pm
Mainly purple, puce, crimson and blue.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Muesli on August 12, 2014, 11:22:56 am
Twelve days in, no beer, no ice cream, err some cake and 76.2 kg
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: shark on August 15, 2014, 06:24:34 pm
Craving for booze has gone down and not had any alcohol for 6 days. Scarcely any snacking either except at crag. Weight is the same but fat going from my midriff so expect to see a few pounds drop off soon.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Doylo on August 15, 2014, 06:36:17 pm
11.5 but in project mode so 5-2 diet initialised.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Sasquatch on August 15, 2014, 07:00:34 pm
Assuming Bishop in Nov happens, then my two goals are:
Current - 171lbs, 78kg, 12.3 st
Mid-Sept - 167lbs, 76kg, 11.13 st
Mid Nov - 162lbs, 73.5kg, 11.8 st

So let the August Lardbegoneathon begin!

8/15/14 - 168 lbs.  Going much faster than anticipated, although I think the non-stop active week in squamish really helped....
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 16, 2014, 07:22:33 am
a manly volume of ale was consumed last weekend due to camping in the rain on the same site as The Mother-in-law

sticking to oatcakes and occasionally mixed nuts and dried fruit for daytime hunger management

no Greggs

no cakes at work

bouldered one evening - was told by someone who knows about these things that I was moving well

the scales registered a low point of 14st 7lb

YYFY!
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Muenchener on August 16, 2014, 01:09:35 pm
Currently 81 target 77.

To be achieved by: long days out on the Alps in August

 :lol:  currently 82  :(

The death of my dad meant my family visit to the uk at the start of the month involved no physical activity and a lot of sitting around drinking with my brother and various old friends.

Appalling weather meant the following week of alpine "climbing" mostly involved hillwalking in pouring rain, interspersed with sitting in huts desperately trying to consume enough calories to stay warm. Rather too successfully it would appear.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on August 16, 2014, 01:50:05 pm
Well done Lagers -

Theres a woody allen film where they go into the future and find out that smoking is good for you - the implication that he was stupid for giving up. I sometimes wonder if the same will happen with Greggs...
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Nibile on August 16, 2014, 02:24:02 pm
I found this article very interesting, especially the ELEL/EMEM approach, which I had never thought about.
I hope it helps everyone with their goals, myself included.
http://www.t-nation.com/diet-fat-loss/truth-about-metabolic-damage (http://www.t-nation.com/diet-fat-loss/truth-about-metabolic-damage)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on August 18, 2014, 10:22:28 am
Guess I should give it a go. After getting down to 13st I'm creeping up to the 13 1/2 mark again.

On holiday next week, so it's going to be tough.

Post hol, still 13 1/2, guess I didn't lose any ground at least!
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: abarro81 on August 18, 2014, 11:07:15 am
I usually find gains/losses are delayed a week or so.. Don't count your chickens yet;)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on August 18, 2014, 11:45:22 am
Yeah, I find that too. I was fairly good though, not much booze, just a bit of excessive habitual snacking when driving. Managed a few reasonable length bike rides.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Sasquatch on August 18, 2014, 08:20:30 pm
started at 171, dropped to 168 last week.   :punk:

Then binged over the weekend back to 170.5.  prob just water weight.  Let's see how this week goes.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: shark on August 22, 2014, 11:02:00 am
Time to start gradually losing the excess weight ready for Sendtember

Current weight 11.8
Target 11.2

Achieved by: no home drinking and cutting out bread, chocolate, cheese and biscuits 

Anyone else?

Down to 11.5-6 this week. Limited drinking and snacking still but we're visiting my parents so will have to show restraint with Mum's home cooking especially as climbing psyche is at a low ebb.

Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: abarro81 on August 22, 2014, 12:04:51 pm
My deadline is a bit different, since I have a trip in October..
Current: 11.11
Goal (by start of Oct): 11.4

11.7-11.8 this week.. Getting there, but farting a lot in the process!
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on August 22, 2014, 01:04:47 pm
13 st 4. Bike, surf, climb it's been a busy week! Had a bacon roll in a moment of weakness this morning though.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on August 22, 2014, 05:06:27 pm
11st 5lb. Been steady at this all week... though being careful..

Out for dinner at some place called Char tonight... I don't think its a vegetarian restaurant...
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Sasquatch on August 22, 2014, 05:52:38 pm
Assuming Bishop in Nov happens, then my two goals are:
Current - 171lbs, 78kg, 12.3 st
Mid-Sept - 167lbs, 76kg, 11.13 st
Mid Nov - 162lbs, 73.5kg, 11.8 st

So let the August Lardbegoneathon begin!

8/15/14 - 168 lbs.  Going much faster than anticipated, although I think the non-stop active week in squamish really helped....
8/22/14 - 167.4lbs
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Doylo on August 22, 2014, 05:55:43 pm
My deadline is a bit different, since I have a trip in October..
Current: 11.11
Goal (by start of Oct): 11.4

11.7-11.8 this week.. Getting there, but farting a lot in the process!

Catch me if you can  ;)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 22, 2014, 06:53:56 pm
11st 5lb. Been steady at this all week... though being careful..

Out for dinner at some place called Char tonight... I don't think its a vegetarian restaurant...

a bit of positive re-enforcement in the form of bouldering success should help with maintaining the effort (even if it was a traverse)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Muenchener on August 26, 2014, 06:22:47 am
Currently 81 target 77.

To be achieved by: long days out on the Alps in August

 :lol:  currently 82  :(

81. Back to square one yyfy.

Interestingly, my rested/waking pulse is down from 47 in April to 44. Suggesting that all the bike riding to work, stair climbing, hillwalking in pouring rain etc. actually worked, and aerobic fitness wouldn't have been the limiting factor had I managed to get on any decent long alpine rock routes.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on August 26, 2014, 08:55:49 am
Out for dinner at some place called Char tonight... I don't think its a vegetarian restaurant...

Sounds fishy to me.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: shark on August 26, 2014, 09:10:58 am
Down to 11.5-6 this week. Limited drinking and snacking still but we're visiting my parents so will have to show restraint with Mum's home cooking especially as climbing psyche is at a low ebb.

11.6 this morning  :dance1:

Gave in to  beer, cheese, wine, roast dinners, blackberry crumble over weekend but declined the cheesecake at dinner on Monday and participating in the McDonalds on the way home
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Muesli on August 26, 2014, 09:49:24 am
Hey ho


More cardio exercise, less cake, no drinking..... the result... weight resolutely stuck at 76.2kg


I do however feel at lot more motivated and with better energy levels than a month ago so still good.

Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: rodma on August 26, 2014, 12:40:45 pm
having just finished a bag of dirtyros and about to start on some chewy triple chocolate cookies, I'm really enjoying reading about your diets  ;D

currently 59.6kg, will be 60kg by the time the cookies are done
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Nibile on August 26, 2014, 01:09:44 pm
I don't want to piss on anyone's chips, but I think that instead of monitoring just weight, one should mostly check fat levels.
We all know that it's easier and faster to lose weight via muscle mass loss, but I think that it would be far better to lose maybe less weight, but via fat loss.
I know that more weight on the fingers is more weight on the fingers, regardless of muscle or fat, but I've found that keeping muscles and losing a little fat brings more advantages. More power, a better look, a healthier body more resistant to colds, etc, and most of all a higher metabolism, that is a key factor for having permanent weight loss instead of the usual ups and downs.
Just my 2 cents.
It goes without saying that I deeply support all the lardathletes here, and in no way I mean to detract anything from their efforts.
Keep it up.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on August 26, 2014, 02:10:57 pm
You saying I'm fat?? :)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: shark on August 26, 2014, 02:23:14 pm
I don't want to piss on anyone's chips, but I think that instead of monitoring just weight, one should mostly check fat levels.


If monitoring fat % was as straightforward as weighing yourself I'd agree but most fat checking devices are inaccurate.

Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: a dense loner on August 26, 2014, 02:46:14 pm
The mirror is the most accurate thing yet devised
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on August 26, 2014, 03:04:42 pm
Yup!

(http://daisybrain.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/1-1250550826-skinny-mirror.jpg?w=338&h=450)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Nibile on August 26, 2014, 03:42:00 pm
The mirror never lies.
Despite this, monitoring fat is very easy and very accurate. What isn't accurate is the plethora of different formulas used to calculate the %. But that's totally useless, I don't need to know my %, I only need to know whether the folds I measure with my calipers are increasing or decreasing.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tommytwotone on August 26, 2014, 04:09:15 pm
The mirror is the most accurate thing yet devised


Au contraire - I made the mistake of video-ing myself sans top for the first time in ages on Sunday.

They say the camera adds 10 pounds, in which case I think my camera's broken as it appears to have added about double that.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Muesli on August 26, 2014, 04:39:08 pm
My scales do have some impedance based way of calculating %body fat and to be fair the figure has dropped from 18.3% to 18.0% over the last month.


How accurate it might be is anyones guess.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: moose on August 26, 2014, 05:40:48 pm
Impedance based measurements might be pretty good for trends at the very least, even if the absolute value is inaccurate.  The measurements given by my scales were always very repeatable and, when they did trend, did so for explicable reasons - a slow, incremental rise when I put on a bit of weight, a fall when I lost weight, with the absolute values seeming pretty sensible.  That said, they are a fairly posh set of scales - a big handlebar grip that takes the whole of both hands, as well as foot-plates (which common-sense would suggest is more comprehensive than just footplates, or thumb pads) .
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Muenchener on August 26, 2014, 08:34:21 pm
I don't need to know my %, I only need to know whether the folds I measure with my calipers are increasing or decreasing.

What he said.

Also, I like that there is a "Jackson Pollock" method for calculating body fat. I presume it involves putting random splotches of paint across your belly and then seeing if they get bigger or smaller.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: webbo on August 26, 2014, 10:00:36 pm
 I thought the way to tell if you are carrying too much fat was to stand naked in front of the mirror and jump up and down whilst tensing your muscles. Anything that jiggles that shouldn't is fat.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on August 26, 2014, 10:50:48 pm
Males only.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on August 26, 2014, 10:56:20 pm

Males only.

My moobs don't count then? :(
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: shark on September 01, 2014, 11:19:37 am
Time to start gradually losing the excess weight ready for Sendtember

Current weight 11.8
Target 11.2


 I was going well last week weighing 11.5-6 then had a splendid weekend of fine food, wine and technicolour cake so weighed in at 11.8 this morning. Hopefully I can shift that this week but nonetheless a disappointing end to the August Lardathon.


(http://i.imgur.com/rPsNsCa.jpg) (http://imgur.com/rPsNsCa)

Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on September 01, 2014, 11:24:30 am
Epic fail. Was doing OK, at 14st 2 mid last week.....

Then barbeque Saturday afternoon. A few beers resulted in going into gannet mode - it was totally overcatered, so just had to eat.

14st 5 this morning.

Oh well.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: fatneck on September 01, 2014, 11:44:58 am
My August has quite literally been a lardathon. 3kgs put on over the last three weeks mainly due to eating butties on the beach every day and drinking beer and eating snacks every night...

Back up at 90kgs today after being down at a 5yr record low of 87kgs just before my hols :no:

85kgs by Christmas is the goal...
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Doylo on September 01, 2014, 11:58:52 am
11.4 but with project ticked likely to creep up now.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on September 01, 2014, 12:23:13 pm
About the same...
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 01, 2014, 12:58:07 pm
feeling very pleased to have kept weight steady at around 14st 7lb whilst having 2 weeks off work - this usually leads to quite a few extra lbs, but I've been reasonably controlled

drank alcohol most days, ate great food

no climbing

only exercise has been DIY related (carrying a fuckton of wood and concrete)

I did get the scales to register 14st 6lb one day

I am optimistic that I can resume the fat loss

a bit of climbing will boost motivation...
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Three Nine on September 01, 2014, 01:30:49 pm
Time to start gradually losing the excess weight ready for Sendtember

Current weight 11.8
Target 11.2


 I was going well last week weighing 11.5-6 then had a splendid weekend of fine food, wine and technicolour cake so weighed in at 11.8 this morning. Hopefully I can shift that this week but nonetheless a disappointing end to the August Lardathon.



So, to recap, you went from 11.8 to 11.8 over August, and you achieved this by eating cake. Sounds like another successful Simon Lee diet, following on from the excellent museli, honey and greek yoghurt between meals diet. The rainbow cake was a nice twist, but you are the world's most feeble athlete.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Three Nine on September 01, 2014, 01:32:23 pm
If that sounds uncharitable, its because i'm actually dieting. You know, where you eat less and lose weight.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 01, 2014, 01:59:06 pm
So, to recap, you went from 11.8 to 11.8 over August, and you achieved this by eating cake. Sounds like another successful Simon Lee diet, following on from the excellent museli, honey and greek yoghurt between meals diet. The rainbow cake was a nice twist, but you are STILL the world's most feeble athlete.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Three Nine on September 01, 2014, 02:04:24 pm
Cheers for correcting me!
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: kelvin on September 01, 2014, 02:08:33 pm
I dunno - it took a lot of strength to lift that slice of cake no doubt.

