[Jaspersharpe]

Does this mean you know two people who have ben team captins on UC Lagers?

You lose 5 points for that spelling.

You haven't got an iphone have you Joe?

[GraemeA]

Joe, you were shit when you were on, you didn't even know the answer to 'Who was the last Englishman to hold the European Cup'

But you did get the All Saints question right I seem to remember

[chillax]

I would like to send to the deepest, darkest depths of room 101 those lazy/inaccurate bastards who insist in pissing all over the toilet seat in the gents. Now in a pub/club/some other den of inequity this act might be excuseable. But in a fucking university library?! Potty training should surely come somewhere before third level education should it not? 

[dave]

there's cunts at our place that don't even flush the bog, no quarms about leaving a yorkshire grit sitting there for the next person.

[Monolith]

I would like to send to the deepest, darkest depths of room 101 those lazy/inaccurate bastards who insist in pissing all over the toilet seat in the gents. Now in a pub/club/some other den of inequity this act might be excuseable. But in a fucking university library?! Potty training should surely come somewhere before third level education should it not? 

In total agreement. I'm sick of having to prewipe before cable laying.

Speaking of uni toilet unspoken rules chillax, do you find that if you're in one cubical whilst laying and you know that someone is in a neighbouring cubical, it's the first to flush that leaves. The second person only ever emerges after the first has hand washed and a buffer period has elapsed for them to have made their exit. I haven't yet seen an exception to the rule amazingly. Suppose it avoids the awkward period in which you'd each be looking at one another thinking 'so that's the bastard that just left that toxic airwave. I'll never forget him'. Of course he'll never remember you but at the time if you were to come face to face with neighbouring shitter you'd be under an illusion that he would.

[robertostallioni]

Totally agree mono. Basic good manners. In addition I like to blow my nose upon entering a cubicle, the tissue then creates a good basis for plop-suppression, almost negating the need for the period of "grace", post log.

[DaveC]

Surely public bog etiquette requires its own thread...ot maybe not?

[SA Chris]

First flush leaves. Them's the rules. Had one of the directors follow me into the bog the other day, and struck up a conversation while I was in a cubicle and he was at the syrup counter. Embarassing to say the least.

[slackline]

Surely public bog etiquette requires its own thread...ot maybe not?

Already has its own sub-forum 

[Monolith]

plop-suppression

I always start with a nose blow too! I often wonder why you never hear new entrants tear off a few to acoustically suppress. I'll know when it's you now stallioni. I also often wait for the hand dryer to fire up before firing out too.

Chris that sounds a horrible scenario. Pissing myself laughing imagining it.

[SA Chris]

Wasn't funny I can tell you. I was hanging to drop one as well, and had to sit with torpeo in tube until he left. If it was anyone else I would have told them to piss off. He's done it to someone else in the office as well.

[chillax]

Could be a new management strategy? 1, 2, 3, 4, don't let em shit til i'm out the door, 5, 6, 7, 8, always pays to make em wait........

[Jaspersharpe]

Or "I didn't get where I am today without bothering people when they're taking a dump."

[Jaspersharpe]

OK it's probably already in there but after this.......

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1220756/A-strange-lonely-troubling-death--.html

....The Daily SHIT has to go in and Jan Moir with it. Utterly disgraceful, bigoted nonsense.

It's all over Twitter (Brooker has done an article about her for Monday's Grauniad) and the PCC website has crashed under the strain of people complaining about her. The cunt.

[Jaspersharpe]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/pda/2009/oct/16/jan-moir-stephen-gately-facebook-twitter

[Jaspersharpe]

Ha ha ha......

http://www.twitpic.com/lqchu

[nik at work]

Nice article, real nice, classy. What a fuckin loon she is...

Anyway can I nominate Student Finance England or whatever the fuck they are called for making my wife send in her entire life history in document format no less than 3 times over the last few months before completely forgetting she existed leading to various nursey/university based traumas. I think they still haven't quite got the fact that she's married and now has a different surname to when she was born. Spunk monkeys.

And on a related note can I put in the excuse "it's a busy time of year" when used by organisations/individuals that know full well that it is going to be a busy time of year well in advance and yet do nothing to prepare for it and instead trot out this lame excuse every time.
Examples would be:
Student cunting Finance England at the run up to the start of the academic year.

I, who knows pretty much shit all about the running of the above, could tell you when the busy times of year are going to be. Sort it the fuck out you shower of incompetent shits.

[chillax]

http://newsarse.com/2009/10/16/jan-moirs-career-to-die-of-perfectly-natural-causes/

[Jaspersharpe]

“There are those who would call her a short-sighted bigot, perhaps even a wilfully deceitful crack-whore, but they don’t realise how upsetting the loss of her career will be to millions of witless homophobes and racists.”

Brilliant. She's also slagged The Nolans off, not (rightly) for being shit but for being fat. Does the pig faced troll not own a mirror?

[chillax]

You're not the only one to think that.

[SA Chris]

Radio DJs who use that fucking klaxon noise. Even the semi OK ones are doing it now.

[SA Chris]

Chewing Gum on the pavements. One that was steam cleaned less than a year ago looks like it has some blotchy skin disorder now. Who chews gum and then spits it on the pavement anyway? I never see it happen, must be late night drinkers or something? Is chewing gum cool amongst the clubbing cogniscenti these days?

Anyway, annoying.

[tomtom]

Chewing Gum on the pavements. One that was steam cleaned less than a year ago looks like it has some blotchy skin disorder now. Who chews gum and then spits it on the pavement anyway? I never see it happen, must be late night drinkers or something? Is chewing gum cool amongst the clubbing cogniscenti these days?

Anyway, annoying.

In Singapore they've effectively moved this to 101. Chewing gum banned.

[lagerstarfish]

Wrigley and G W Bush forced The Singapore government to allow sales and import of "therapeutic" gum in 2004. Another victory for freedom and democracy.

[SA Chris]

In Singapore they've effectively moved this to 101. Chewing gum banned.

I know. Unfortunately Aberdeen isn't in Singapore.