[galpinos]

Pendulum
TC
Clipz

I had to google these and I still don't know who/what TC is. I'm guessing you've not got a random hatred for Thermocouples?

Any band with "The" preceding their name (Except The Orb, The Panacea, The Sect and The Justified Ancients of Mumu. Others will be considered on request)

Can we keep the Stones out too please?

_{I'm also a fan of Hollyoaks, I don't know why, it's like an addiction}

[slackline]

_{I'm also a fan of Hollyoaks, I don't know why, it's like an addiction}

And a dirty one at that, break it now before it eats you away from the inside.

[Jenn]

Fat guys bouldering with their shirts off when it's freezing cold - why?

People trying a problem at a crowded wall thousands of times when others are waiting for their turn.

[lagerstarfish]

Fat guys bouldering with their shirts off when it's freezing cold - why?

Feeling warmer than skinny guys is the only advantage to being a fat guy bouldering, we like to make sure everyone can see us enjoying this single, minor advantage.

[Jenn]

Note to self: eat more chips. I'm always cold 

Oh and while I'm at it - fat chicks who think that climbing topless is liberating for women - this is liberating for women: http://bishopbouldering.blogspot.com/2008/01/lisa-rands-climbs-mandala-v12.html

Try pulling harder instead of randomly seeking attention.

[galpinos]

chicks who think that climbing topless is liberating for women

I don't really think we can put topless ladies in, can we.

That'd be ridiculous.

[Jaspersharpe]

The pertinent word is FAT. In they go please.

[Houdini]

All fatties shall be molten down to provide candle wax to illuminate the scene of their just demise.

*evil Hooded Claw-esque laughter*

[SA Chris]

or used for

[Eddies]

Yeh, big units should deffinately go in, along with:

Feeble pre climbing excuses!
Climbers with reams of finger tape on (MJ wannabes)
Walking poles
Bluetooth head sets
Anyone who drives anything less that 10mph over the speed limit.

[mini]

Anyone who drives anything less that 10mph over the speed limit.

As long as its not past schools, down my street knocking my wing mirror off etc.

But can I add Chavs that drive round town with there big exhausts, trying to wheel spin there cars round bends in there 1.1 Saxos / Novas / Puntos and dont get beyond second gear until its bouncing of the limiter!  'ers

People who drive at 40 mph everywhere, in 30 zones and on National Speed Limit roads!  'ers

[Eddies]

I hear ya, and yes that all fine with me.
Id like to add people (women and OAP's) who brake going uphill... Whats all that about!?

[andy_e]

I had to google these and I still don't know who/what TC is. I'm guessing you've not got a random hatred for Thermocouples?

TC is a "drum and bass" producer who produces shit drum and bass.

Can we keep the Stones out too please?

Hmmm... Ok. As long as you're stoned to the stones.

[Houdini]

Indian/Pakistani food made by immigrants in Germany.  Alas the national palatte is so dull that they must castrate the flavour from their wonderful dishes or have no customers.  I just had an Okra Dahl in the best place in town and briefly considered snorting it - it was so mild. 

Walking poles can't go in.  Never.  As they help us walk harder for longer and Nordic Walking is excellent for developing a mega-ripped torso.  There is nothing glamorous about shagged knees.

I don't mind people who use lots of fingertape - but leaving little balls or snakes of it at the rox gets my goat & I'm tired of picking up tab ends and tape after my mates have littered the place;  these are big name types, sponsored heroes, they are also mucky lazy couldn't give a fuck about anything but 8B cunts.  You know who you are, my friends.

[GCW]

Also, famous climbers that chuck banana skins away at Brownstones.  You know who you are Mr D.

[Houdini]

People who use wire brushes on soft rock ruthlessly, as if they are cleaning boots.

People who think it's neat to scratch initials/declarations of love into rocks or trees.

Pof for anything but improving grip on a powerball.

Blowtorches on rock.

People who make absolutely no attempt to clean chalk away after climbing, not even a whack with a towel.



(It's been a while since I was @ Black Rocks, but I once used a wirebrush here to remove a lot of grafitti from the base of the Angel's Share lump.  I hope this has weathered away - I guess it was nearly 8 or 9 years ago - is this still obvious?)

[butters]

Any band with "The" preceding their name (Except The Orb, The Panacea, The Sect and The Justified Ancients of Mumu. Others will be considered on request)

This is also a personal hatred of mine but as has already been proved it is also too vague - one band sums this up for me and that is The Fall - without The Fall my life would be slightly less interesting than it is and to be honest it isn't exactly Hollywood blockbuster material even with The Fall included. May I suggest the vast swathe of bands who seem to have sprung up in the last 10 years, who play shite guitar music and have a name starting with The for entry into Room 101? Regardless of whether the above gets passed or not The Datsuns are in there - an awful band named after an awful car maker. Go directly to Room 101, do not pass go, do not collect £100 but do get bummed by rocket powered poodles.

