[BenF]

Even humming a Michael Bolton tune would get you tied to the back of the pick up and dragged across Wiltshire.

I think Wiltshire, with all its soft, muddy fields would be too good.  I suggest being dragged across a more tarmac covered county.  Inner London perhaps.

[Johnny Brown]

Just in case anybody is thinking of buying me a Christmas present, I'm pretty keen on getting hold of the rest of the And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead catalogue.

Never mind that, how's about The Ducks' latest?

[webbo]

one of my colleagues once assessed a bloke who styled himself on micheal bolton.strangely he wasn't mentally ill.

[foxgt]

if he had cut his mullet i bet he would of gone ballistic 

[(woz)]

Anyone who bought me a cd of this fella:

would't survive long enough to see my half arsed attempt at a thankyou.
oh, and any band that looked like this ...you know the type...can fcuk right off. In fact while I'm at it, all these people at leeds uni who are walking around getting chafed ankles from those stupid jeans had better just stay out of my way. or else.

[Houdini]

  But did you know, that the Grandfather of a certain Llanberis rockstar was murdered by his fellow villagers (for being a conscientious objector during the war) by the method reserved for Michael Bolton fans?  Pretty grim.

[BenF]

But did you know?

No, funnily enough I didn't.  That would have been back in the rose tinted, peaceful, pre-hoodie, one big family pulling together against the Hun, olden days then? 

[Houdini]

Rose-tinted and pre-hoodie, but certainly not peaceful.

Still, that's quite some way to go.

[Obi-Wan is lost...]

oh, and any band that looked like this ...you know the type...can fcuk right off.

Isn't that Bunting?

[Jim]

shit the bed. your spot on the money there Obi....
but where's JL?

[SA Chris]

Good old Aunt Betty would get a beating if I got any band preceded with the word "the".

  All things considered, you should seriously be smited for this idiot statement. Some of the best bands of all time  have been "the"'s.

[andy_e]

Hmmm, good point, ok, I'll amend my statement,

"Any band preceded with the word "the" who are from this century"

[SA Chris]

I'm adding this little twunt to my list (I'm embarassed to share the name)

[Houdini]

Ray (whining turd) Lamontagne - Till the Sun Turns Black.

(I rest my case, M'Lud...)