[Jaspersharpe]

I'm still yet to hear a valid reason why fat cunts should be allowed to have the same baggage allowance on planes. Surely it would make much more sense to have a total weight allowance per passenger. And yes fatty, if you take up more than one seat then you should pay for more than one seat.

[GCW]

I was gonna suggest ALL fattos, but thought I was being a bit OTT.  I should have gone with my original thought.
Fat people take up more space.
Fat people breath more (puff puff) and therefore use more oxygen.
Fat people (generally) eat more.
Fat people need more fuel to get them around in cars due to the extra weight.
Fat people use more resources as their clothes are bigger.
And this is before we start on costs of healthcare.

Big is beautiful.
Like fuck it is.

[dave]

I'd like to put in people who unnecessarily drive their kids to school - double punishment for those who drive a 4WD with just them and one child in. The difference in the amount of traffic of a morning in sheffield this week (half term) is ridiculous, its like a ghost town.

[nik at work]

May I make particular reference to the arse muncher who drives his huge 4x4 from his house which is about 125 yards from the school, past the school, up my lane and parks about 75 yards from the school, right across my fucking drive.

[GCW]

Put a few nails down one day.  He probably doesn't know how to change a tyre.

[dave]

May I make particular reference to the arse muncher who drives his huge 4x4 from his house which is about 125 yards from the school, past the school, up my lane and parks about 75 yards from the school, right across my fucking drive.

tell me about it. someone at my work lives right near a school. the school has an agreement with a pub that 150yards away from the school that parents are welcome to park in the pub carpark when dropping kids off cos theres always loads of room and its a busy road. instead, the lazy cunts park right outside the school on double-yellows (and they're not even taxi drivers...) or right across the drive of my collegue to save themselves having to walk 30seconds. then they pump the kids full of sunny-D and factory reconditioned meat-style products 24-7, an wonder why the little fat cunts are filling out an adult Blades shirt at age 10.

[grumpycrumpy]

Put a few nails down one day.  He probably doesn't know how to change a tyre.

I once nailed a car to a road ..... Intensely satisfying ...

[mini]

I was gonna suggest ALL fattos, but thought I was being a bit OTT.  I should have gone with my original thought.
Fat people take up more space.
Fat people breath more (puff puff) and therefore use more oxygen.
Fat people (generally) eat more.
Fat people need more fuel to get them around in cars due to the extra weight.
Fat people use more resources as their clothes are bigger.
And this is before we start on costs of healthcare.

Big is beautiful.
Like fuck it is.

I take it I can add you to my Fat Tax petition?

[Paul B]

Can we add car salesman to Room 101, idiots. One of them tried to convince me that i could get 60+ mpg out of a clio 182, another told me that the car I just owned didn't exist. How do these people sell cars and make a living? (supposedly the 2nd priciest purchase you'll ever make).

[saltbeef]

i suggest hike the tax up on fatty food, no vat on fruit and veg. i want to be the obesity tsar.

my vote for 101, the cunts in medical personnel who haven't paid me, or shortlisted me, then 2 weeks after being told they hadn't paid me still can't fucking sort it out, then when they get their cretinous self satisfied cuntfaces round to paying me still fucking can't do it properly.... CUNTS. how would they like it if they didn't get fucking paid for 2 months.

[Houdini]

The Boss-man has just returned from a trip to Brazil to visit the Marie Stopes clinic there. 

His girth is now a monstrous 11" and he's assured me he'll be giving the accountants the full length (and then some) the moment they arrive. 

*sound of laughter from below*

Ah - he's lubing w/ Scotch Bonnet oil this very minute . . .

[Jaspersharpe]

he'll be giving the accountants the full length (and then some) the moment they arive.

 

Whoa there! Don't blame the accountant. It'll be some payroll lacky or HR waste of space who's to blame no doubt.

We get all the bad press when generally the things people are complaining about have absolutely nada to do with accountancy. Honest. 

[Houdini]

Ah . . .

I've addressed your complaint to the Boss, but he's adamant a shafting is due . . .

(Between you & I someone fucked up his return for last year, proving the point that the only things one can guarrantee in life are death and taxation.)

But the boss is a reasonable (if a nasty piece of work) and has promised to go to the top and ask where that buck really stops.

[GCW]

ask where that buck really stops.

Somewhere near the appendix I would guess?

[Will Hunt]

Nominate Franco Cookson. This wet twat is the biggest spouter of manure on UKC at the minute. The Roaches, chossy?!
http://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/t.php?t=286595&new=4249215#x4249215

[butters]

I feel the need to consign David Pleat - shite football commentator and all round tosser to Room 101. There are few people that I would commit random acts of violence on should I meet them in the street but he is one.

bluebrad

[SA Chris]

Can I offer up twats who go to the front of the queue of traffic when there is a contraflow, or a dual carriageway goes to one lane?

[Jaspersharpe]

I feel the need to consign David Pleat - shite football commentator and all round tosser to Room 101. There are few people that I would commit random acts of violence on should I meet them in the street but he is one.

bluebrad

I always enjoyed the "Cheer Up David Pleat" song that opposing fans would sing when he was a manager ("Oh what can it mean. To a kerb crawling wanker and a shit football team....") after he was caught picking up a hooker.

In a position where spouting crap abounds, Pleat still stands out. Throw him in along with the other chief offender and all round idiot "Lawro". A so called expert on the game who has somehow fooled the BBC into paying him lavish sums to impart his views to the public in a voice which sounds like a camp cat being throttled. He's normally wrong and always annoying. Fuck off you cunt.

Nominate Franco Cookson. This wet twat is the biggest spouter of manure on UKC at the minute. The Roaches, chossy?!
http://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/t.php?t=286595&new=4249215#x4249215

He's a cock and no mistake Will but surely that's the norm there rather than the exception and I already had my suggestion of throwing Cocktalk as a whole into Room 101 (correctly) refused as at least it keeps em off here. The best way of stopping the likes of Franco Cookson from irritating you is to do as I have and ban yourself from UKC. It's no loss. 

[grumpycrumpy]

Sadly , and much to my everlasting embarassment , I got myself banned from cocktalk .... The shame , the shame ......

[Will Hunt]

ban yourself from UKC.
[/quote]

I made a bit of an effort last night by calling him a mindless mingeflap cunt but to no avail. The post hasnt been deleted either so obviously the higher powers agree with me. Must try harder.

[Yossarian]

solicitors

doing stupid things when a bit pissed (this week - buying a vaguely vintage colnage on ebay sunday night and sending "i want you. this weekend?" via email to a female acquaintance on monday.

agas

[Houdini]

Will Hunt and his constant referals to that shit irrelevant website and what he gets up to on there.

Colnage Yoss?  Wine?

[Houdini]

35 year old racing bicycle?

[GCW]

Will Hunt and his constant referals to that shit irrelevant website and what he gets up to on there.

I've always liked Will, fuck U w/bells if you don't.

Find another whipping boy, mean-ass! Lad has humour+character

 

[Houdini]

Everyone has annoying days, GCW...