[nik at work]

Do you still live there Jasper?

[Jaspersharpe]

No but I visit quite often.

[Yossarian]

what's wrong with kent?!

[jern]

The Bristol thread reminded me:

Justin Lee Collins -fucking cock-knocker.

[Will Hunt]

Alan Carr is worse. Much worse 

[jern]

I didn't even want to think about that cleft. Now I have. Thanks.

[GCW]

Saw Arseboy Carr in the Airport on the way home from Menorca.  Had a week of rain in July.  The I saw that tit.  Made my fucking holiday, not.

[Houdini]

I thought about adding Brighton but expected a volley of abuse from Soapy . . . 

  When Brighton dies, Calvin Klein is bankrupt

[SA Chris]

I always thought Kid Rock was a talentless tool, but that new song takes a lot of beating. Fuck me it's awful.

[Munkii]

age restrictions.

[Houdini]

age restrictions.

Paedo! 

[Sloper]

Can I just say TISCALI, motherfuckers, although it did make me feel better when I sued their lying arses.

[Jim]

Can I add work, Its not that I don't like (although this is a lie), it just gets in the way of doing other stuff.
I read again in the paper about some sausage jockey winning the lottery and then going back to work cos they were bored or something like that.
These people are wankers and should be shot and have their winning donated to me so I can do all the things I don't get time for and not have to work

[Jaspersharpe]

These people are wankers and should be shot and have their winning donated to me so I can do all the things I don't get time for and not have to work

HEAR HEAR!

Why do these fuckwits do the lottery in the first place? If you are so stupid that you pay money to enter a competition which you don't even want to win then you shouldn't be allowed access to large sums of cash anyway.

So you're so dumb that given the financial freedom to do anything you want to, anything that your imagination allows, you GO BACK TO FUCKING WORK! (usually in some mind numbing, shitty, menial job too). My God, at least that chav Michael Carroll had some fun blowing his £10m on drugs and shit cars, these fuckers are so retarded that they can't even manage that.

Stop complaining that you're bored. Give the money back, all of it, and then shoot yourself in the head (or get someone else to as you're probably too stupid to get that right).

[SA Chris]

Total fuckwits indeed. Given a huge sum of cash, how the fuck can you get bored? The possibilites for entertainment are practically endless.

In line with the old " tick the box for no publicity" on the old pools coupons there should be a "tick the box if you have no imagination" whereby if you win you automatically only only get £100000, enough to pay of the mortgage on your ex council house, buy a 40 inch flatscreen and a new Ford Mondeo, and a "holiday of a lifetime" in Florida.

[andy popp]

Moreover, the media often presents these people as though they'd done something rather admirable???

[dave]

I always hear idiots at my work saying "even if i won the jackpot, I think i'd still come to work, I wouldn't know what to do with myself". I find this totally insulting to the human race. All the things you could do, all the places you could go, all the things you could see if money as no, or almost no, object, and these cunts are only bothered about coming into work so they can discuss the latest episode of "Celebrity Mongoose Bumming On Ice" or "Big Brother: Dalek & Timelords special" with equally unimaginative and innane collegues. Execution is too good for these people.

Mind you, I shouldn't be surprised, they are paying the the idiot tax afterall.

[SA Chris]

Thing is my bordeom threshold is so low that even if I had only just enough money to only go skiing / climbing  / biking / locally for the rest of my life and had to spend the rest of the time watching telly / reading / surfing the net / playing playstation I still wouldn't go back to wortk. Either these people have great jobs which they really love doing, or they are tools.

[grumpycrumpy]

If I won the lottery I would use the money to fund  the elaborate schemes I spend my working hours dreaming up to take just and merciless revenge on all the smug cunts who've fucked me over during the course of my career ....

[SA Chris]

Sounds like the guy in hitchhikers... who became immortal, and so decided to insult everyone in the universe personally.

[grumpycrumpy]

Sounds like the guy in hitchhikers... who became immortal, and so decided to insult everyone in the universe personally.

A truely inspirational character ....

[butters]

I nominate without reservation the people who "mended" the exhaust on my car? Bunch of useless spanner wielding tossers the lot of them - after half a day under the car and removing and resealing one joint which was blowing at both ends and then fixing two other separate leaks in the system that they fitted six months ago I think that I might have an exhaust that is almost sealed now. One more to go and hopefully that will be it but at least it has reminded that as much as I truly hate working on exhaust systems it is worth doing it your self just to get a decent job done in the first place. 

bluebrad

[Fiend]

You need a rude-bwoy exhaust butters!

[GCW]

Sounds like the guy in hitchhikers... who became immortal, and so decided to insult everyone in the universe personally.

A truely inspirational character ....

Arthur Philip Dent?  You're a jerk, a complete asshole.

Wowbagger, the Infinitely Prolonged.

[grumpycrumpy]

Of course .... Cheers youth I've been wracking my brains all day .....