I spent all of the month on holiday... so it could have gone one of two ways.

The leg muscles are bigger and the waist smaller but this is mostly due to to the price of food in Switzerland and all the exercise from dodging rain showers.

Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: shark on September 01, 2014, 02:13:24 pm
I prefer to think of myself as "the world's most tenacious malingerer"
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Muesli on September 01, 2014, 04:29:07 pm
Over the month down from 77 to 76kg so not as much wight loss as I hoped for but  generally feeling fitter and more motivated so happy to call that a success especially as the month was not entirely cake free!












 
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: dunnyg on September 01, 2014, 05:09:41 pm
Strong weight loss from between 73-75kg to 67 kg over 28 days.

Secrets include

-Eating undercooked eggs in eastern ex-soviet states
- carrying heavy bags around
- Dragging barrels around whilst doing the above
- Altitude for further appetite supressant.
- Replace nearly all food stuffs with almonds

Feeling fit but not strong

Time for some steepness! (and cake)


Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: petejh on September 01, 2014, 06:08:43 pm
I prefer to think of myself as "the world's most tenacious malingerer"

I have a secret theory (that's no longer secret) that you and the nation's favorite telly doc Dr Michael Mosley share similar genes for being non-responsive to aerobic stimulus. I base my theory on you looking similar and your voices sounding a bit alike. Not really related to lardathon/weight loss except that non-responders and low-responders do best with very high intensity training (aerobic). There's a DNA test you can do, here: http://www.xrgenomics.com/ (http://www.xrgenomics.com/)   I took the test 2 years ago out of curiosity, but they lost my sample and I didn't bother chasing it up. They've yet to come up with an affordable DNA test for how responsive you are to strength or anaerobic stimuli but I thought the aerobic test might have some crossover. Go on, prove my theory!

Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: kelvin on September 01, 2014, 06:21:45 pm
At £150, I'd have been chasing them long ago Pete. Maybe that's how they get you started on a cardio lifestyle... chasing.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on September 01, 2014, 06:54:20 pm
For £50 I can do such a DNA analysis.

Hold your thumb over your PC webcam or camera on your phone and email me the pic. I will then send you your comprehensive aerobic/anaerobic analysis within 10 min. I'll even throw in a free lollipop.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: petejh on September 01, 2014, 07:12:10 pm
Only if it's a sugarfree lollipop
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on September 01, 2014, 07:32:08 pm
Only if it's a sugarfree lollipop

No problem.

I also do a range of budget DIY gastric bands....
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 01, 2014, 08:26:36 pm
I prefer to think of myself as "the world's most tenacious malingerer"

keep hanging on through Sendtember and be ready for Oaktober
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 02, 2014, 08:07:14 am
Can we keep this thread going through Sendtember?

I've enjoyed being a bigger loser than Shark
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on September 02, 2014, 08:49:11 am
I have a secret theory (that's no longer secret) that you and the nation's favorite telly doc Dr Michael Mosley share similar genes for being non-responsive to aerobic stimulus. I base my theory on you looking similar and your voices sounding a bit alike.

Irrefutable SCIENCE!
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Sasquatch on September 02, 2014, 07:28:47 pm
Assuming Bishop in Nov happens, then my two goals are:
Current - 171lbs, 78kg, 12.3 st
Mid-Sept - 167lbs, 76kg, 11.13 st
Mid Nov - 162lbs, 73.5kg, 11.8 st

So let the August Lardbegoneathon begin!

8/15/14 - 168 lbs.  Going much faster than anticipated, although I think the non-stop active week in squamish really helped....
9/2/14 - 167lbs.  Still dropping nicely.  Encouraging results has improved motivation :) 

If I drop below 165.7, I'll be the lightest I've been since my freshman year of college. Fighting Weight- :boxing:

New goals:
Current - 167lbs, 76kg, 11.13 st
Oct 1 - 164lbs, 74.5kg, 11.10 st
Nov 1 - 161lbs, 73kg, 11.7 st
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: mindfull on September 02, 2014, 08:06:26 pm
Feeling fat:

End of July (just before surgery):
ca. 10.3 stone  (65kg)

Now
ca. 11.11 stone (75kg)

If these were only muscles ...  :oops:

The plan: Quit smoking, start Long distance running. Hope: to get back to 67-68kg
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 03, 2014, 07:48:16 pm
more stuff that I didn't eat from the office cake table this week

left on my desk by the hot Brazillian chick one of the doctors
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwmjKUlIEAAt8Ri.jpg)

in the background those are actually some rice crackers (probably laced with sugar and suet)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwmiwkqCIAAj1QB.jpg)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 03, 2014, 07:57:01 pm
I was a little concerned that I would be missing out on the home-cooking based flirting where ladies enjoy fondling my soul via my stomach

My new habit of photographing cakes and not eating them (capture and return) has made it common knowledge that I am trying to lose some lard - this seems to imply to the ladies that they now have carte blanche to eye up my torso and comment on it's form with a patronising pat. As long as I'm getting enough attention, I'm OK.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Sloper on September 03, 2014, 08:15:18 pm
I think I may have misunderstood this topic.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 03, 2014, 08:36:16 pm
did you think it applied to August?

easy mistake
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Sloper on September 03, 2014, 09:01:31 pm
NO, I've been wearing thongs for a month and the chaffing is really rather painful now
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: rich d on September 04, 2014, 10:52:13 am
back from 2 weeks all inclusive  :wavecry:. Back around!
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: fried on September 04, 2014, 11:55:50 am
They're murder, those eat-as-much-as-you-can buffets.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: rich d on September 04, 2014, 12:33:43 pm
They're murder, those eat-as-much-as-you-can buffets.
the free beer, rum and vodka didn't help much either. Keeping well away from the scales until next week purely out of fear.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 05, 2014, 10:24:12 am
feeling confident at claiming the tick for 14st 6lb now

successfully campussed something where lesser people use feet, so things are looking good for when the smiley Oliver Reed look-alike gets let out of his box and feet stick to stuff

