[Monolith]

Rather than stepping outside of the UKB medium, feel free to add your board here. For those who have already mentioned your boards - if you could take a moment to insert those details within this thread. In order to preserve the thread as a useful repository, try to avoid extraneous posts. Perhaps add some pictures or video shorts of your wench.  Hopefully, you'll find your training partner from heaven.

To roll the ball:

Name; The Dispensary
Location; Liverpool (nr City Centre)
Steepness; Between 45 and 50 degrees
Grade Range; Still in infancy - grades tbc.
Size; Approx 14ft x 14ft.
Vibe; Heavy - Organic hip hop, techno.
Pictures/Video; To follow.
Other facilities: Pull up bar, weights bench. Campus board and another wall going up shortly.
Contact: Monolith, BenF, Fatneck, Richie Crouch.

[BenF]

Other facilities: Pull up bar, weights bench. Campus board and another wall going up shortly.

Plus a range of freaky circus and theatre props.

[Monolith]

The Dispensary:



The Men (Pete Chadwick & Andy Farnell - who can also be contacted)

[Andy F]

Glad to see it's a sticky topic 

[(woz)]

Name: Bruce
Location; Chesterfield (Sheff side of)
Steepness; Variety, old school vertical to steep.
Grade Range; up to 7c+
Size; 2 rooms, lots to go at
Vibe; Homo-erotic, cliquey
Other facilities: Regulation campus board (i.e. 22.5cm, 1-4-7 at 7c+), easy campus board, finger board, rings, rowing machine,
Contact: me



due for a re-furb this summer. Getting new 30deg and 50deg boards.

[davej]

name the Power Station
location morecambe
steepness from 10 to 85
size 24ft x 16ft + campus and system boards
more to be added this autumn
grade range to what ever
vibe banging psytrance dave
       hard house ? mike
other facilities weights/ rowing machine finger board tv coffee machine deck chairs/ mags plus first aid box
 

[a dense loner]

woz i know you're always keen to add to your scorecard but please tell me 1-4-7 at 7c+ woz a joke?

[Nigel]

I used to think it was too when I couldn't do it. Now I can, I still think its hard 7c. Come on Lee, its not like he's claiming 8c is it 

[(woz)]

1-2-3 = 5+
1-3-5 = 7a
1-4-7 = 7c+
1-5-8 = 8a
1-5-9 = 8a+

must. grade. everything.

maybe you could pop round and we could get a concensus. Apologies to everyone else for the
 

[Nigel]

I actually pretty much agree with your grades there Woz. Lee won't but he can only do the first one on the list so its immaterial 

More worryingly than this nonsense, is that higher up this thread there's a man training on a board wearing socks and a watch. What. The. Fuck.

[Jim]

• Name: The Gorton Garage
• Location: Denton (not gorton suprisingly) Manchester
• Steepness: 'bout 45 with roof finish
  complete refurb due in next few weeks, hopefully campus board to follow later this year
• Vibe: tops off/wife beaters, flexing, body oil, plenty of overbite and sexual humiliation
• Other Facilities: Bachar ladder
• Contact: Me or maybe Dense

old picture of woody, up to date one will follow. Plenty more holds on now

[Jim]

also socks and watches are strictly forbidden

signed
the managment

[Monolith]

Pete Chadwick is the man wearing socks and a watch. It's his look and you better not confront him about it or else he'll crimp you to pieces. Funny actually, he was actually repremanding us all last night for not wearing socks 
Add the watch into the equation and you have a perfectly good 80s male pr0nstar.

[a dense loner]

1-2-3 = 5+
1-3-5 = 7a
1-4-7 = 7c+
1-5-8 = 8a
1-5-9 = 8a+

must. grade. everything.

maybe you could pop round and we could get a concensus. Apologies to everyone else for the
 

i see what you're doing there, nice. my opinion is noted by nige. 1-4-7 is neither 7c+ or 7c what utter nonsense. grading campus moves, idiots. i won't be popping round woz, but you probably suspected that already.
 
Come on Lee, its not like he's claiming 8c is it 
what so that makes it ok to grade campus moves? i know gradings completely arbitrary but come on. i walked up a slight incline before, 2c i thought. then i carried a rather large bag up, my problem is whether to claim a bigger grade or just say i walked up the hill with a bag...
why can't people just say i did 1-4-7 instead of adjusting for a scorecard? beggars belief
remember nige i was there when you first did 1-5-8a. if you'd have dropped down and claimed 8a for it i would have beaten you with the barbell

[a dense loner]

so i was just relaxing in the bath, maybe too distressing for some people, then it hit me "archimedes" i cried. then forced him off and told him to go downstairs. anyway i digress, the next thought was that you're obviously talking about using 3 or 4 fingers. what if you were to use 2 fingers? this is much, much harder than 3 or 4. then even mono's, i cannot right much enough times to emphasize the difference between mono's and 2 fingers. 2 fingers must be worth at least 2 grades more, with mono's, i won't even pretend to know about campussing on mono's, only that it brings a tear to my eye thinking about it.
oh yes i forgot, nice one daniel you monster. jade's a good name too

[a dense loner]

in all the excrement i thought i was on the green project thread, bear with me

[Somebody's Fool]

i won't even pretend to know about campussing on mono's, only that it brings a tear to my jap's eye thinking about it.

You missed a bit.  However, one typo in a post of such towering authority is entirely forgivable.  Nice one. 

[BenF]

Pete Chadwick is the man wearing socks and a watch. It's his look and you better not confront him about it or else he'll crimp you to pieces. Funny actually, he was actually repremanding us all last night for not wearing socks 
Add the watch into the equation and you have a perfectly good 80s male pr0nstar.

Yeah we all got a total dressing down for the lack of socks when the Chadmeister came down the other day.  As we said...  give it ten or twenty years!

[Andy F]

I'd noticed Pete's socks but was too afraid to mention them  , anyway it didn't see to stop Jean-MTT, or big Ron for that matter.

[Monolith]

anyway it didn't seem to stop Jean-MTT, or big Ron for that matter.

Andy, that sounds scarily like you may attempt to legitimise a future attempt at donning the socks and watch. If you do, don't forget it needs to be an Argos 4.99 black plastic Casio job and Birkenhead market's own Hike brand of pop socks.

[Dirty Lion]

Any Boards in North Lakes/Carlisle? or anyone want to build one? PM me

[andy popp]

Said I'd put mine on didn't I

name: never got round to naming it.
location: Widnes
angle: 45 to roof finish
grades: up to at least MVS
size: not bad
vibe: old men in an allotment potting shed
other facilities: mountains of family clutter/old junk (+ some old Mountain mags, some with hilarious covers of old friends in lycra)
contact: me

Thereis a photo somewhere on the Reader's woodies thread

[Monolith]

Name: The Aigburth Abbatoir
location: Aigburth, Liverpool
angle: From vertical to 30 (soon)
grades: 4a-4c
size: cosy
vibe: I sleep in this room.
other facilities: Regulation campus board up to 7 rungs, pullup board, 2 fingerboards, weights bench, soon to be constructed 30 degree. Cardio facilities are on offer if you play your cards right.
contact: me
pictures: to follow

[Dave Westlake]

any boards in the Nottingham / Derby / Loughborough / Leicester area ???  Or is anyone keen to build one?     im moving up that way in september

[Hutch]

There's a really good board at the nottingham wall, well worth a visit.