[chris20]

I was going to get the circular saw out but probably best to do that after dark, no doubt i'll be posting on the NNFN with a missing finger soon

[lagerstarfish]

Not bouldering related, but has a similar feel to it....

I still have my job 

and the genii of the NHS Foundation Trust have added the word "assertive" into my job title - as far as I'm concerned this gives me carte blanche to go round telling people what to do

YYFY!

[slackline]

  That must be a great relief, not only for you, but the people you help 

[Jaspersharpe]

Good stuff mate. 

[webbo]

interestingly my nhs foundation trust have reduced my title on my name badge presumably to save money on the printing.
is there a market for 2nd hand name badges for nhs trusts that don't exist anymore.

[lagerstarfish]

your trust has enough money for badges 

[SA Chris]

Badges, badges, we don't need no steenkin' badges!

[tomtom]

[webbo]

your trust has enough money for badges 

yes they come on a nice lanyard.which has a quick release if somebody grabs it to try and choke you.however if they grab it from behind you won't be needing your badge except to put on your memorial.

[Fultonius]

On a similar vein:     I've still got my driving licence!

Was in court yesterday, busted with 8pts and a fine for careless driving - lucky I got a nice judge on a good day.  Time for a 

[chris_j_s]

On a similar vein:     I've still got my driving licence!

Was in court yesterday, busted with 8pts and a fine for careless driving - lucky I got a nice judge on a good day.  Time for a 

Do NOT drive home afterwards!

[dontfollowme]

On a similar vein:     I've still got my driving licence!

Was in court yesterday, busted with 8pts and a fine for careless driving - lucky I got a nice judge on a good day.  Time for a 

What did you do?

[shark]

and the genii of the NHS Foundation Trust have added the word "assertive" into my job title - as far as I'm concerned this gives me carte blanche to go round telling people what to do

YYFY!

For real ? As in something like: 'Assertive Compliance Executive' ? Or did you mean in the job description ?

[lagerstarfish]

and the genii of the NHS Foundation Trust have added the word "assertive" into my job title - as far as I'm concerned this gives me carte blanche to go round telling people what to do

YYFY!

For real ? As in something like: 'Assertive Compliance Executive' ? Or did you mean in the job description ?

 

job title

Assertive Outreach Worker

[shark]

Tremendous. Do you have a good cop / bad cop routine going with a Submissive Outreach Worker ?

[webbo]

Tremendous. Do you have a good cop / bad cop routine going with a Submissive Outreach Worker ?

in assertive outreach teams its usually nice nurse/naughty nurse.

[Fultonius]

On a similar vein:     I've still got my driving licence!

Was in court yesterday, busted with 8pts and a fine for careless driving - lucky I got a nice judge on a good day.  Time for a 

What did you do?

Fucked up in a big way. Fell asleep coming home from winter climbing and had a head on with a bus. Fortunately no-one other than me was injured, I'm sure the driver could rightfully claim for a new set of undies though...

I think the fact that I can't work offshore for 6 months, or climb for 12 stopped the Judge taking away my licence. Still,with costs at about £4800 it's, by far, the most expensive nap I've ever taken.   

[Fultonius]

On a similar vein:     I've still got my driving licence!

Was in court yesterday, busted with 8pts and a fine for careless driving - lucky I got a nice judge on a good day.  Time for a 

Do NOT drive home afterwards!

Fuck it, when you've got 11, what's another 12 

[/tongue in cheek]

[GCW]

Easily done.  I remember driving up from Glasgow, doing the Long Climb and driving back all in a day.  I had to have a sleep somewhere before Tyndrum as I kept dozing off.  Scary as fuck.

[lagerstarfish]

Tremendous. Do you have a good cop / bad cop routine going with a Submissive Outreach Worker ?

I do both; with different voices.
I also do the role of the victim/perp/client with amusing/offensive impressions if they aren't joining in.

[lagerstarfish]

in assertive outreach teams its usually flirting with both nice nurse and naughty nurse.

 

[webbo]

Tremendous. Do you have a good cop / bad cop routine going with a Submissive Outreach Worker ?

I do both; with different voices.
I also do the role of the victim/perp/client with amusing/offensive impressions if they aren't joining in.

drama therapist as well.is there no end to your talents.

[tomtom]

in assertive outreach teams its usually flirting with both nice nurse and naughty nurse.

 

Good news Lagers 

[Falling Down]

  Stihl all the way holmes.

(What a great problem to have  )

[SA Chris]

Actually bouldered on Friday night. Just down the beach near the house, but second time since Xmas. Conditions were ace. Surprisingly didn't suck too much on the vertical stuff, but was hopeless on anything steep. And did a new prob on a bouldered I have partially excavated last autumn and left the sea to do its work. Plus cleaned up some new stuff too. Amazing what you can see with fresh eyes.