was lured into eating a couple of fig rolls on they way back from the crag which let to a bowl of creamy ice cream later - might this be some sort of grooming? fig rolls seem so mild, but I guess they could be a gateway to harder stuff - last night would corroborate this theory
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on September 05, 2014, 10:33:28 am
Personally I use gel for grooming. Fig rolls make my scalp itch.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 05, 2014, 10:37:54 am
Lagerstarfish uses a kukri for that sort of grooming
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on September 05, 2014, 10:53:04 am
13st 1 1/2 this morning, in spite of no exercise due to workload and working all hours. But the high stress cortisol production seems to work wonders for weight loss. I wouldn't recommend it as being good for your state of mind though :(
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Sloper on September 05, 2014, 10:53:40 am
Down to about 12st 9 the lightest I've been for years
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 05, 2014, 10:59:04 am
must be all the bile and bollocks that you've been emitting
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 05, 2014, 10:59:48 am
 ;)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Sloper on September 05, 2014, 12:46:28 pm
must be all the bile and bollocks that you've been emitting
Nahh, it's the Adam Lincoln diet, before I was full of shit, but after the AL diet (talking shit for a month) the weight has plummeted and my list of 1st ascents has increased.   
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on September 05, 2014, 01:48:39 pm
Cross referencing threads - it seems the easy way to lose weight is to enter a dws competition and imbibe lots of local sea water...

Alternatively, I can sell you a vial of our cats poo - as he's just been diagnosed with Gardia (Jardia?). Simply mix with your normal morning protein shake and 1-2 weeks of guaranteed weight loss. Also useful if you need some time off work to watch day time tv - or if you've just landed a position as a toilet roll tester.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 06, 2014, 05:50:25 am
stuff I didn't eat from the cake table at work yesterday

exhibit A

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwxV8HlCAAAsPB3.jpg)


exhibits B,C,D,E,F,G,H and I

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwxWF7iCYAIVZb-.jpg)

no alcohol Mon-Thrs

Yeah, that's me. Mind of steel, fingers of tissue paper, legs of wood.

Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: shark on September 06, 2014, 09:43:10 am
I did eat a slice of this - but it was Ben's birthday

(http://i.imgur.com/zTzapu5.jpg)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 06, 2014, 10:58:47 am
ah, hollow cake - good tip (assuming you let the kids have the jelly beans and didn't eat the cut-out whilst making it)

but it was Ben's birthday

a cake addict will always find a reason to use

come on Shark - you're better than that
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Three Nine on September 06, 2014, 03:09:13 pm
no he isnt
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 11, 2014, 07:24:31 am
didn't eat these

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxGvL_OIgAAbzy6.jpg)


and a new low point - it's not rocket science

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxOyI7xCAAAhJqR.jpg)

as the weather cools, I suspect that I'm going to find it harder to eat moderately
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on September 11, 2014, 09:15:34 am
12 st 13 1/4.

Boom.

Now to just sort out my fucked elbow before I can crush :(
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: fatneck on September 12, 2014, 02:27:19 pm
88.9kg (13st 9) this morning so that's just over a kilo gone and 4 to go...
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Sasquatch on September 12, 2014, 04:30:49 pm
Just measured in at the lowest weight I've been since I was 18!!!! :dance1:
164.2lbs
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 12, 2014, 07:12:43 pm
a big Weight Watchers style round of applause for all us losers

 :clap2:  :clap2:  :clap2:  :clap2:  :clap2:
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: fried on September 12, 2014, 08:16:37 pm

Yeah, that's me. Mind of steel, fingers of tissue paper, legs of wood.

And a knob of butter!
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: mindfull on September 12, 2014, 08:38:24 pm
 First day without cigarettes ... (with support of nicotin stickers and champix).

Went for a 6km run with two lovely nurses which actually worked very motivating ...  :ang:
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: fried on September 12, 2014, 10:07:34 pm
Be careful with that Champix. It banned now in France. My missus nearly killed me in a car accident while on that stuff. Nasty.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 12, 2014, 10:17:59 pm

Yeah, that's me. Mind of steel, fingers of tissue paper, legs of wood.

And a knob of butter!

it might look like that to you, but in my mind it's a bar of lead/graphene composite
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on September 13, 2014, 12:15:32 am
Got to watch it with toxicity with a lead cock lagers. Whilst the value of lead continues to rise and it will undoubtably have a good trade in value, traditional flesh - or even plastic are probably better options.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 13, 2014, 07:18:07 am
the cake table at work hit a new depth yesterday - I still didn't eat any

those are not small bars of chocolate

no golden ticket yet

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxUemK5CMAAkRKe.jpg)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Nibile on September 13, 2014, 10:29:00 am
What's this thing about "cake tables" at work? Some kind of "team building" strategy, a treat for surviving the week, or just some simple way to bo nice to each other that to me is unknown, work wise?
Anyway it must be tough for a Lardathlete. You have all my support.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on September 13, 2014, 10:37:26 am
It's to make fat people feel happier about themselves by watching everyone else scoff.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: nai on September 13, 2014, 10:55:51 am
Crazy isn't it, used to work with a woman who brought a homemade cake/traybake in every week but never once ate any of it herself.  Somehow buying all that junk seems even crazier though, I'll show them how much I care but without making any effort.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: petejh on September 13, 2014, 12:20:20 pm
When people look back in 15 years time from their enlightened world of stevia and other old/new sweeteners, the practice of workplace cake-trays might be seen as a kind of workplace abuse - exposing others to such an addictive substance that's been strongly linked to inflammation, diabetes, heart disease, obesity and various other ill-health effects ...

(I'd demolish one of those galaxy's btw!)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on September 15, 2014, 09:13:21 am
The lass who sits next to me makes a tray of scottish tablet every couple of weeks (like fudge only with more sweeter; basically suugar melted, added to sugar then boiled and a bit of flavouring added).

I swear it's like crack.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 16, 2014, 07:38:20 pm
I didn't even open this little minx which had been left with a suggestively loose lid clearly promising home baked naughtiness

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxkpqTgIQAAQ9DM.jpg)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: fried on September 16, 2014, 07:43:24 pm
I can feel something running down my leg.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 17, 2014, 10:37:13 am
got a reading of 14st 2lb yesterday
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on September 17, 2014, 11:52:31 am
Helium is cheatingb...
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: rich d on September 17, 2014, 12:22:11 pm
got a reading of 14st 2lb yesterday
well done lagers http://www.weightlossresources.co.uk/logout/profiles/ceri.htm (http://www.weightlossresources.co.uk/logout/profiles/ceri.htm)
the weight loss has changed the way you looked since I bumped into you last year at Millstone.

(http://www.weightlossresources.co.uk/img/c/ceri01.jpg)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 25, 2014, 03:14:46 pm
healthy eating?