Any band that has to advertise their album on telly
Any dance album that advertises "classic tunes" on the telly

Agreed on both points and as a slight aside who is that dreadlocked tosser who has just released an album consisting of covers played on an acoustic guitar and who maybe number 1 in the charts at the minute - not 100% certain if that is an entirely accurate description but I know who I mean and he is in for sure.

skinny jeans (I remember when baggy was all the rage!)

Many years ago I might have fitted in skinny jeans but not now without a 100 cigarettes a day and anorexia on a massive scale. They also look toss so fine by me.

my chemical bollocks

I really don't want to know about your "chemical bollocks" but if you want to get rid of them at least it saves the UN worrying about them and we can all boulder in Lancashire without fear of a US invasion to liberate us on some spurious reason!!

Sorted!!

bluebrad

[butters]

One other thing!!

People who use godawful phonetic spelling! Todays chosen victim is he who has chosen to spell rocks as "rox" - get into Room 101 and the rocket powered Poodles will be along to go apache on your ass after they have finished with "The Datsuns". 

bluebrad

[Jacqusie]

Any band with "The" preceding their name (Except The Orb, The Panacea, The Sect and The Justified Ancients of Mumu. Others will be considered on request)
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Up yours - THE the rule!


 

[Houdini]

Phonetic spellers huh?  Obviously this cannot be as I would have go - plus - their would be no James Kelman, Irvine Welsh, Alasdair Gray, and Niall Griffiths writing ace books phonetically.  Sorry Brad, no-can-do but I can spell rox correctly from now on. (Tsk - young punx!)

Bummed by rocket-powered poodles . . .

Let's all feast our eyes on this delightful beast before we stone it and kick it over threshold of ROOM 101



Couldn't happen to a finer creature.


The Fall, but Herr Commandant has a soft spot for Mark E!  Never.  Also, I would cite as a reason their absolute uniqueness in a world of rock analogues.  Never!   

[GCW]

I love The Fall.  Lucifer over Lancs.  They can not go in.

Houdini, I like your style- you've shaved that dog's behind so you don't get brown stains on it's luscious coat when you give it a good bit of anal stick the rocket in.
Although, it looks like the dog was doing a firework in arse drag race and hit a wall, causing all the fur to shoot towards its head.  Pull it back and tack it back in place with nails.  Be good as new in no time, ready for another run.
Photoshop in some skates and a firework and you could get a wad.  I'd do it myself but I'm at work.

See this cunt?


He's stuck the thing in the wrong way around.  Crazy, just crazy.

Other stuff:
Computer filters at work that stop you looking at YouTube, photo upload sites etc  Ya boo, not fair.
M3 drivers.  They need the rocket treatment too, but they would enjoy it.
People who call their kids things like Candida, Battersea, Richard Head, Dick Wiper etc  Not fair, not funny.
People who use an -x instead of -cks.  Fuckers.  These goons should be force fed their own livers- baked in a nice dog jizz casserole of course.  But they would enjoy it.

[Houdini]

This sort of thing doesn't happen very often - but today I shall personally escort Phil Collins into ROOM 101.  Alas his early work behind the drumkit for Genesis is not enough to redeem him - for Phil never was was that good @ playing them, he is in fact, rather mediocre.

Not even Easy Lover is enough to save him from a terrible demise - I have spoken w/Herr Commandant The Prince of Darkness himself, who said that if he wasn't busy sodomizing Paul Simon to Hell & back he would welcome Phil personally.

A h   c a n  f e e l   i t . . .

*A mirror-polished jackboot connects violently w/Phils' medulla oblongata and propels him through the ROOM 101s letterbox w/utmost violence*

[slackline]

I nominate American bastardisation of the English language.

Why the fuck should it be 'ize' instead of 'ise' in words that contain such endings.

They can just

(I've been waiting to use that smiley for some time, in fact its so good I'm going to stick it in my signature)

[GCW]

More from UKB

Whilst on the subject of people going solo:  Ian Brown needs sending there.
And that irritating fucker from the Tube- Terry Cunt Christian.  Even the thought of it makes me want to smash his face in with extreme prejudice.  I mean, look at him:



Beat me to it Slackers.

[Houdini]

Ha!


Relax, Terry Christian has LONG been in ROOM 101 my fiends.