[jern]

The saying "My Bad"

nuff said really

[robertostallioni]

Spaghetti in a tin that's long lengths.
I had some today from the supermarket- each piece is about 20cm, and this means you have to cut it up to eat it.  It ruins the simplicity.

I think i have a solution. If you empty (after heating) the tin into the funnel as shown below, no cutting involved and no spillage or clothing discoloration.

[Jim]

5 metre tapes that in reality only let you pull out 4.8 metres of tape when you need to measure something 4.9 metres-ish long.

The reason I bought a 8m tape measure

[Bonjoy]

The saying "My Bad"

nuff said really

The saying "nuff said"

Your bad 

[jern]

sorry, my bad

[Bonjoy]

yeah, nuff said

[Rice Boy]

Late night Radio 1 dj's and the horn jingle button. 

[Bubba]

No way! Mary Anne Hobbs and Rob Da Bank are the best things on R1. MAHs show last night was amazing.

[Rice Boy]

My gripe is with the horn jingle not the dj's.  I can see how my comment is read in this way though.

Fully in agreement about Rob da Bank and MAH.

[Bubba]

Annie Mac is the chief abuser of the horn button that I've heard - she's a bit annoying all round despite apparently being a damn good club dj.

[Jaspersharpe]

I agree. She seems to know her shit musically but her style only appears to vary betweed turgidly dull and unbelievably irritating.

[SA Chris]

Can I nominate a specific stupid cunt in a 4x4? Came out onto the dual carriageway outside our house, turning right. Normally cross the first two lanes and then wait at the nice wide island for a gap to pull into the traffic. But today thererwas an accident just up the road so traffic was down to a single lane and backed up. So as I am puling across the first two lanes (after waiting for a couple of minutes for a gap), said cunt decides he isn't waiting in traffic and decides to U turn just before the end of the gap, thus blocking our way, and leaving me stuck sideways across two lanes of traffic. I gesticulate wildly to him, so he just shrugs. At which point I decide the pug needs to develop it's offroading abilities and have to mount the kerb and go through the grass before I get hit by oncoming artic. The lass was in the passenger seat and had the opportunity to, show him her index fingers and explain the finer points of his illegitimacy. Fucking twat.

[slackline]

Hope neither you nor your lass are injured in anyway.

[Jaspersharpe]

Hope neither you nor your lass are injured in anyway.

You know, I first read it that Chris got hit by the truck but on rereading decided he meant that he had to make the manoeuvre to avoid the collision. 

I think inconsiderate cunts in 4x4s are already in Room 101 aren't they?

[SA Chris]

Sorry yes, evasive action meant I managed to avoid getting trucked. Crap storyteller. No injuries, just a bit of accelerated heartbeat due to adrenalin.

They probably are in 101 already, but this tool deserved honourable mention.

[slackline]

  my bad, glad everythings okay.

[Plattsy]

The saying "My Bad"

nuff said really

Anyone using the phrase "my bad" on a thread about Room101 where the aforementioned phrase already resides. Slack---line you're in!   

my bad, glad everythings okay.

[slackline]

The saying "My Bad"

nuff said really

Anyone using the phrase "my bad" on a thread about Room101 where the aforementioned phrase already resides. Slack---line you're in!   

my bad, glad everythings okay.

  my mistake.

[Houdini]

I nominate England.

 

[GCW]

The whole place or just 11 people with 2 left feet?

[Houdini]

Sorry, i meant Southern England, in particular, Kunt.  And If I may be so bold as to suggest that the shitty of Birmingham be taken down brick by brick and rebuilt someplace more appropriate, Paris perhaps?




The C4 TV show, Big Brother.

The Star newspaper.

And I don't care what you say, but I'm stoking a particularly H O T corner for Gormless Ramsey.  Ramsey, burn in hell you fuck*ng prick.

[GCW]

The Star newspaper.

Oxymoron.  The only potential thing it's useful for is wiping your ass on it.  But then, you can't even do that or you'll have a newsprint ring.  Waste of paper.

You can have several large chunks of the South East, hOUD.  But not Southern England in its entirity.  Parts of Cornwall and Devon are good, and I love clogging my arteries with Devon Custard, Devon cream/scone etc.  Mmmmm.  Oh, and there's some nice rock too.

Weston-Shitty-Mare can go in if you want.   

[Houdini]

OK OK, let's make an example of Kent.

[nik at work]

Make sure Brighton goes in with all those smug aren't-we-cool-we-live-in-Brighton-how-cool-and-bohemian-we-are cunts.

[Jaspersharpe]

Make sure Brighton goes in with all those smug aren't-we-cool-we-live-in-Brighton-how-cool-and-bohemian-we-are cunts.

Watch it you cunt. 

I completely agree that said smug twats should go in though. Brighton's fucking sound (and the saving grace of that part of the Sussex coast) but would be a much nicer place without them. The majority of these fuckers are actually Londoners who've moved there, bumping up the house prices and pissing off the locals.

You can chuck pretty much every other town on the South coast in for me though. Eastbourne, Worthing, Newhaven, Hastings etc etc shitholes one and all. And Kent as a whole, yes.