[SA Chris]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7131884.stm

The shittest kind surely???

[GCW]

Her sons, who both recently left their jobs, have said they want nothing more to do with their mother or father.

Can you blame them?!

[dave]

they'll come crawling back when they've run out of cash or need some babysitting.

[lagerstarfish]

That's my cunning insurance based retirement plan out the window then.

[Paz]

Doesn't their alibi remind anyone else - minus the canoe and the life insurance- of what happened to Harold Bishop in Neighbours?

[GCW]

But poor old Harold finally remembered he was shagging Madge.  Poor bastard.

[webbo]

a couple of years ago we had a lady referred to my m/h team whose husband had disappeared in a canoe off the e/yorks coast.his wasn't an insurance scam however,he ran the local girls swimming team and guess what.

[Bubba]

errrm what?

[GCW]

He drowned?

[Bubba]

No life jacket then - silly boy. I thought it was going to be someting more sinister than that like he was rogering half the girls swimming team and their parents took revenge and dumped him at sea.

[GCW]

Bubba, you are so cynical. 

[webbo]

the rogering bit was right but was he pushed or did he jump was never clear.