A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.He thinks he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain he's had a better education than any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cop's expense.Glasgow cop says, ' Licence and registration, please.'London lawyer says, 'What for?'Glasgow cop says, 'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'London lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'Glasgow cop says, 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.'London lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'Glasgow cop says, 'The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop; that's the law, Licence and registration, please!'London lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'Glasgow cop says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'The London lawyer exits his vehicle.The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living daylights out of the lawyer and says 'Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?'
And now I've got no home.
Did you know that the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stands for 'Benoit B. Mandelbrot'?
It's a recipe for deterministic non-linear behaviour, I tell ya!