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#175 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
February 01, 2009, 10:25:41 pm
to be fair, those campus ones were probably just done with the lighting, there's 3 flashes in use in that photo for a start, 2 with umbrellas. i don't see owt there thats necessarily photoshop.


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#176 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
February 02, 2009, 01:09:25 am
there's 3 flashes in use in that photo for a start, 2 with umbrellas.
How the fuck can you tell that? Top quality photo-geekism :)
« Last Edit: February 02, 2009, 03:04:23 pm by dave, Reason: just realised i\'d accidentally edited bubba\'s post instead of quoting it..... »

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#177 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
February 02, 2009, 08:24:34 am
if you zoom in you can see them reflected in his eyes. i was going to write what Dave wrote, but sometimes I can't be arsed swimming against the tide of anything you don't expect to see in a photo being 'photoshop madness'. The end result is they look a bit unreal/ overdone though,

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#178 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
February 02, 2009, 09:44:52 am

Ah, that's a great tip JB, nice one :)

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#179 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
February 02, 2009, 02:53:59 pm

Ah, that's a great tip JB, nice one :)

is it only me that noticed his set entitled "Glamour"

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#180 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
February 02, 2009, 03:04:41 pm
there's 3 flashes in use in that photo for a start, 2 with umbrellas.
How the fuck can you tell that? Top quality photo-geekism :)
to be fair, i'd seen that photo on flickr before so it wasn't hard to find the actual webpage detailing the lighting setup.

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Camera Left: SB800 shot through umbrella
Camera Right: SB600 shot through umbrella 2 stops lower
Camera top: SB28 bare with snoot (OK...magazine page wrapped around the head)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ob_photag/2431533962/

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#181 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
February 02, 2009, 03:26:21 pm

to be fair, i'd seen that photo on flickr before so it wasn't hard to find the actual webpage detailing the lighting setup.


For pictures hosted on flickr that you've not seen before, but that you'd like to find out more about you can use the Flickr Finder tool that Bubba found t'other day.

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#182 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
February 02, 2009, 04:23:37 pm
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if you zoom in you can see them reflected in his eyes.

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Ah, that's a great tip JB, nice one

I was actually joking in this instance, though it does work, web pics are rarely at a high enough resolution though.

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#183 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
April 02, 2009, 07:35:36 am
Even Beastmaker's aren't immune to over-doing the Photoshop thang


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#184 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
May 06, 2009, 08:20:36 pm
 :-\


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#185 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
May 07, 2009, 11:00:04 am
Thats predator vision, not photoshop

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#186 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
May 07, 2009, 12:24:53 pm
That's not photoshop. The photographer has used a forensic ALS light like the ones they use on CSI. In this case the semen deposits show up as bright patches, creating what is known as a "wank" effect.

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#187 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
May 07, 2009, 12:30:41 pm
Thats predator vision, not photoshop

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That's not photoshop. The photographer has used a forensic ALS light like the ones they use on CSI. In this case the semen deposits show up as bright patches, creating what is known as a "wank" effect.

So, if thats predator vision (heat sensitive) then this dude has a really cool head (strange) and is reaching for a hot jug/hold.. if its Lagers Wankovision (tm) then aside from splurging up his own arm the incosiderate soul has left great jism tickmarks all over the problem. Tsk... get the lad some Kleenex..
I also suspect he is left handed...

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#188 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
May 07, 2009, 12:42:38 pm
we're all in for a rare treat this month - if all you connesieurs of photoshop-enabled aesthetic genoside can lay your hands on the May '09 issue of Climb magazine you are rewarded with one of the most grotesque, obvious, and not to mention badly-executed displays of fake-shallow-DOF effect I've ever seen, and certainly never in print. Turn to page 13. Unbefuckinglieveable.

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#189 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
May 07, 2009, 01:21:04 pm
we're all in for a rare treat this month - if all you connesieurs of photoshop-enabled aesthetic genoside can lay your hands on the May '09 issue of Climb magazine

Will have to wait a month until unsold issues appear in the charity donation section of CragX before I can check this out (I donate to MR anyway, but if I get a free mag out of it, minus cover, then its a bargain  :P)

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#190 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
May 07, 2009, 01:26:29 pm
believe me when these hit the charity bins the shops will have to tape a fiver to the cover just to shift em.

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#191 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
May 08, 2009, 04:22:18 pm



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#192 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
May 08, 2009, 05:29:34 pm
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we're all in for a rare treat this month - if all you connesieurs of photoshop-enabled aesthetic genoside can lay your hands on the May '09 issue of Climb magazine you are rewarded with one of the most grotesque, obvious, and not to mention badly-executed displays of fake-shallow-DOF effect I've ever seen, and certainly never in print. Turn to page 13. Unbefuckinglieveable.

I got to see this today. To be fair the out-of-focus effect is quite well executed except for the transition where, I agree, it questions the validity of the entire publishing trade.

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#193 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
May 09, 2009, 10:11:22 pm
Lagers, I think my eyes are on fire.

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#194 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
May 09, 2009, 11:58:49 pm
Looks like master Samwise belaying on  the walls of Mordor.

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#195 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
May 19, 2009, 01:25:13 pm
Not sure if this has been posted before?



I've only been when the tide is out.

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#196 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
May 19, 2009, 01:35:18 pm
I think it has. Very cockish

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#197 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
May 20, 2009, 11:55:23 am

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#199 Re: Photoshop hall of shame
May 22, 2009, 11:48:19 am

 

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