[Jim]

As an owner of a blue audi estate I feel I need to declare It wasn't me before any fingers get pointed.
I was at mcc in the morning and then was working nights. I've got witnesses and everything

[Jaspersharpe]

My mate eyeballed the offender as a bald, suited, fat salesman type and there was no mention of massive guns so you're off the hook anyway mate.

[DaveC]

The girl on the checkout at our local supermarket yesterday was apparently named "Afrodity"! Oh dear.

Was that really how it was spelt Dave? I can almost accept that someone would think to name their daughter after the Greek Goddess of Love but to fuck up the spelling that badly is just criminal in the extreme.

Nope, that's how it was spelt! If you knew the "bogan" population in the suburbs around the supermarket in question you would not be surprised.

PS http://www.bogan.com.au/definition/index.php

[SA Chris]

That song is truly horrible.

And this is truly laughable



How far up your own arse can one person be?

[jern]

Anyone wish to help me nail the fucker to cross?

[DaveC]

 


So, has Kid Rock now overtaken Coldplay for most nominations?

[SA Chris]

Anyone wish to help me nail the fucker to cross?

I would live to see him try and play his Rock 'n' Roll Guitar whilst crucified.

[lagerstarfish]

-Jade Goody

I will personally oversee her execution.  I'll video it.

And send it to Al Jazeera?

I think the general religeous guidelines under which Al Jazeera moderate the content of their broadcasts would prohibit any mention of the offensive Pig Faced Woman, let alone any actual video footage of her. Maybe just some scenes of the crowd celebrating?

I was right.

The broadcasting or publication of images of Jade "The Pig" Goody is specifically prohibeted in The Koran in Surah 2:216, where it says "Jade Goody also because she is a minger of the hoof but there is no cud. She is unclean for you. None of her flesh must you touch and her carcass you must not gaze upon. Even of her image you must not see. Of those who make her vile image appear to the unfortunate, all shall have their eyes burned and their ears filled with the whining noise of Peter Andre and there shall be a great gnashing of teeth".

[Danger]

Amen / Allahu Abkar / Right on brother

delete as appropriate

[SA Chris]

Word.

I think the Parental Advisory on the KR record should be changed

Explicit High Shit Content

[Houdini]

Jade Goody which, as you've probably twigged is a cunning anagram of insufferable slag has a book out:



I saw it in Waterstones; curious as to what may be written on the rear cover I picked it up an checked:  it's blank 

[Danger]

Word.

I think the Parental Advisory on the KR record should be changed

Explicit High Shit Content

I went to the effort of photoshopping MS Painting the Kid Rock CD cover so it read Kid cock, Rock and Roll Cunt, Parental Advisery Shit Content. It was fucking brilliant. But I have no idea how to upload it. So just imagine how awesome it was. I am going to go back to licking windows.

[slackline]

But I have no idea how to upload it. So just imagine how awesome it was. I am going to go back to licking windows.

Sounds good, instructions on how to upload shit and have it appear on the board here.  As its not your pic per se and its not a photo, I'd recommend imageshack or photobucket over flickr, but the principle is the same.

Hope the windows tasted nice.

[Jaspersharpe]

Imagine the work that went into making her look like that for the cover picture - and she's still a pig! Irrefutable proof, if it were needed, that you cannot polish a turd. Have you seen that there's a website where you can bet on when she dies........

http://www.whenwilljadegoodydie.com/

....sounds a bit sick?

While in the house Jade Goody got the news she was diagnosed with cancer. Aweful news really. For anyone. Even Jade Goody. But Jade Goody’s bad news turned into a tabloid marathon of Jade bullshit. Jade Goody made it seem as if she is and will ever be the only person to get the Big C. Wake up and smell the shit stained blankets Jade. You’re not special. You’re not the Chosen One. Cancer hits millions of people everywhere and those millions of people deal with it in dignity and not by talking crap and getting their sobbing faces into the newspaper day after day. If you wanted our sympathy you could have promoted cancer charities instead of yourself while enduring your disease. We wish death on no one, but we wish you, Jade Goody, a good old fashioned Donkey Punch. No such thing as bad publicity right? We hope this site pleases you.

I completely agree.

[Danger]

I have no idea how to upload it - this may have been a lie.

Found out how much effort it was going to be, so gave up but still wanted partial (imaginary) credit for my pathetic effort. May be more accurate.

Thanks though

Can I put my short attention span / terrible work ethic in room 101?

Might get some hard climbing done then.

[Oli]

I'd like to nominate that useless cunt that seems to randomly appear on Radio 1 at the moment - Greg James.

Where do I start when explaining why he should be 101'd?
 He's boring as fuck.
 Can't present Radio.
 Should never have left student radio or whatever he did before.
 Is possibly worse than fat cunt Moyles which is a crime in itself.

Thinking about it, he probably shouldn't have been let onto student radio either.

[/rant]

[Munkii]

my science teacher

why?

shes a twat

end of

[slackline]

my science teacher

why?

shes a twat

end of

But why is she a twat?  Obviously its self-evident that Kid Cock is a twat hence his immediate admission to Room 101, but your science teacher doesn't go around promoting how much of a twat she is to the general public so she's not allowed in until you tell us what she's done to deserve being banished to the depths of Room 101?

[SA Chris]

Word.

I think the Parental Advisory on the KR record should be changed

Explicit High Shit Content

I went to the effort of photoshopping MS Painting the Kid Rock CD cover so it read Kid cock, Rock and Roll Cunt, Parental Advisery Shit Content. It was fucking brilliant. But I have no idea how to upload it. So just imagine how awesome it was. I am going to go back to licking windows.

My imagination is poor - wad points if we get to see them.

[robertostallioni]

It's a pop up book, the centre spread being an oversized kebab.

[GCW]

Click to look inside Jade Goody?

If it's a p0rn thing- don't make me sick.
If it's a picture of her abdomen torn open by a chainsaw and bits of liver sprayed across the walls, sign me up.

Lovely lass

[lagerstarfish]

my science teacher

why?

shes a twat

end of

Is it because she insistsists on the proper use of capital letters and punctuation?

[GCW]

Is it because she insits on the proper use of capital letters and punctuation?

Oh, the irony.

[slackline]

Is it because she insits on the proper use of capital letters and punctuation?

Oh, the irony.

I dunno, his use of capital letters and punctuation is impeccable, but he must have forgotten to use the "Spell Check" function 

[lagerstarfish]