I skipped this

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BySl4JACMAETVzS.jpg)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: webbo on September 25, 2014, 03:38:45 pm
Do you work at diabetics anonymous by any chance.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 25, 2014, 04:53:48 pm
to be fair, that was a charidy cake festival
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 26, 2014, 07:38:49 am
shit photo, good news

new low point

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BycHDgjIMAEXCjO.jpg)

I'm sure I could get below 14 just by not drinking enough water for a day   :no:
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: kelvin on September 26, 2014, 07:47:28 am
Or less lager Largers... effort.

Has this turned into a dietathon thread now? If so I may have to join in from next Wednesday. 1kg a month to lose for twelve months. Half a pound a week. Can't be that hard can it? Not when I'm a bloater anyway.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 26, 2014, 08:55:50 am
I seem to be reaching the bottom of what can be achieved by merely cutting out my excessive cake consumption during the week.

I may have to actually put effort in if I want to lose more. I'm hoping that getting out on grit will provide sufficient reward/motivation for this

I have been doing 4x20mins cardio/aerobic/whaeteveritscalled per week for the last 2 weeks, but I hear that it doesn't help with anything
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: mindfull on September 26, 2014, 09:12:45 am
I was told fat burning only starts c.a. after more than 30 minutes, and don't expect miracles either  :(
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 26, 2014, 09:19:04 am
really I'm just hoping to increase my walk-in speed (carrying pads) without wasting myself so that I can make better use of my limited time
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on September 26, 2014, 09:36:13 am
12 st 12 1/4. Still no climbing, but been doing quite a lot of swimming ( 3 times a week) in preparation for a competition coming up (not swum competitively since mid 80s, so struggling a bit). Hopefully when that's over a I might get on and do a bit of easy climbing.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 26, 2014, 09:28:14 pm
this week has seen a significant change in cake assaults due to the massive amounts of stress flying about - people are spending £5 at a time to "treat" each other individually

I never thought I'd see the day where I'd turn down proper quality cake

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ByevjrLIYAAd4r3.jpg)

the cheaper end of cake assault plods along as usual

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Byevo0QIEAAxLg7.jpg)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 09, 2014, 12:56:24 pm
wasn't me

(http://i61.tinypic.com/2ep7myu.jpg)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: DAVETHOMAS90 on October 09, 2014, 01:55:56 pm
It was the Ronnie O'Sullivan lookalike, in the red top.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Jaspersharpe on October 09, 2014, 04:39:24 pm
I've never seen anything like it. Is everyone at your work about 20 stone lagers?
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 09, 2014, 04:58:22 pm
not all of us
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Jim on October 09, 2014, 10:37:24 pm
I'm pretty tempted to challenge you to less than 14stone competition Lagers but my main problem is that beer tastes too good and my will is too weak. after starting cycling to work most days I've dropped from 15 down to about 14.5 and I've also started climbing again in order to not embaress myself too much on an upcoming font trip
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Mike Tyson on October 09, 2014, 10:46:55 pm
Off topic. You going to Font with Worm and Old Cheese Jim? I'm headed there with TC and a few others, from 31st October to 10th of November.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Jim on October 09, 2014, 11:39:15 pm
Yes. not going with worm. Going the week after so should be there when you're there
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on October 10, 2014, 07:24:34 am
I'm pretty tempted to challenge you to less than 14 stone competition Lagers but my main problem is that beer tastes too good and my will is too weak.

I'm going to struggle to get that last couple of of pounds shifted

my motivation starts to fade after 5 days without real rock  :boohoo:

Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: GCW on October 10, 2014, 11:42:26 am
beer tastes too good and my willy's too weak.

Cause and effect??
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Jim on October 10, 2014, 04:07:43 pm
Well it is 50% redundant these days
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 07, 2015, 11:34:19 am
I am currently not eating any of the nutella cheesecake that is on the cake table at work
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on January 07, 2015, 12:31:18 pm
I am currently not eating any of the nutella cheesecake that is on the cake table at work

How about smearing it all about your person? ;)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on January 07, 2015, 12:35:48 pm
you can subscribe to my web-cam show like everyone else

for a 10 minute one to one show with that request it'll be less than a Man U season ticket
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 18, 2015, 09:10:13 am
time to start making an effort towards "healthy living" again

14st 12lb and 32% fat this morning according to home scales

hardly any excercise in the last few months and the last 3 weeks has been a constant feast

my intentions are to avoid cakes at work, no Greggs, no day time fish and chips or fried chicken - and become a Power Club user

Shark reccommended daily weighing when I spoke to him, so this is what I will do

Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on August 18, 2015, 09:15:03 am
Kids back to school today, holiday is over, back on the wagon. Got 9lbs to shift to get back to fighting weight.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: fatneck on August 18, 2015, 09:18:37 am
Good man... I put on a couple of pounds over holibobs and now at 14st 6lb, aiming to get below 14st by October.. According to some shady website (http://www.healthcentral.com/cholesterol/home-body-fat-test-2774-143.html) I have 7.6% body fat! This is surprisingly low I'd have thought...?
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: fatneck on August 18, 2015, 09:23:25 am
Just done another one and it said 17%!!?? Seems like a bit of a lottery...

Edit: Realised I'd put the data in as a woman and changing it to male would seem to make it 7% too... Wonders will never cease and I'm clearly in better shape than I thought I was :)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: kelvin on August 18, 2015, 09:29:06 am
Shark is right about the daily weighing, it focuses the mind. I'd also say in the morning, it seems a bit more reliable and if you can do it after a piss and a shit - bonus.

Best of luck everyone. The battery in my scales has died, so I'll be going off my 32 inch Diesel jeans - they never lie. Only got six week till I head off to Spain and am about 83kg after the last two weeks holiday (didn't gain thankfully) and need to be under 80kg before I go.

For those going off bodyfat - I've some posh scales, been measured too but there's a US Navy formula on the interweb somewhere that they use and it's pretty much in line if you compare it too the other methods. Worth a look at if you don't wanna lash out on scales etc.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on August 18, 2015, 09:41:26 am
FFS... Sharks posted up in Power Club that he's now lighter than me... Time for me to shed a few lbs and/or start feeding Shark doughnuts again...
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Three Nine on August 18, 2015, 09:58:23 am
I didnt know it was possible to be heavier than Simon? Aren't you worried you'll collapse into a black hole or something?
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on August 18, 2015, 10:15:41 am
Kids back to school today, holiday is over, back on the wagon. Got 9lbs to shift to get back to fighting weight.

