[saltbeef]

right then all you beasts. dobbinator et moi are going for a romantic week long break to the land of the original 8c. post some pics, or hit us with some essential ticks. plus can anyone recommend the best place for steaks nearby.
thanks in advance

[Jim]

when you going?
where's my invite?

[Nibile]

dunno about steaks, but i can recommend you an hotel in biasca ("city of zombies", how a switz friend of mine told me), with a nice brothel/illegal gambling house in the back, packed with east-european workers busy with betting and...you guess it.
it the one just in front of the train station.

as for the ticks...everything in stonelove video.

and...haem...when you goin'? im close to my peak period...

[RASTATA]

I'm also going for the weekend, so Nibile could you share some more information about this hotel in Biasca (tired of searching accommodation every time when I go there)
Thank you very much

[Doylo]

Hope the weathers good for you beef, heres a few for you

7a
vol au vent
harry spotter

7a+
Tocammi Tutta

7b
le boulette

7b+
la pioche
hilary step - crimpy as f**k

7c
hannibal lector
arcadia
le boule stand start
il partner

7c+
la nave va
grotte de soupirs

[Nibile]

rastata, its in biasca.
like five kms from cresciano in the opposite direction of bellinzona.

BUT:
in biasca theres also the hockey stadium (obviously). well, if you phone and theres room, you can sleep there, in the big rooms where visitors hockey team sleep during weekend matches or clinics. it was 10 euros a night. i have the number...nanananaaaa...
PLEASE:
save this info for climbers only.

[RASTATA]

That sounds f***in excellent!!! Could you share number with us?
Thank you

[Nibile]

 
hehe ive been so megalomaniac!!! sorry i could have already posted it but wanted you to ask!!!
sorry again.

here you go, hope still works
+41 918624950

lemme know!

[RASTATA]

Thanks again!
Ill try and let you know what I managed to do

[saltbeef]

when you going?
where's my invite?

i told you a bout a week ago, going with ben for last week jan/first of feb. you said you were busy milking your cats anus or something?!

[saltbeef]

thanks for the knowledge, i'll be sure to go try la boule and le prou then! morton's sorted the accomodation though thanks nibs, i've done nothing towards this trip except manage to get more than 5 days off in a bloody row. rota organisers.... what the hell do they get paid for if they can't sort out the rota, and i have to organise my own cover... anyway, cheers doyle, if it rains i'm gonna fucking cry, or bum dobbin. took last week off had the option of that or this week and look at the weather from last week compared to this. at least the rain did the garden some good.

[Jim]

when you going?
where's my invite?

i told you a bout a week ago, going with ben for last week jan/first of feb. you said you were busy milking your cats anus or something?!

I don't remember. Anyway, I think that week is my 7 off so you might have an unwelcome visitor to disrupt your little swiss love nest
 

[Doylo]

if it rains i'm gonna fucking cry, or bum dobbin.

Don't bum dobbin, he doesn't wash!

[Bonjoy]

cheers doyle, if it rains i'm gonna fucking cry, or bum dobbin.

You have given me horrible visions of you bent over dobbin, both balling crying your eyes out in a rainstorm

[saltbeef]

he'd be wearing a cardboard mask of you though jon...

[Bonjoy]

Very dark

[saltbeef]

and i'd be wearing a mask of dense...

[Jim]

art imitating life?

[saltbeef]

you shuld have seen nige tonight, he was wearing your mask... of course the cauli flour was in evidence....
as for tomorrow i'v got to sort out team endocarditis, so no crankage then. saturday, i'd rather hit the peak...

[dobbin]

I will be doing a rain dance from now until then. The mask is prepared and ready...

[Nibile]

so, whats the news from cresciano? is someone already there or next week?
weather is supposed to be killer!!!

more: is it still possible to sleep at the hockey field? rastata, did you check?

[unclesomebody]

I spoke to dobbin today, so this is straight from the horses mouth;

"I am sunbathing at cresciano!
  Its warm
James has his top off
  Its cock out weather here"

I don't know exactly why he mentioned having his cock out after mentioning that james was undressed but I'm sure there are viable reasons...

Hopefully it will cool down before next week.

[Nibile]

tell them to give a call if they need weather/bouldering info for down here, like a couple hours south of cresciano.

[Nibile]

but no cocks out if they come south.

[Jim]

why haven't they gone to magic wood or chironico then instead of sunbathing?
it better cool down next week or my cock will be out!