The font injury sweepstake (Read 16073 times)

Sloper · March 16, 2008, 03:47:32 pm

Pk the market is open,

Let's have your trading options on the following:

a. The beefsteak flapper on day one of the trip.
b. Sprained ankles resulting from fucking around when not climbing.
c. Broken wrist caused by a fall from a slack line.
d. Ring pulley injury caused by not warming up.
e. The ubiquitous font elbow/.

Serpico · March 16, 2008, 04:26:53 pm

Quote from: Sloper on March 16, 2008, 03:47:32 pm

Pk the market is open,

Let's have your trading options on the following:

a. The beefsteak flapper on day one of the trip.
b. Sprained ankles resulting from fucking around when not climbing.
c. Broken wrist caused by a fall from a slack line.
d. Ring pulley injury caused by not warming up.
e. The ubiquitous font elbow/.

f. Crushed ego from failing on a blue.

Houdini · March 16, 2008, 07:37:59 pm

g. Psychosis caused by two weeks on the couch as Font floods . . .

philo · March 17, 2008, 12:52:52 am

h. broken leg falling off helecopter

Houdini · March 17, 2008, 08:28:18 am

i. Windmilling arms in February too close to rock. Remove large area of skin from top of hand

webbo · March 17, 2008, 08:31:55 am

j.liver failure from too much cheap french wine.

lagerstarfish · March 17, 2008, 08:38:02 am

k. eaten by panther

l. catch rabies

m. hideous car crash near Paris

GCW · March 17, 2008, 08:45:04 am

n. Twisted knee from a slip on a wayward lump of Brie/Camembert
o. Some muscle injury from mucking about whilst pissed- in-gite bouldering/ arm wrestle/ other stupid blokish show off stuff.

Houdini · March 17, 2008, 08:57:03 am

p. Sore bronchi from climbing near drifting Spaniard hash-clouds.

webbo · March 17, 2008, 08:58:11 am

p. arrested by french police after posting pics of manly drunken frolics in the gite.

neil h · March 17, 2008, 04:44:09 pm

Q. Turffed out of you gite for being drunken english trashing the place, then having to sleep in the forest and get eaten by wild boar

Duncan Disorderly · March 17, 2008, 07:10:14 pm

Quote from: Sloper on March 16, 2008, 03:47:32 pm

Pk the market is open,

Let's have your trading options on the following:

a. The beefsteak flapper on day one of the trip.
b. Sprained ankles resulting from fucking around when not climbing.
c. Broken wrist caused by a fall from a slack line.
d. Ring pulley injury caused by not warming up.
e. The ubiquitous font elbow/.

I've already managed to get quite a few shares in e. before I've gone!!! Do I win?

:D

neil h · March 17, 2008, 08:57:35 pm

Duncs you wanna try living here for font elbow, I think I should win that one, anyway, can you bring me 2 lapris brushes at the weekend

BenF · March 18, 2008, 03:08:19 pm

R. Bruise from slipping on used condom whilst walking into Cuvier.

SA Chris · March 18, 2008, 03:12:12 pm

S. Trenchfoot from wearing wet shoes for 4 days.

Duncan Disorderly · March 19, 2008, 01:28:23 pm

Quote from: neil h on March 17, 2008, 08:57:35 pm

Duncs you wanna try living here for font elbow, I think I should win that one, anyway, can you bring me 2 lapris brushes at the weekend

I'll bet, you bought shares in Neurofen and icepacks then?

Got your brushes....

See ya there.

:D

Jaspersharpe · March 19, 2008, 01:38:01 pm

t - Full body seizure the day after attempting to follow local Bleausard round circuit of "les plus beaux problèmes" at Sabots.

u - "Sailor's Mouth" after cocking up easy mantel (yes that's MANTEL) having done all hard climbing on project.

BenF · March 19, 2008, 01:58:58 pm

Quote from: Jaspersharpe on March 19, 2008, 01:38:01 pm

mantel (yes that's MANTEL)

Careful Jasper, Chris is lurking...

i.munro · March 19, 2008, 03:36:34 pm

Hmmm sailor's mouth sounds like something that requires a trip to the clinic & antibiotics...

neil h · March 19, 2008, 04:13:48 pm

Quote from: i.munro on March 19, 2008, 03:36:34 pm

Hmmm sailor's mouth sounds like something that requires a trip to the clinic & antibiotics...

especially after cocking up $:-\$

andy_e · March 19, 2008, 10:05:37 pm

Sailor's mouth sounds like something that shouldn't be heard on TV before 9pm...

V. shoulder injuries from holding up trout for too long

Plattsy · March 20, 2008, 01:09:50 pm

I'm backing g & j this weekend.

Fiend · March 30, 2008, 02:27:48 pm

w. Shredded sides of knuckles from trying frustrating problems with sharp pockets.

x. Ruptured stomach from attempting to match Neil & Unclesomebody's pizza eating prowess.

y. Night in French prison after getting flashed speeding multiple times.

z. Lifetime in French prison after spontaneously murdering an entire horde of irritating English student climbing club tosspots with terrible haircuts, braying voices and a bloody guitar at the crag.

a1. Premature destruction of planet Earth due to excessive petrol usage.

b1. Overactive bile gland due to extreme jealousy from missing out on Sloper's six course dinner feast.

c1. Hernia from spectacular temper tantrum after being "that close" to classic testpieces.

...all highly likely.

Jim · March 30, 2008, 06:52:37 pm

d1. broken cock after attempting to enter worm/dense/somebodys fool* at high speed in the dark in a formula1 room

* = delete where appropriate

cider nut · March 31, 2008, 12:28:42 pm

e1 Getting a black eye by falling out the car onto the corner of the door in the ferry on the way home (did this on my first trip)

Quote from: Serpico on March 16, 2008, 04:26:53 pm

f. Crushed ego from failing on a blue.

Try blue 7 at Cuvier. Would be curious to know the real grade!