Annoyingly I was down to 13st just before holidays, need to get back. Might even have to start doing some cardio again, get out on the bike when the weather is marginally pish, instead of going to the wall / sitting at home eating cake.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: petejh on August 18, 2015, 10:19:49 am
Goal: remain the same weight - 10.7 stone (68Kg) - as I've been for the last 20 years.
Current: 10.7 stone.

Goal achieved. Think I'll take the rest of the year off.

 :tease:

Is it that time of year again? Let me see..
Goal 65Kg.
Weight 65Kg.
8% body fat according to that link above.


Think I'll treat myself to a carrot.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: shark on August 18, 2015, 10:26:10 am
Goal: remain the same weight - 10.7 stone (68Kg) - as I've been for the last 20 years.
Current: 10.7 stone.

Goal achieved. Think I'll take the rest of the year off.

 :tease:

Is it that time of year again? Let me see..
Goal 65Kg.
Weight 65Kg.
8% body fat according to that link above.


Think I'll treat myself to a carrot.(http://i776.photobucket.com/albums/yy49/alexandros1313/bigsmug.png)

Changed that for you
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: shark on August 18, 2015, 10:29:14 am
time to start making an effort towards "healthy living" again

14st 12lb and 32% fat this morning according to home scales

hardly any excercise in the last few months and the last 3 weeks has been a constant feast

my intentions are to avoid cakes at work, no Greggs, no day time fish and chips or fried chicken - and become a Power Club user

Shark reccommended daily weighing when I spoke to him, so this is what I will do

Works for me. However, as we discussed what works for you is vicariously posting images of cheesecake that you declined to eat on social media. Have you upgraded your phone yet?
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 18, 2015, 10:37:36 am
no

Mrs Stratfish is fully supportive of me spending money on a smart phone, but I have an annoying mental block on spending money on "myself"

not to mention a strong niggle about not wanting to spend money on a budget smart phone anly to find that a better option is released soon after

madness
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: shark on August 18, 2015, 10:39:12 am
Therapist cure thyself
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: kelvin on August 18, 2015, 11:11:48 am


not to mention a strong niggle about not wanting to spend money on a budget smart phone anly to find that a better option is released soon after



Just buy the moto g Version 3 and be done with it. It's the new kid on the block and will be current for about 6 months  ;) I'm still more than happy with my V1, which has 4g and can be had sim free and unlocked in tescos for 99 quid. The new one has a far better camera for the taking of cake pictures and the lager you didn't drink.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Doylo on August 18, 2015, 11:41:40 am
I'm 11.7 with about 5 pounds to lose but will only diet if I get to redpointing  on my proj.

11.1 this time around. Be nice to get under 11.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on August 18, 2015, 01:17:56 pm
Have a huge shit?
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 18, 2015, 01:19:35 pm
US navy say I'm obese

their loss
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on August 18, 2015, 01:21:06 pm
Coming from an organisation in the US, that's rich!
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on August 18, 2015, 03:00:54 pm
Hut hut hut..
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on August 18, 2015, 03:09:40 pm
Pizza Hut Pizza hut Jabba the hut..
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Doylo on August 18, 2015, 03:44:54 pm
Have a huge shit?

My bumholes tiny.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on August 18, 2015, 04:11:50 pm
size is not only measured by girth.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on August 18, 2015, 04:42:55 pm
Do you poo like a chipolata machine Doylo? ;)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Doylo on August 18, 2015, 04:56:56 pm
More like earthy rabbit droppings
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on August 18, 2015, 05:11:50 pm
More soft fruit, less grass.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 19, 2015, 10:38:16 am
14st 11lb this morning

not touched the French Fancies, Viennese Whirls or dark chocolate Digestives on the cake table at work
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on August 19, 2015, 10:48:44 am
13st 3 1/2 this morning. quite a drop from 13st 9 on Monday, guess I was still carrying the weekend food baby.

Porridge and banana for breakfast. Starving already.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Nibile on August 19, 2015, 10:51:45 am
Good man... I put on a couple of pounds over holibobs and now at 14st 6lb, aiming to get below 14st by October.. According to some shady website (http://www.healthcentral.com/cholesterol/home-body-fat-test-2774-143.html) I have 7.6% body fat! This is surprisingly low I'd have thought...?
Hey, I don't want to piss on your chips Fatneck, but I seriously doubt that website's formulas for body fat...
Here's what I got:
(https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5648/20079241564_3014beaae2_z.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/wAkmY5)image (https://flic.kr/p/wAkmY5) by Nibile (https://www.flickr.com/photos/70381658@N00/), on Flickr
I am a zombie.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: fried on August 19, 2015, 11:36:39 am
Diet was supposed to start next Monday.  I've just bought two 5kg tins of confit de canard....And 20l of wine.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: petejh on August 19, 2015, 12:46:51 pm
13st 3 1/2 this morning. quite a drop from 13st 9 on Monday, guess I was still carrying the weekend food baby.

Porridge and banana for breakfast. Starving already.

I'm not surprised! That's just carbs for breakfast and very little fat or protein. Get on the fat/protein for breakfast (i.e.scrambled eggs, butter-fried pancakes, oily fish, nuts & greek yogurt) and I guarantee* you won't feel hungry nor get food cravings till mid-afternoon.


*Ts&Cs apply please read disclaimer on page 36 of OTE issue 2
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Nibile on August 19, 2015, 01:13:45 pm
Hope this helps:
http://www.t-nation.com/diet-fat-loss/5-cool-things-to-make-with-protein-powder (http://www.t-nation.com/diet-fat-loss/5-cool-things-to-make-with-protein-powder)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Fiend on August 19, 2015, 01:26:56 pm
Have a huge shit?

My bumholes tiny.

Not what Lincoln says....
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: kelvin on August 19, 2015, 01:50:05 pm
14st 11lb this morning

not touched the French Fancies, Viennese Whirls or dark chocolate Digestives on the cake table at work

We need photographic proof...
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on August 19, 2015, 01:52:16 pm
14st 11lb this morning

not touched the French Fancies, Viennese Whirls or dark chocolate Digestives on the cake table at work

We need photographic proof...

