[Drew]

Can I put in hailstones in fucking August? Can't believe it. I was thinking about getting out this afternoon, just sitting about in Sheffield, and it just fucking well hails! It's meant to be Summer! In fact, I'm putting in the Great British Summer (specifically 2009, 2008, and 2007).

[slackline]

I'll second that I was about to leave the office and head to the Rising Sun for a liquid lunch and its pissing it down 


I was considering throwing in ignorant motorists who are clueless as to what the hand-signal for slowing down is, but have decided not to throw them in as its actually great fun using said signal and looking at their confused faces, one of the few ways cyclists can piss off drivers 

[tomtom]

Eco-warrior & tax exile Bono?

[Jaspersharpe]

I'm sure he's already in there.

[SA Chris]

Can I put in hailstones in fucking August?

Surely if it hails it will always do so in midsummer? Hailstones being formed in convective conditions, ie thunderstorms and stuff, which normally usually only occur in hot weather.

Agree it has been a shitty summer though. And we were away in France during that nice hot spell in June  / July where it was too hot to do much.

[fatboySlimfast]

I'm sure he's already in there.

Eco-warrior & tax exile Bono?

hes in here and then some.......
him and coldplay have there very own section devoted to them

[Jaspersharpe]

Coldplay even have their own thread:

http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,9451.0.html

And I believe both feature in:

http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,3857.0.html

[SA Chris]

both worth resurrecting

[DaveC]

I'd like to send in all "experts" who roll out the expression "perfect storm" everytime they run short of funding and desperately need to get the medias attention! Perhaps we could also chuck in the so-called reporters who insist on repeating the term everytime some scientist or another comes out with it!

Here's the latest example I've seen: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8213884.stm

[Jaspersharpe]

In you go Paul.

[Jaspersharpe]

Hmmm. First one taken down.......

[Bubba]

Kissy Sell Out was ripping the piss out the Oaky live on R1 last night for that little shocker.

[Sloper]

Just in case its not in yet can I include anyone one adding the siffox -gate to indicate a scandal?

[nik at work]

You can as long as you define the word siffox you fat fingered twat.

[GCW]

Just in case its not in yet can I include anyone one adding the siffox -gate to indicate a scandal?

As in Frog-gate?

[nik at work]

Garden gate
Child gate
Tail gate

Fuck you're right Sloper the scandal-mongering cunts.

[Falling Down]

You can as long as you define the word siffox you fat fingered twat.

[Sloper]

Sloper in typogate scandal.

[dave]

what about the scandal surrounding people's walking style when being chased by large marine crocodilians wearing waperproof lower-trouser protectors - Gatorgaitergaitgate?

[SA Chris]

You can as long as you define the word siffox you fat fingered twat.

[Houdini]

Toilet seats that don't FUCKING FIT &/or poorly fitted etc..


When I mud-out I need stabilty     I squat feet on the seat, so the last thing I want is for the seat to slide and my foot to slip in the bog especially after business has been done FFS.

[lagerstarfish]

[slackline]

They're already in here but cunts who don't indicate when they're turning left.

Like the wanker who failed to do so this morning and took me out as I was on his inside. 

Fortunately the only injury is a nasty graze on my side, but will need a new front wheel now.

Cunt got out and first thing he said was "I'm indicating, see".  I pointed out that he wasn't indicating prior to turning and suggested he'd just turned them on, and that I'm not in the habit of purposefully trying to get myself injured or maimed so had he been indicating I wouldn't have bothered trying to pass on the inside, as I'd taken his slowing down to be because of the general queue of traffic at the roundabout.

Told him I was going to call the police as it was an RTA and should be reported and the wanker drove off.  Fortunately only round the corner as its a dead end, so pictures duly taken for registration purposes and police informed as he'd left the scene of accident without giving any details.

Useless cow at West Bar front desk took 15minutes on a phone call for someone who was after lost keys and then spent an hour making me stand at the desk whilst taking a statement, err hello, degree of civility please, just been knocked off my bike, perhaps sitting down might be appreciated.

Anyway, hope the cunt gets done although I suspect as no one else bothered to stop and see if I was fine there are no other independent witnesses it will come down to my word against his.

Oh and before anyone suggests I was hung over after celebrating last night the beer tally for last night was

2 x Staroparmen between 15:00 and 16:00
1 x Fosters (oh the shame!) at neighbours ~17:00
1 x large pinot grigo ~20:00
2 x 250ml Peroni with meal ~20:15-21:00
1 x 200ml Heineken ~22:00

Woke up at 06:00 feeling fine this morning (which is more indicative of my alcoholic tendencies than being pissed in the morning).

[Jaspersharpe]

What a cunt.

[tomtom]

Hope the feds nail him. Glad to see you did the right thing and at the worst it'll shit him up a bit. Keep us posted.