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Improving self esteem
January 09, 2008, 11:10:36 pm
If you ever find yourself lacking confidence about your appearance or are unhappy with how you think others see you, just take a look at this and you will feel much better about yourself...



...or you might just feel a bit ill for a short while.

I am not a qualified counsellor, by the way, so don't rely on this technique without first consulting a professional.

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#1 Re: Improving self esteem
January 09, 2008, 11:33:27 pm
Is that old cheese?

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#2 Re: Improving self esteem
January 10, 2008, 07:38:32 am
Nice one Lagers,




Now only the eggtimer works.

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#3 Re: Improving self esteem
January 10, 2008, 08:22:33 am
Now only the eggtimer works.

One of these?



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#4 Re: Improving self esteem
January 10, 2008, 09:07:24 am
Oui.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2008, 10:45:04 am by lagerstarfish, Reason: because it was available as an option »

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#5 Re: Improving self esteem
January 10, 2008, 09:15:24 am
this sort of avatar also helps to lift one's mood. Sype's has changed his unfortunately.


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#6 Re: Improving self esteem
January 10, 2008, 09:21:34 am
Sype's has changed his unfortunately.

I gave serious consideration to puntering him for that.

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#7 Re: Improving self esteem
January 10, 2008, 09:22:54 am
Does nowt for me, pal.



I like 'em more, manly,


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#8 Re: Improving self esteem
January 10, 2008, 09:42:24 am
Like this?


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#9 Re: Improving self esteem
January 10, 2008, 09:48:00 am
Do you know - thanks to beef's incompetance we have been completely misunderstood. It was supposed to look like this :



as a still it just looks wierd.

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#10 Re: Improving self esteem
January 10, 2008, 09:52:50 am
Do you know - thanks to beef's incompetence we have been completely misunderstood. It was supposed to look like this :



as a still it just looks weird.

Just looking for a Jimmy Sommerville album...

I expect beef to change his avatar to the animated one in the interests of historical accuracy

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#11 Re: Improving self esteem
January 10, 2008, 09:57:01 am
YEAH! Now that's magic! WOOO!



Sorry if you are offended by being shown on the same thread as a naked Mr Robert, Beef.

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#12 Re: Improving self esteem
January 10, 2008, 10:12:36 am
Jesus dobbin what have you done.

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#13 Re: Improving self esteem
January 10, 2008, 10:16:18 am
My manager wanted to know why I was laughing away in the corner. Beef now has a significant fan base in the drug and alcohol treatment sector.

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#14 Re: Improving self esteem
January 10, 2008, 10:16:51 am
YEAH! Now that's magic! WOOO!



Sorry if you are offended by being shown on the same thread as a naked Mr Robert, Beef.

That's actually dobbin pretending to be beef (cake?)

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#15 Re: Improving self esteem
January 10, 2008, 10:22:18 am
Now my coworkers want to know why he's called Dobbin. They now think that UKB is a site for boys to meet other boys, which it is, but not.. well... I'll stop trying to explain anything  :-[

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#16 Re: Improving self esteem
January 10, 2008, 10:31:03 am
It's because he's hung like a donkey

This site is not about meeting other boys?  Must be sum mestake

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#17 Re: Improving self esteem
January 10, 2008, 10:52:53 am


















Holy puddles of manglue, buttman!


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#18 Re: Improving self esteem
January 10, 2008, 10:59:14 am
great video to go with Salt N Pepa's "Push It". Just the right rhythm  :dance1:

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#19 Re: Improving self esteem
January 10, 2008, 02:57:03 pm
waddage coming your way dobbin
Do you know - thanks to beef's incompetance we have been completely misunderstood. It was supposed to look like this :



as a still it just looks wierd.

waddage coming your way sir

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#20 Re: Improving self esteem
January 10, 2008, 03:16:24 pm
It's because he's hung like a donkey

and he has a body like this


I feel a little inadequate :bow:

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#21 Re: Improving self esteem
January 10, 2008, 07:38:34 pm
He had to start taking roids to make it smaller as no one could fit it in

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#22 Re: Improving self esteem
January 10, 2008, 10:34:42 pm
That is ace.  I'll have to start a thread now....

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#23 Re: Improving self esteem
January 11, 2008, 12:48:31 am
Pitcures of Amos will have the Opeation Ore overtime budget breaking all known limits.

Just say no.

 

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