[Houdini]

No idea who she prays too.  

She may have been hot, now she's just a bloater, and as such, the first I would grab should our ship sink.

[Houdini]

Bubba's picture is Dita von Teese (ex von Marilyn Manson)

[Houdini]

Heffer



Once upon a time tho'



She just forgot to stop eating or to start working out, that's all.

[Monolith]

Thought some of you might have dug the chubby ladies from the Renaissance era look a la partridge.

Which brings me to a 101 nomination; people who simply cannot speak in descriptive terms without dropping in a French phrase that your average recipient clearly won't have an idea of. Fucking talk back to them in Russian!

BBC 2 documentary makers are seriously adept at this practice. Or should I say, it's become de rigueur.

[dave]

Thought some of you might have dug the chubby ladies from the Renaissance era look a la partridge.

like hard faced cromwellian sourpusses, right through to jet from gladiators? did i mention hamfisted bulldykes?

[Houdini]

True et oh so fin de seicle . . .

[Houdini]

Gordon Ramsay - A fine businessman, but needs taking down a peg or 8.

Yoss - have you eaten in a Ramsay establishment? (I'm guessing there are more than one?)   If so - your thoughts.


My favourite chef of all time is Floyd.  I miss him on our screens, I can't believe they trashed him.  Really great TV.

[Monolith]

Time for a Partridge projector marathon I reckon.

Not that I'm in a position to comment usefully on their merits, but I reckon these bad boys should be in the room o' doom. Just an expensive Kwik Save bag non? (note pointless French).

The overly humble Femidom




Why I oughta be a top flite prophylactics engineer..

[Carnage]

Bubba's picture is Dita von Teese (ex von Marilyn Manson)

Thats what I thought - Nigella hasn't been hot for a long time. Makes a good pudding tho.

[Jim]

Gordon Ramsay - A fine businessman, but needs taking down a peg or 8.

My favourite chef of all time is Floyd.  I miss him on our screens, I can't believe they trashed him.  Really great TV.

seems to be on sky3 quite a bit. fuckin dynamite is floyd

[Houdini]

Oh my!  Ramsay has many a restaurant.  Crazy really, how much money does one man need?  I assume he has a ferocious cocaine habit.   Might explain some of that attitude, Christ he never was much of a footy player.

His port selection blows too.  Delaforce, the vintage capri of port . . .

Yeah he can go in; he has volume and temper but lacks character.

Oh I wish I had Sky now, Jim.  The way he travelled the world seeking the finest produce in the only place to buy it - in the markets - was just such great entertainment.

I'm off to check youtube for Floyd progs.

[Houdini]

BAD BREAD!!   I hate bad bread.

Especially bad French bread such as yer average baguette.

Thoughts, Jim?  Neil_h?

[dave]

Cheese. I fucking hate cheese. its just a cross between lard, plastic and fucking milk thats gone bad. complete shit.

[GCW]

No way can cheese be destined for Room 101.
Dave, stop buying CheeseStrings, Edam and those stupid little things in a red coating.  Buy proper cheeses, and eat them with wholemeal crackers and a pint glass of port.

[Houdini]

Listen to GCW Dave, he's not bulling you.

[Bowie]

Cheese. I fucking hate cheese. its just a cross between lard, plastic and fucking milk thats gone bad. complete shit.

We can't throw the whole cheese spectrum into 101. how about a token gesture, the very worst kind of cheese, representing all that's bad with cheese. the devil of cheeses.
my vote for 101, without any procrastination or hesititation is cottage cheese. die die die.

[butters]

Bad bread is a definite to go into Room 101 as it is a real hatred of mine, Nigella Lawson can go in now that she is a fat bint and you can chuck in the vast number of other TV chefs as well (assuming that Room 101 has any more capacity after Nigellas huge arse has gone in) Cheese per se can not go in but processed cheese such as Dairylea and other crap like that is on a one way ticket to Room 101.

New nominations: things that I was going to put in Room 101 but I can now not remember due to laughing so much at Houdinis rather excellent nomination of Nigella, Carol Kirkwood just for being the most annoying weather girl in all history and Sian Lloyd can get in there as well for being pig ugly. In fact ugly and\or annoying weather girls can be dispatched right into Room 101. Lastly and quite possibly rather controversially - Chocolate Flapjack!

bluebrad

[lagerstarfish]

its just a cross between lard, plastic and fucking milk that's gone bad. complete shit.

A perfect description of processed cheese. All of which must go into 101

[dave]

No way can cheese be destined for Room 101.
Dave, stop buying CheeseStrings, Edam and those stupid little things in a red coating.  Buy proper cheeses, and eat them with wholemeal crackers and a pint glass of port.

bearing in mind i despise cheese, all cheese, i woulnd't be buying any of the above.

[lagerstarfish]

Chocolate Flapjack!

You are wrong. Meet me down the Works for a punch up to settle this.

Outraged, from Sheffield


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[butters]

Chocolate Flapjack!

You are wrong. Meet me down the Works for a punch up to settle this.

Outraged, from Sheffield


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You are on then for a punch up you chocolate flapjack loving fiend from hell - bring all your chocolate flapjack loving mates as well because I have the power of righteous indignation on my side!! 

Another addition - banana flavoured things!

bluebrad

[Yossarian]

Oh my!  Ramsay has many a restaurant.  Crazy really, how much money does one man need?  I assume he has a ferocious cocaine habit.   Might explain some of that attitude, Christ he never was much of a footy player.

His port selection blows too.  Delaforce, the vintage capri of port . . .

Yeah he can go in; he has volume and temper but lacks character.

Oh I wish I had Sky now, Jim.  The way he travelled the world seeking the finest produce in the only place to buy it - in the markets - was just such great entertainment.

I'm off to check youtube for Floyd progs.

I went to Aubergine when he was there years ago. It was good. But I don't like the restaurant empire approach. He wants to be famous. I think I prefer people who just want to be good chefs...

[lagerstarfish]

Another addition - banana flavoured things!

I will unite with you to destroy (or send to 101) all so called "banana flavoured" things. Only yesterday I went into a rant about how much I hate (and always have hated) all banana "flavouring".
Fight about CF is off. 

[Jaspersharpe]

Oh my!  Ramsay has many a restaurant.  Crazy really, how much money does one man need?  I assume he has a ferocious cocaine habit.   Might explain some of that attitude,

I'm convinced this is correct. On that live cooking thing he did the other week he looked totally fucking wired.

[butters]

Only yesterday I went into a rant about how much I hate (and always have hated) all banana "flavouring".

Good man - I have a theory that banana is a foodstuff that should never be mixed with anything - e.g. banana beer - banana is good, beer is good but put the two together and it is utterly foul. Banoffee pie - toffee good, banana good - bloody foul together!!   

Fight about CF is off. 

Can we just announce a temporary lull in the CF fight? I was looking forward to a good fight... 

bluebrad