[Sloper]

Has surely got to be the game of the moment, categories could include

alcohol
dogs on strings
tats
bruises
stench
volume of randon abuse.

If anyone with sufficient time and skill cares to put together a pack I'll buy one.

[webbo]

 dozens of plastic bags full of god knows what hanging off their bike.
bags of glue.

[SA Chris]

It didn't cross your mind someone may have thought of it already?

http://www.yidaho.myby.co.uk/toptrumps/tramps.htm

[Sloper]

bast*rds, what about top trumps then, a game based on farting, points for smell, noise, reverberation following through etc

[dave]

How about Top Flumps:

being a brown spheroid fluffy ball
living in a classic family heirarchy
degree of anthropomorphism
having plastic glued-on imobile facial features
having a disproportionally small mouth
wearing a character defining hat
being voiced over by a narrator

[Jim]

how aout a bag full of clint eatswood films?