It takes 17 weeks to remove chewing gum from Oxford Street but only 10 days for it to be covered in gum again.
I'm pretty sure I've read that this is not the case but it still works for me - I'm convinced I won't fall asleep on a subconscious level or something
Michael Macintyre - possibly the most unfunny man on the planet. Twat.
I do when I'm at work sometimes; Not sure why but I find chewing gum quite helpful for staying awake on long night drives.
Quote from: SA Chris on November 16, 2009, 10:02:51 amMichael Macintyre - possibly the most unfunny man on the planet. Twat.Seconded. I would also insert the word smug somewhere in that description too.. along way up his rectum.
I get the feeling demotivational pictures may have a place in here!
Quote from: SA Chris on November 16, 2009, 10:02:51 amMichael Macintyre - possibly the most unfunny man on the planet. Twat.Harry Hill is surely a contender?
Go Compare adverts with that stupid opera singer. What a twat.
Quote from: SA Chris on November 18, 2009, 09:49:30 amGo Compare adverts with that stupid opera singer. What a twat.i'd just nominate advertising executives. particularly the ones who came up with "webuyanycar.com".
Harry Hill actually used to be really genius back before he started all the puppet-based shit on TV. I've got a VHS of him doing standup back in probably the late 1990s and its totally inspired. Not that accessable either sicne he switches back to previous jokes he was half way through telling 15 minutes earlier, often having 5 or 6 jokes on the go at any one time. its just a shame that mainstream TV sucess demands a more unchallenging brand of comedy.
I think dogs should only be allowed to eat food that rhymes with their names. Under this system Poodles would only be able to eat noodles or strudel. But if you think about it that is the only dog which rhymes with a food so that's probably why the system isn't in effect. No, stop trying to think of a dog which rhymes with a food there isn't one. Stop it!(later)Quiche Lorraine, Great Dane. No, I won't accept it.(later)Labrador, lobster thermidor. OK, I'll accept that one.