[unclesomebody]

We're not going for a sausage fest Jim. Anyway, there is a spare place on this magical trip so if any of you punters fancy joining in the fun with some big number and some medium numbers, get in touch with me. We are leaving this sunday and return the following sunday. I can only promise good times, hard problems, Jim's sausage, and mescaline.

[Jim]

never mind the sausage. wait till you taste the hams

[Nibile]

  should i risk the sausage to try the mescaline?

[BenF]

should i risk the sausage to try the mescaline?

If you try the mescaline first, the sausage may well be least of your worries.  Then again, maybe not...

[Jim]

I'll bring a babies arm holding an apple incase the sausage disapoints

[Nibile]

i dont understand what it means, but just the sound of the words scares the shit out of me...

[Jim]

your better off not knowing

[unclesomebody]

Is it so fucking difficult to write you're when you mean you are!?!?!

Anyway, dobbin informs me it is still hot at hell but is due to cool down in time for our arrival.

[Jim]

you'll be on the recieving end of an apple holding babies arm at this rate if you don't calm your waters Uncle.
Fucking hell I am psyched out of my tiny little mind. (for climbing not babies arm action)
roll on sunday 

[saltbeef]

just got back. saw 2 clouds all week. they were emanating from dobbin's buttpipe after eating some particularly cheap cereal bars. he should have done le pilier, but instead put holes in his fingers. ya was tres warm i did indeed have my shirt off, trying to scare the italians. DON"T go to magic unless you fancy snowball fights and climbing verglas. we did. chironico was good. i'd recommend taking a heap of finger skin.
we didn't need the masks.
i'd recommend pleasure tv, and series16 of the simpson's. oh and if you ever get the option of watching memento, don't.
oh and eichof is a very nice beer.

[Nibile]

hmmm, it seems you guys got the last bits of good weather in cresciano, the forecast is for rain to come every couple of days.
sniff.

[unclesomebody]

Having just returned from a week there here are some pics to get you psyched. Pics are only of cresciano since that is what this thread pertains to (other pics to follow in the bouldering pics thread).








Apologies for the bad photos, but I couldn't be expected to take good photos and climb at the same time...

[Nibile]

may i ask you where were you staying?
was the parking busy with vans? is it still possible to sleep there?

[unclesomebody]

I think sleeping up there is no problem. Perhaps busy on the weekend but definitely room during the week. I had the priviledge of arriving there one morning to find an old swiss man doing his morning yoga in the sunshine right in the middle of the car park!

We stayed in an apartment in lumino, about 7 miles from cresciano.

[Jim]

Scenes witnessed at cresiano:
huge donkey lines on a 20 degree slab (almost a step to be honest), a big group all using pof and some fucking idiot beating a drum all morning
Fucking euro's. (no offense Nibs)

[Nibile]

i thank you alot jim, but your attempt to make your trip seem not good, and me not feeling envious are wasted.

[Doylo]

Apologies for the bad photos, but I couldn't be expected to take good photos and climb at the same time...

Thats my excuse when it comes to videoing.........

[fatdoc]

no excuses doylo...

you are a god of the video roadtrip and no mistake.