Men who listen to Coldplay albums are equivalent to women who buy Dido albums.In fact, they probably date each other.They go to the cinema to see shit like 'You, Me and Dupree'.He's either a Manchester United or a Chelsea fan, though he's never actually been to a game in his life.She spends her time flicking through the pages of Heat magazine, thinking it constitutes putting down 'reading' on her list of hobbies.He has an acoustic guitar because some day he wants to be like Chris Martin. He'll get around to learning a few chords any day now.She drinks cheap white wine.He drinks Stella.The have sex once a week and have a repetoire of 3 positions. When he's drunk, he'd like to get nastier but she'll never let him.He drives a second hand low-powered BMW 3 series yet still thinks he's the shit.She drives a Ford Sport Ka, or a Peugeout 206 convertible.A fun weekend for them is going to Ikea for an afternoon to buy more cheap crap to fill their apartment with.He sometimes watches shemale pr0n on his Windows laptop, but always clears his cookies.She thinks she might have chlamydia from a one night stand she had a couple of months before they met, though she's too embarassed to see a doctor about it.They eat microwave meals all the time, but she attempts to cook at the weekends. It's always crap though.'Having people over' constitutes getting in 4 bottles of white and a slab of Stella, listening to Dido and Coldplay CD's on repeat while your (soon to be ex-)friends secretly seethe and plot inventive ways to kill you.Your son will be called Zach. You will try to convince him that Chris Martin in an 'amazing songwriter'. He will see through your shit and hate you for the rest of your life.All because of Coldplay.
the guy on the left looks like scouse (compelte with the hat) trying to work something loose from between his teeth whilst attending a napoleonic war re-enactment society.
What a bunch of cocks. Whenever I hear Chris Martin's whinging, out of tune, weedy little voice come on the radio I have to change channel. I loved this rant that somebody posted on reddit:QuoteMen who listen to Coldplay albums are equivalent to women who buy Dido albums.In fact, they probably date each other.They go to the cinema to see shit like 'You, Me and Dupree'.He's either a Manchester United or a Chelsea fan, though he's never actually been to a game in his life.She spends her time flicking through the pages of Heat magazine, thinking it constitutes putting down 'reading' on her list of hobbies.He has an acoustic guitar because some day he wants to be like Chris Martin. He'll get around to learning a few chords any day now.She drinks cheap white wine.He drinks Stella.The have sex once a week and have a repetoire of 3 positions. When he's drunk, he'd like to get nastier but she'll never let him.He drives a second hand low-powered BMW 3 series yet still thinks he's the shit.She drives a Ford Sport Ka, or a Peugeout 206 convertible.A fun weekend for them is going to Ikea for an afternoon to buy more cheap crap to fill their apartment with.He sometimes watches shemale pr0n on his Windows laptop, but always clears his cookies.She thinks she might have chlamydia from a one night stand she had a couple of months before they met, though she's too embarassed to see a doctor about it.They eat microwave meals all the time, but she attempts to cook at the weekends. It's always crap though.'Having people over' constitutes getting in 4 bottles of white and a slab of Stella, listening to Dido and Coldplay CD's on repeat while your (soon to be ex-)friends secretly seethe and plot inventive ways to kill you.Your son will be called Zach. You will try to convince him that Chris Martin in an 'amazing songwriter'. He will see through your shit and hate you for the rest of your life.All because of Coldplay.
Coldplay's music is like McDonalds food (steady Fiend, I'm not going there). Generally when I first hear something new by them I think "this is actually quite good, way better than their usual rubbish!". Then after three listens (max) I'm sick of it. It's the instant hit of very basic songwriting, underneath the veneer it's just hollow, bland, tasteless crap.
The easter eggs of modern music? Shiny appearance, then a thin layer of chocolate with nothing inside.
Quote from: SA Chris on July 01, 2008, 01:44:26 pmThe easter eggs of modern music? Shiny appearance, then a thin layer of chocolate with nothing inside.except the chocolate is actually shit, but still hollow and lacks substance...
I always get confused between coldplay and radiohead are they the same group?
Quote from: Joepicalli on July 02, 2008, 09:22:17 pmI always get confused between coldplay and radiohead are they the same group? No way. Radiohead are in a totally different league to Coldplay.
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