I read a definition of the word "choad" somewhere which was along the lines of "a penis that is shorter than it is wide". This suggests someone of such a stature as would benefit from using a cheat stone. Has some penisy boulderer been trying to work the crux of Great White without having to do the first moves?
Jasper says that it took a bit of effort to move the Choad Stone, a fact which suggests to me that more than one choad was involved.
So, Assistant Choad; here is your chance to grass your mate up. The courts will be lenient with anyone who turn Queens evidence.
More from CSI Curbar next week...
