[Percy B]

Have we had budget airlines yet - I can't remember. I hate those motherfuckers at Ryanair/Sleazyjet/jet2 with a passion. I can't even start with my list of justifications, just put them in for the love of God.............

[Houdini]

I use AIRBERLIN and have alwys been happy w/them.  Budget airlines have their place, mostly for poor people like me to still be able to travel between my home and work.  More well-off people like Percy have the option of ignoring them and paying top whack w/BA or Lufthansa.  Sorry pal - they may be destroying the atmosphere, but so do fossil fuel-burning powerstations.

Ryan Air can go in - for being the most rapacious and offering the poorest service.

The rest stay.

[butters]

Awww! that rat is kinda cute!

Blame google images - they don't seem to do a line in nasty looking rats!!

bluebrad

[GCW]

[Houdini]

[butters]

Now that rat look marginally unhappy - maybe he has been told that his next dinner will consist of a large helping of this



bluebrad

[Houdini]

warfarin

[GCW]

Strychnine, Mr Molecular Smartarse.

[Houdini]

Was a guess.

Anyone can R click properties . . .

[GCW]

So why didn't you?   

[Houdini]

Busy posting in a Croatian techno forum . . .




Well, if various bugs can go in - rats might as well - give Cerberus something to chase.

[Houdini]

Women or men . . .    People who Wear / bathe in aftershave / perfume as if their lives depended on it.


Gaque-vom-stench!

[mini]

People who park at roadside crags such as The Roaches and leave 3/4's of a car length between them and the car behind them, meaning the alloted car parking spaces can only fit 60% of its potential maximum!!

PARK SMART you inconciderate part-time weekend wankers walkers!

[Houdini]

No problems Mini, no problems w/that one at all.

Oh and if anyone out there has been wondering which cunt just insists on rolling enormous rocks in front of vehicles that park inches away from the Roadside Face time after time, obscuring access to boulderers - I can tell you it's me 

I love this game and as you will see - it's not one I've tired of yet (been part of my training regime for years).  Get your own back, I insist, you'll have to buy me a car 1st mind 

[GCW]

Fucking holds that snap and cause injury.
Limp limp limp swear.

[butters]

Get your own back, I insist, you'll have to buy me a car 1st mind 

You can borrow mine Houdini!



bluebrad

[andy_e]

What the hell was that to begin with? A Calibra?

[GCW]

http://www.yourcarisshit.com

[Drew]

Spoilers on cars which are blatantly not going to go fast enough to need one! So the when Koenigsegg added one to the CCX just for the Stig, that's fair enough... but seriously, other than that, and F1 etc, road cars just don't need a spoiler.

Comments at 7.00
Stig starts at 7.34


Sorry Bluebrad.

[Houdini]

Personaly I prefer 2-wheels but that Königsegg CCX is out-of-this-world.  And since it is under 8 Ltr and can generate 900 ponies on biofuel, there's no-way it'll get into ROOM 101.

I'd dig one but the boss doesn't need it - being able to transmute between entire dimensions n'all. 

Did a spoiler ever get fitted?  

[moose]

Personaly I prefer 2-wheels but that Königsegg CCX is out-of-this-world.  ... Did a spoiler ever get fitted?  

yes, it got the spoiler and did the fastest lap... but was later beaten by the Ascari A10 (a supposedly British-made supercar).  The Caparo T1 - an ultra lightweight skeleton with a big engine was even faster but disqualified from the list because it can't clear speed-humps!

current top 5

 Ascari A10 1.17.3
 Koenigsegg CCX (with Top Gear spoiler) 1.17.6
 Pagani Zonda F 1.18.4
 Maserati MC12 1.18.9
 Ferrari Enzo 1.19.0
 Ariel Atom 1.19.5
 Lamborghini LP640 1.19.8
 Porsche Carerra GT 1.19.8
 Koenigsegg CCX 1.20.4

[Bubba]

Spoilers on road cars aren't all bollocks - ok, most are just for fashion but some are there for aerodynamic/fuel consumption reasons and some, like on some 911s do actually provide some downforce at high speeds.

[Houdini]

Yes I second Jasper's recommendation for Mick Ryan to enter ROOM 101.


For mendacity, deviousness, cowardice, and the constant subtext of violence w/ flows evenly through his posts when the going gets tough and the truth is too much to bear.  Deep down - Mick must despise himself - we should encourage him to enter for the sake of his tortured soul. 

Amen to that.

*sound of the bossman greasing his grotesque phallus in anticipation*

[Jaspersharpe]

Mendacity is a great word. And perfectly applied to this individual who has really shown his true colours (particularly in those emails to GCW).

In you go, nasty piece of work. 

[Houdini]

Frauen or Schwulen w/ fingernails this repulsive