I haven't got a piano at home to compare but I can touch both Ctrl keys on a keyboard at the same time without depressing any other keys (with the same hand, obviously). Look at me.
You either have a smaller keyboard, or bigger span, than I do.SCIENCE: Tip to tip on my hand is 25cm. Is that any use?
Eldon is so good he makes Hyperdrive passable.
That 'big hands' sketch includes an extremely rare example of Catherine Tate being moderately funny.
P.S. did anyone else spot Eldon and the equally underrated Mark Heap cameoing (is that a word?) in the confusingly semi-americanised recent butchering of Dahl's classic CATCF?