[lagerstarfish]

I am disappointed to discover that a selfie pole is not a device to directly enhance the masturbation experience

[tomtom]

I am disappointed to discover that a selfie pole is not a device to directly enhance the masturbation experience

I'm sure it could be with a little imagination..!

[Paul B]

Cool, where did you get to? I think they were originally designed for snowboarding etc, but these dicks missed that point. I've never seem one used I'm glad to say

What a great idea that is too; a self-balancing pole holding a GoPro right in front of your face. Unsurprisingly I saw more than a few people wearing these have a crash into someone else.

[Sloper]

Are they not affiliated to justeat.com etc... so you can order online?? Anyway, could you not just get your secretary to order for you?

THIRD alternative is go and order in person - then have a cheeky pint whilst waiting for it to be prepared....... (and you can point at the menu, gesticulate and shout loudly as required)

I quite often get a fish jalfrezi instead of a veg jalfrezi... due to ordering mix ups.. I love both

yes, I think they're on just eat but that would mean me mastering modern technology which historically has not had good outcomes.

[Will Hunt]

People (if indeed they qualify as "people") who pootle along at 50 in national speed limit areas where there is utterly no reason not to do 60. As if that wasn't bad enough, they invariably then get to a 30 and cruise through at 40. What is the sense in this?! 

[lagerstarfish]

it's traditional

what have you got against tradition?

[tomtom]

it's traditional

what have you got against tradition?

Tradition always looks brown to me.

[Moo]

Good thread. Power fingers can have a home here

[tomtom]

Selfie poles.

Right - just back from a lovely holiday in SA with MrsTT - and noticed for the first time the increased proliferation of 'selfie poles'... yes those extendable twat antenna that wankers stick their camera on the end of so they can take a picture of themselves (and significant other etc..) from a better perspective.

Now, I have history on 'selfies' - to be honest they stick in my craw a little - why the fuck not ask a stranger to take a picture of you instead (a symptom of modern society where no-one wants to talk to each other etc.. blah blah wanky rant etc..)... HOWEVER...

The selfie cunt stick takes this to a new dimension. Now, when at a.n.other tourist view point, spot etc.. you now have to put up with fucking fucktards waving their self indulgent photographic proboscis in your face... My cracking point was two German tourists who took 5 min trying to perfect the perfect selfie prick pole picture hogging a narrow viewpoint. In the end I just stood in between them until they fucked off.

OK, if you're making a downhill snowboarding dude style video fine.. its an effect.. a gimick.. a new angle.. but at every fucking picture opportunity....

I had a lovely time apart from this though

See - they should have been outlawed!

[Sloper]

That's a must have accessory for yoru Freddie Mercury outfit.

 

[Jaspersharpe]

Why don't these people just tattoo "I AM A CUNT" on their forehead and be done with it?

[dave]

Saw some twat today walking around with a selfie stick with his phone attached, he was walking with it held low while he was moving between shot locations. Hilarious because from the side-on view it looked like he had one of those joke invisible dog leads.

[tomtom]

Saw some twat today walking around with a selfie stick with his phone attached, he was walking with it held low while he was moving between shot locations. Hilarious because from the side-on view it looked like he had one of those joke invisible dog leads.

He might have been trying to get some up skirters (or kilters)

[mrjonathanr]

I doubt Victoria would have been amused

[Will Hunt]

She really ought to tuck that away.

[fatneck]

Ha! Love that view, always show it to visitors to our fair city...

[Oldmanmatt]

Primary School Sports Day.


DAY.


All day.


Without end or salvation.


Scant relief for a spot of lunch before descending into a confusing, anarchic, melee of beanbags and boiled eggs.


Without winner or competition.


Without end!



Pity me, as I enter hour 200 of this hell...


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[Oldmanmatt]

The Climbing wall managers nightmare.

The human wrecking ball.

http://www.rockandice.com/weekend-whipper-video/weekend-whipper-wrecking-ball-a-k-a-how-not-to-top-rope


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[Nibile]

Star trail above Ceüse pics!
Stop it!
Basta!
Enough!

[Moo]

Can we rename this thread 'Get In The Sea'?

[chris20]

Milton Keynes.

I thought I would be nice and visit my better half down south at the weekend rather than her usual drive back to Sheffield so we had a day trip to Milton Keynes, I owe her an insulated jacket for her birthday and it's host to her closest decent wall.  They have a big gooutdoors and a cotswolds but no sign of any synthetic insulated jackets (which is what she wants) but just rows of Rab down jackets.  I asked the shop assistant where their synthetic jackets were and she looked at me as if I had just asked to sleep with her mother, I was going to explain that my partner neither took a dog for a walk or took any kids to school and therefore had no need for a Rab down jacket* but I think that would have gone right over her head.  And then on top of all that you get charge £9.20 to go to the indoor wall!  It's a good wall but you don't get extras or happy endings that would make it worth the extra money over walls in Sheffield.  I'm glad to be back Sheffside!

*I do own one and love it

[galpinos]

Milton Keynes.

........They have a big gooutdoors and a cotswolds

They also have a decent independent with knowledgeable staff AND decent prices: https://www.theoutdoorshop.com/contact-us.html

Might help next time?

[chris20]

Milton Keynes.

........They have a big gooutdoors and a cotswolds

They also have a decent independent with knowledgeable staff AND decent prices: https://www.theoutdoorshop.com/contact-us.html

Might help next time?

Cheers for the info, will check it out next time we're back that way

[SA Chris]

Play this next time you are travelling down

[tomtom]

Tony Abbott.

Australian PM (now ex). The mad monk has been ousted. God knows what tool they'll get next but Shirley they can't be any worse...