Damned right. We need video evidence of you not eating them...
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 19, 2015, 01:53:54 pm
witnessed by a passing Portuguese doctor
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: rosmat on August 19, 2015, 01:59:47 pm
I'm in: 10st 7lb today - aiming for 10st 4lb by start of October.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: rodma on August 19, 2015, 02:03:45 pm
I'm too late to join in, only 10 days left until trip, which is a bit of a yyfy really.

have dropped about 3kilos in the last month or so, which gets me back to normal weight. was going to try being euro-thin, but i say that every year and don't succeed.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on August 19, 2015, 05:00:18 pm
13st 3 1/2 this morning. quite a drop from 13st 9 on Monday, guess I was still carrying the weekend food baby.

Porridge and banana for breakfast. Starving already.

I'm not surprised! That's just carbs for breakfast and very little fat or protein. Get on the fat/protein for breakfast (i.e.scrambled eggs, butter-fried pancakes, oily fish, nuts & greek yogurt) and I guarantee* you won't feel hungry nor get food cravings till mid-afternoon.

Just cos I was starving didn't mean I ate! Was a good boy, and had some mac n cheese at lunch.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 21, 2015, 08:27:08 pm
it went a bit wrong today

one Lidl pain au raisin and some fruit for breakfast - not too bad

due to low activity at the courts, I found myself unable to refuse the offer of being bought "breakfast" at McDonalds by a rather lovely female DC (her almost as lovely lady lawyer friend came too)

I tried my best to expend as many calories as possible in multi-agency flirting, but suspect that the calories-in-vs-calories-out battle didn't go my way

this meant that I wasn't hungry at my lunch time and so cracked on with a sledge full of paperwork that needed to be converted to a paperless format - meaning that I was fucking starving later and gave way to the cake table - low grade flapjack and brownies.

arrived home to find that my current wife had purchased some sort of ultra high gluten pizza analogy for my tea while she goes to the local cafe with her mates

I am now trying to decide whether to have a proper paleo style one man barbecue with the ribeye steaks I got yesterday, eat the dough fest "pizza", or just stick to beer, leftover prosecco and pistachios and pringles

on the positive side; I am doing easy stuff on the woody while I think

might have olives instead of pringles

Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: shark on August 21, 2015, 08:34:58 pm
Drink a large glass of water and eat the steak  :whip:

I would have puntered you where it not for the muli-agency flirting
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 21, 2015, 08:44:39 pm
it's the female attention that caused the problem in the first place

I can't be expected to control my own eating behaviour when that sort of socializing is available
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on August 21, 2015, 09:24:41 pm
Drink two glasses of water, say three Hail Marys and go to bed early. Up at 5 for some pre dawn dead hanging.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: kelvin on August 22, 2015, 11:27:51 am
With you there Lagers - out with a pretty blonde last night and chose the feta salad whilst she tucked into burger and chips. 1 point to me. Then she started on the bourbon... lots of doubles to me and back onto the beer. Singing along to Bob Jovi was the high/lowlight. No doubt there's still muffin tops above my 32 inch jeans.
Today is a friend's wedding and fuck it, I'm gonna drive to stop myself drinking. Must focus on Lardathon and not the bridesmaids.



Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 22, 2015, 04:48:08 pm
yeah; women have it so easy - it's just accepted that they are allowed to eat healthily, whereas us poor blokes have to go against the cultural norm and risk making a scene if we want to drink moderately and eat light







(  ;) obviously )
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 22, 2015, 05:47:46 pm
gonna use this to help me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRTucxl7py0
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: fried on August 22, 2015, 06:28:40 pm
Weighed in at 76.8kg this morning after a greasy charcuterie and cheese filled holiday.

Started  the day with my usual Font brekkie of 1 pain aux raisin ( the healthy option what with all the fruit) and a pain suisse for the drive home. 3 cans of beer and a couple ( 5 ish (so far)) of glasses of red to see me through the afternoon. Cooking up a lamb curry (on the bone of course) which I'll eat with rice and a couple of paratha.

Monday I'm on a diet to get down to 74.5kg for an autumn of crushing orange circuits.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 23, 2015, 03:26:17 pm
14st 10lb and 30% fat according to the scales today

gotta stay focused

going out with Mr and Mrs Daywalker this evening



Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on August 24, 2015, 09:25:16 am
Singing along to Bob Jovi was the high/lowlight.

Is that a Shirehorses style tribute band?
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: kelvin on August 24, 2015, 09:27:43 am
Singing along to Bob Jovi was the high/lowlight.

Is that a Shirehorses style tribute band?
You've not heard me sing - that'd be a compliment.

Sent from my XT1039 using Tapatalk

Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Nibile on August 24, 2015, 05:30:34 pm
Another useful link.
http://www.t-nation.com/training/hierarchy-of-fat-loss (http://www.t-nation.com/training/hierarchy-of-fat-loss)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: kelvin on August 24, 2015, 05:50:45 pm
Maybe we could use this place for Lardathon meets?

http://(http://i.imgur.com/WwsNqzSl.jpg)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on August 25, 2015, 09:20:01 am
Fiend's got a holiday planned there. Might not like the walk in though.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on August 25, 2015, 09:27:56 am
That's a nugget of a pic there Kelvin...
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: petejh on August 25, 2015, 10:26:27 am
Another useful link.
http://www.t-nation.com/training/hierarchy-of-fat-loss (http://www.t-nation.com/training/hierarchy-of-fat-loss)

Quote from: article
The Fat Loss Paradox

Harder, shorter training works better than easier, longer training. Attack body fat with a passion and a single-minded goal. The best way to do this is with an all-out assault implementing the hierarchy I described. It really is that simple.

Really good clear article that, but info like this is preaching mostly to the converted. 'It really is that simple' - good nutrition and high intensity work = fat loss and growth or preservation of lean muscle.

It really isn't that simple though because there still exists the flip side of the coin - the extremely pleasurable and addictive lure for the majority of the population that is drinking alcohol and eating lots of tasty calorie-dense food.

It's a bit like saying avoiding the negative side effects of crack cocaine really is very simple - simply avoid consuming crack cocaine.


Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Nibile on August 25, 2015, 12:17:36 pm
I understand what you mean, but the aim of the article is to provide info about the strategy and physiology of fat loss, leaving mental aspects behind.
There are articles about mental strategies as well, but that isn't one of them.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on August 29, 2015, 09:12:15 am
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/08/29/1eae93c04c3f81cb301b833ab30e2ddd.jpg)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: shark on August 29, 2015, 09:47:36 am
Lighter than you  :tease:

Only By 0.4lbs though
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on August 29, 2015, 10:18:39 am
I've not been that light since before I started climbing

it must be so easy holding on to small grips on the rock

well done kids
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on August 29, 2015, 10:27:25 am

Lighter than you  :tease:

Only By 0.4lbs though

No pic no proof ;)
Title: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on August 29, 2015, 10:28:10 am
I've not been that light since before I started climbing

it must be so easy holding on to small grips on the rock

well done kids

Yes but you still have shit loads of shoulder/arm strength...

