Your greatest compliment (Read 20336 times)

Houdini · February 19, 2008, 02:15:13 am

#1 (From Fraudini watching me @ Cuvier) ~ You climb like a cat.

#2 (From the Swedish Producer / DJ Grovskopa) ~ You've raised the lingual bar of this forum.

#3 (From Fraudini) ~ You're the best lover I ever had!

Et vous?

Yossarian · February 19, 2008, 07:05:27 am

Richard Ingrams - You are quite funny.

Nicholas Grimshaw - That's a good suit. Where do you buy your clothes?

My ex GF in conversation with assorted family, family's neighbours, work colleagues, assorted hangers on, some poet bloke - So what is it about Simon that you like best? - Ummm, his cock...

SA Chris · February 19, 2008, 08:43:21 am

Out surfing at Banff (after a particularly good wave, I might add), a young kid form the surf club said " wow- you are brilliant".

If only.

I got called "Mr Technique" at the wall once.

Falling Down · February 19, 2008, 01:00:17 pm

Climbing wise

You're a technical master... (from Jerry Moffat after I did the deliverance traverse there and back 5 times).

Ah f*ck schiesse.. du bist einer strongen b*st*rd (or words to that affect after I beat Kurt Albert in an arm wrestle).

Sloper · February 19, 2008, 01:47:41 pm

You're not as fat as everyone said you were

webbo · February 19, 2008, 03:06:29 pm

your dancings great.i like the way you look like you're gonna fall over but never do.

Plattsy · February 19, 2008, 03:33:29 pm

Some girl at a BBQ introduced herself to me with "You've got a big head."

soapy · February 19, 2008, 05:00:39 pm

Quote from: Houdini on February 19, 2008, 02:15:13 am

...You're the best lover I ever had!...

strange, that's what your mum said to me

as i wiped her chin

Houdini · February 19, 2008, 05:25:41 pm

c.j.d. · February 19, 2008, 06:09:06 pm

'I've never been so wet'. Some chick.

lizzy · February 19, 2008, 06:12:21 pm

Quote from: c.j.d. on February 19, 2008, 06:09:06 pm

'I've never been so wet'. Some chick.

What, did you hit her with a water balloon or something?

Paul B · February 19, 2008, 06:14:17 pm

Quote from: lizzy on February 19, 2008, 06:12:21 pm

What, did you hit her with a water balloon or something?

if that's what you want to call it

GCW · February 19, 2008, 06:19:47 pm

Quote from: c.j.d. on February 19, 2008, 06:09:06 pm

'I've never been so wet'. Some chick.

Golden shower? Obviously impressed with your flow

Houd, I guess you may be amused by this shit.

Best i ever got was "it's lucky you're so tall so your ugly fucking face is farther away...."

butters · February 19, 2008, 07:22:13 pm

Got told at a gig in Leeds that I resembled Marti Pellow (from Wet Wet Wet for the younger members of UKB). I was suitably stunned...

bluebrad

Bubba · February 20, 2008, 12:37:21 am

After a particularly enthusiastic doggy session with a young lady, i had mistaken her grunts of pain for pleasure....."you're too big!" she exclaimed.... I felt like a god

philo · February 20, 2008, 03:04:52 am

a girl once introduced herself by claiming she liked my eyelashes! and they were dead long.
aparently this appeals to women

SA Chris · February 20, 2008, 08:16:52 am

Quote from: bluebrad on February 19, 2008, 07:22:13 pm

Got told at a gig in Leeds that I resembled Marti Pellow (from Wet Wet Wet for the younger members of UKB). I was suitably stunned...

Cue "shit isn't that?"

Not sure if it's a compliment mind.

butters · February 20, 2008, 02:07:46 pm

Quote from: SA Chris on February 20, 2008, 08:16:52 am

Cue "shit isn't that?"

Not sure if it's a compliment mind.

It was only the fact that she was as fit as a butchers dog that made it a compliment in my eyes...

bluebrad

c.j.d. · February 22, 2008, 12:13:43 pm

Hey Lizzy, Have we met?

Here's one for your 21st - Happy Birthday. By the way, from another thread, I do believe Houdini called your bluff....

Houdini · February 22, 2008, 12:49:24 pm

This is such a great picture. The expression is just out there and I like his gay handing too.

Jaspersharpe · February 22, 2008, 12:52:48 pm

Was it taken during his jakey smackhead phase? Or is it just the aftermath.

SA Chris · February 22, 2008, 02:10:21 pm

Quote from: Houdini on February 22, 2008, 12:49:24 pm

This is such a great picture. The expression is just out there and I like his gay handing too.

And he's dressed llike an Orc.

lizzy · February 23, 2008, 09:46:09 am

Quote from: c.j.d. on February 22, 2008, 12:13:43 pm

Hey Lizzy, Have we met?
Here's one for your 21st - Happy Birthday. By the way, from another thread, I do believe Houdini called your bluff....

Thanks c.j.d. We haven't met no and if we do ever meet I'm not calling myself Lizzy.
Glad you've been enjoying Dead fit blokes, hope your ego is suitably inflated

.

That photo you posted didn't work?

grumpycrumpy · February 23, 2008, 09:59:26 am

Got a handshake and a thankyou from Desmond Tutu because I was the only person in the theatre who had donated my services for free .... Not much , but it meant/means a lot to me ....

Jaspersharpe · February 29, 2008, 01:16:13 pm

In reverse order......

Quote from: lagerstarfish on February 29, 2008, 12:31:59 pm

39th place now. Dude, you rock in the world of cute/funny pets!

Quote from: Houdini on February 28, 2008, 09:30:52 pm

Dude's been on a rack! Look at those Elle McPherson legs!

And number 1.........

Quote from: AndiT on September 24, 2007, 04:21:50 pm

Incidentally, talking of Power Of Climbing, I made my misses look at this book on Saturday night trying to get some interest out of climbing from her and the result was this:

In order of 'fitness'

3. Jerry Moffatt (partially infuenced by his assumed bank balance)

2. Jasper Sharpe

1. Andy Pollitt, so much so that she had to go back to that page for another look. She's always liked a man in a hat.