[Houdini]

Start a wine thread Graeme, educate us all.



Might even get that pisshead Sloper to impart some of the knowledge of spending the majority of his life's earnings on claret, what?

[andy_e]

Graeme  Graeme Graeme Graeme Graeme Graeme

That was 6 times 

[Houdini]

Tis the number of the beast!

[GraemeA]

Bollocks we are doomed. Unless of course all the punters are interested in is a border collie cross who is game for anything (Sorry Percy but you know what I am referring to) or maybe some weird black-finger-nailed-troll action. There must be a market in that 

Bizarrely enough Sloper has only this evening suggested a wine session which could result in my liquid assets being depleted. But we could start a UKB wine tasting notes thread, I am sure Bubba won't mind. he liked the last stuff I gave him.

[Houdini]

Well, it's known I'm a port man; we have a thread for that.  Start a wine thread, Graeme.  Keen to learn.

[butters]

Bizarrely enough Sloper has only this evening suggested a wine session which could result in my liquid assets being depleted.

Sloper has only suggested that because he is injured courtesy of your wall (according to him) and he can not get compensation any other way! 

bluebrad

[Jaspersharpe]

I nominate this chain of fast food restaurants..............



.....for entry to Room 101 (just for Fiend).

[Falling Down]

I nominate smug self satisfied outdoorsy types

[andy_e]

On a similar theme, people who wear paclites to walk their dogs around parks. Overkill? Well, they aren't trekking in Patafuckingonia.

[galpinos]

On a similar theme, people who wear paclites to walk their dogs around parks. Overkill? Well, they aren't trekking in Patafuckingonia.

If it's raining, why the fuck not?

[andy_e]

Because you can get decent waterproofs for so much cheaper?

People who quote the entirety of what someone's just said, even when it was the last post.

[galpinos]

If you've bought a decent waterproof, why not wear it? Even if aren't off to the himalaya but fancy a decent waterproof, why not buy it if you can afford it?

I nominate people who whinge because others have got stuff they want but can't afford.

[andy_e]

I've got a cheap waterproof. It works fine! Why would I want anything more than what it does?

[Houdini]

Aww white ladies?   Adolf here.



Indeed.   McFuck get fast tracked to ROOM 101 so quickly they tear the space/time continuum a new asshole.

The smug?  Kein problem.

Andi_E & Galpinos?  Both are on the threshold of inclusion but have an opprtunity to redeem themselves.

Chancers who vie for compo despite being utterly responsible for their predicament?   Auch, jawohl.

*clicks jackboots*

[SA Chris]

Why would I want anything more than what it does?

Maybe the person with the paclite walking the dog actually does need it for other things and just wears it when walking the dog too? Maybe they climb harder than you?

[Norton Sharley]

I prefer having a selection of waterproofs from the ageing cheap shit to the modern waterproof paclite.  I don't wear any of them in the park though, for that I use my special mac. 

Continuing the theme of dog shit in poly bags I propose to go one stage furhter and put all dogs in room 101


And Houdini why did you stop them, I was enjoying that little argument?

[Houdini]

Houdini why did you stop them, I was enjoying that little argument?

You're probably on your own there, besides Norton - their points had been made and I've a very low boredom threshold.

You'll need to come up with some strong reasons to exterminate the canine kingdom.  And?

[SA Chris]

Maybe it's not the canines types he is referring to?

[Houdini]

But the minger is so important.  We can't all be gorgeous . . .

[GCW]

Houdini why did you stop them, I was enjoying that little argument?

You'll need to come up with some strong reasons to exterminate the canine kingdom.

Wet dogs smell bad.
Some dog owners leave shit everywhere.
Some dog owners laugh when their dogs nip at you when out for a run.
Some dog owners get annoyed when you throw their nippy dog in the river whilst out for a run.
Some dog owners wear expensive GoreTex XCR jackets that Andi_e can ill afford, even after selling a kidney.
Some dog's owners eat in Maccy D's.

OK, only one point I admit, but a point well made 

I hate:
Twats that set off fireworks late at night when it's nowhere near November/December etc
Car drivers that don't bother looking in mirrors before pulling out and nearly knocking me off my 'bike.
People that moan about their powerball being shafted but don't bother to get a new one.
People that spit on the street in a city.  It's just not right.  Phlegm ridden fuckers.
Those dumb ass packets in supermarkets that contain chopped carrot, mashed potato, grated cheese, washed and shredded lettuce etc  WTF?  it takes 2 minutes to do it from fresh and some idiots are paying through the nose for the privelege of being lazy.
People that eat with their mouths open near you in the canteen.  Chomp slurp slaver chomp stab.
Grrrr.
I also hate Houdini for getting me to reply to this and making me think about annoying things.  You bastard H.

[lagerstarfish]

Those cunts who use paclites for wrapping up dogshit and hanging it on people's handlebars. They must go to 101.

[Houdini]

People that moan about their powerball being shafted but don't bother to get a new one.

 Me too.

People that eat with their mouths open near you in the canteen.

ROOM 101 is too good for this type.  May I suggest forced amputation of all their limbs followed by electro-torture, nursing back to limbless health, followed by more electro-torture?

Harsh, but fair under the circumstances.

HAndlebar poo hangers?  No problem, pal.

[Houdini]

People who flaunt the indoor anti-smoking laws of the UK, France & Germany.

[Norton Sharley]

Following GCW's great list of reasons to exterminate all canine dogs perhaps you can enlighten us as to their uses H?  I say bin the bastard things along with their paclite wrapped shit.


Do you think that the dog owners that eat in MaccyD's realise that they are probably eating someone else's dog?  Serves them bloody right if they are imho.

[Houdini]

Guide dogs.  Guard dogs.  Major source of protein in Korea.  They kill cats.  They give dog breeders such as my mother an important source of income.  Hunting dogs.  They piss you off.