Helium filled boulderization pantalones are the way forward...
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: shark on August 29, 2015, 12:34:52 pm

Lighter than you  :tease:

Only By 0.4lbs though

No pic no proof ;)

The only thing standing on your scales was yo mama
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on August 29, 2015, 12:38:07 pm

Lighter than you  :tease:

Only By 0.4lbs though

No pic no proof ;)

The only thing standing on your scales was yo mama

My mum'd be chuffed at that weight ;)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: a dense loner on August 29, 2015, 12:42:06 pm
If I weighed 10st 13 I'd be the best boulderer on the planet it's that simple, unless Jim had liposuction to get down to that weight of 2 Bennetts! Then I'd be the 2nd best
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Motown01 on August 30, 2015, 07:21:02 pm
Time to commit. 13 stone 2 lb and need to be back to 12 stone. Living in Qatar and birth of first child are contributing factors, but enough with the excuses.

How - fast days (5:2 diet style) and exercise. Weights programme and half hour running every day.


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Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on August 31, 2015, 09:16:13 am
I was down to 13st 2 late last week, but had a barbeque blimp out on Saturday, back up to 13 5.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 03, 2015, 10:32:09 am
today I scored 14st 8lb and 29% fat

if I turn sideways you can hardly see me
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: shark on September 03, 2015, 12:18:25 pm
today I scored 14st 8lb and 29% fat

if I turn sideways you can hardly see me

 :thumbsup:

10st.11lb and 8% for me.

I can't be seen full frontal and if I turn sideways I slip into a parallel universe
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Three Nine on September 03, 2015, 12:48:25 pm
Crikey!
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 03, 2015, 12:51:27 pm
some half arsed mental maths tells me that if I lost only fat down to the same fat % as Shark then I'd be 3 stone lighter

I'd definitely be the best boulderer in the world
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: shark on September 03, 2015, 01:01:34 pm
some half arsed mental maths tells me that if I lost only fat down to the same fat % as Shark then I'd be 3 stone lighter

I'd definitely be the best boulderer in the world

Over 3 stone and 5lbs of fat in fact.

Make it happen
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on September 03, 2015, 02:26:04 pm
Lagers - I'll give you a wad point for every pound you lose, and a punter for each one you gain??
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: fried on September 03, 2015, 03:45:44 pm
My sunday weigh in turned out to be a freak result and I immediately gained 0.9kg according to my inaccurate scales. I've managed to get rid of half of it.... I thought my diet was going to be finished in a couple of weeks, doesn't look that way.

I know it's a marathon, not a sprint I've kept to my 1700 calorie intake for the last 10 days.

How tall are you super-light folks (TT, Simon..)?
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 03, 2015, 03:57:19 pm
How tall are you super-light folks (TT, Simon..)?

I'm 6ft

oh... right
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: a dense loner on September 03, 2015, 04:12:42 pm
The only way you're 6ft lagers is lying down  :whip:
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on September 03, 2015, 04:21:37 pm
6'3" Fried.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 03, 2015, 04:23:17 pm
The only way you're 6ft lagers is lying down  :whip:

so you're saying I'm short AND fat?
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: a dense loner on September 03, 2015, 04:27:06 pm
I never said you were short!
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: fried on September 03, 2015, 04:27:34 pm
Not that I'm going to believe any of you :-\

How tall are you super-light folks (TT, Simon..)?

I'm 6ft

oh... right

I was watching that nice, nimble-toed Mr Dunne climbing and it got me thinking..maybe you should just try putting on weight instead.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: lagerstarfish on September 03, 2015, 04:31:02 pm
just man-up and get stronger, huh?
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on September 03, 2015, 04:47:00 pm

just man-up and get stronger, huh?

Or get shorter?
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: fried on September 03, 2015, 04:48:40 pm
Cast off your shackles; eat that office cake and effortlessly float up those Burbage slabs. Just say 'yes'.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: shark on September 07, 2015, 11:28:31 am
Thought this article (http://www.builtlean.com/2012/09/24/body-fat-percentage-men-women/) was a good overview on body fat and visually what the various %'s look like:

(http://i.imgur.com/TO69tfu.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/X1IoW8A.jpg)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Nibile on September 07, 2015, 11:37:09 am
Water retention and hydration play a big role in looking ripped.
So, with the body fat percentage you have to factor in that figure athletes go on a flush mode before a photoshoot.
Those pics are a good reference but in my opinion they could be a bit deceiving in the lower percentages due to dehydration.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on September 07, 2015, 11:43:03 am
I've never had mine measured, but I'm guessing I'm about 17.5% but the colour of 20%.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: shark on September 07, 2015, 11:43:15 am
Water retention and hydration play a big role in looking ripped.
So, with the body fat percentage you have to factor in that figure athletes go on a flush mode before a photoshoot.
Those pics are a good reference but in my opinion they could be a bit deceiving in the lower percentages due to dehydration.

Good point about the extreme ones and obviously these are athletes rather than malnourished non-athletes.

I can only comment on the mid ranges where I've been but the photos struck me as accurate for the body %'s I've been at various times which is why I posted it up. 
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Steve R on September 07, 2015, 02:32:14 pm
Good article.  Women are so lucky, half of your body can be made of fat and you still look hot.
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: Three Nine on September 07, 2015, 02:33:44 pm


Good point about the extreme ones and obviously these are athletes rather than malnourished non-athletes.

I can only comment on the mid ranges where I've been but the photos struck me as accurate for the body %'s I've been at various times which is why I posted it up.

Come on Simon, let's see ur pics
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: tomtom on September 07, 2015, 03:20:07 pm


Good point about the extreme ones and obviously these are athletes rather than malnourished non-athletes.

I can only comment on the mid ranges where I've been but the photos struck me as accurate for the body %'s I've been at various times which is why I posted it up.

Come on Simon, let's see ur pics

He's in there somewhere... ;)
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: SA Chris on September 11, 2015, 10:45:48 am
13st 0.5lbs this morning. A week or so late, and 0.5lbs adrift, but after morning coffee etc, I'm taking the tick.

Celebrated with bacon roll and cake from bake sale at work (for a good cause!).
Title: Re: August lardathon
Post by: fried on September 11, 2015, 11:43:21 am
Reminds me of a mate who had a cigar to celebrate giving up smoking :jab:
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