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#1200 Re: only joking
July 25, 2017, 07:52:01 pm
I had an X-ray earlier today - and they found six plastic horses in my rectum. The doctor described my situation as stable.

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#1201 Re: only joking
July 25, 2017, 08:58:46 pm
Did they warn you not to engage in any further horse play?

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#1202 Re: only joking
November 27, 2017, 09:58:54 pm
Saw a bloke at the beach the other day snogging a shell, so I asked him "what you doing?!"
 
He said "I've pulled a mussel!"

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#1203 Re: only joking
November 27, 2017, 10:11:08 pm
Where do you take pies to be weighed?





Somewhere over the rainbow......




 
Weigh a pie.....

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#1204 Re: only joking
November 27, 2017, 10:41:50 pm
That'll be Wigan then.

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#1205 Re: only joking
February 17, 2018, 09:54:45 am
Why was the Moon board sad?

It had so many problems.......  :sorry: :tumble: :tease:

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#1206 Re: only joking
March 10, 2018, 01:29:28 am
I was in Waterstones today.

The lady in the shop said, "Can I help sir"

Yes I replied, "I'm looking for a book about a bloke with a small penis"

"I'll see if it's in", she replied.

"That's the one" I said


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#1207 Re: only joking
July 14, 2018, 08:44:19 am