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#1200 Re: only joking
November 23, 2016, 08:00:42 pm
The ultimate no-hands rest?

Stand on a cloud!




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#1201 Re: only joking
November 28, 2016, 08:24:14 am



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#1202 Re: only joking
December 05, 2016, 10:13:59 pm


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All posts either sarcastic, tongue-in-cheek or mildly mocking-in-a-friendly-way unless otherwise stated. I always forget to put those smiley things...

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#1203 Re: only joking
December 16, 2016, 05:58:15 pm
We only have the one child said Gerald. Jackie didn't like it. She screamed all the way through.  And that was just the conception.

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#1204 Re: only joking
April 11, 2017, 02:53:06 pm
At the doctor's.
Doctor: "You should stop masturbating."
Patient: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I'm visiting you."

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#1205 Re: only joking
April 11, 2017, 03:23:46 pm
 :lol:

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#1206 Re: only joking
July 25, 2017, 02:29:31 am
Lady goes into the haberdashers (this is a 1920`s joke) and asks brightly
"Am I in the right place to get felt?"

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#1207 Re: only joking
July 25, 2017, 01:58:07 pm
A women walks into a bar and says "I'd like a double entendre please"

So the barman gave her one.

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#1208 Re: only joking
July 25, 2017, 07:52:01 pm
I had an X-ray earlier today - and they found six plastic horses in my rectum. The doctor described my situation as stable.

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#1209 Re: only joking
July 25, 2017, 08:58:46 pm
Did they warn you not to engage in any further horse play?

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#1210 Re: only joking
November 27, 2017, 09:58:54 pm
Saw a bloke at the beach the other day snogging a shell, so I asked him "what you doing?!"
 
He said "I've pulled a mussel!"

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#1211 Re: only joking
November 27, 2017, 10:11:08 pm
Where do you take pies to be weighed?





Somewhere over the rainbow......




 
Weigh a pie.....

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#1212 Re: only joking
November 27, 2017, 10:41:50 pm
That'll be Wigan then.

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#1213 Re: only joking
February 17, 2018, 09:54:45 am
Why was the Moon board sad?

It had so many problems.......  :sorry: :tumble: :tease:

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#1214 Re: only joking
March 10, 2018, 01:29:28 am
I was in Waterstones today.

The lady in the shop said, "Can I help sir"

Yes I replied, "I'm looking for a book about a bloke with a small penis"

"I'll see if it's in", she replied.

"That's the one" I said


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#1215 Re: only joking
July 14, 2018, 08:44:19 am