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#6825 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
March 04, 2022, 11:21:35 am
Man, great memories. I didn't climb at all and wore gloves every day for 5 months before my last Bishop trip. My skin got eaten.

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#6826 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
March 13, 2022, 06:27:39 am
somewhat childish i'll admit but couldn't resist the name of this recent addition in HK:


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#6827 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
March 13, 2022, 07:13:04 am
Tsk, this strikes me as a missed opportunity. It’s aping the creative vacuum of manufactured thinking. With reference to penis size maybe something like ‘micro Putin syndrome’ would give more food for thought? Saying that I’d like to see a problem named ‘Blair’s gaping anus’

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#6828 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
March 13, 2022, 09:05:31 am
Tsk, this strikes me as a missed opportunity. It’s aping the creative vacuum of manufactured thinking. With reference to penis size maybe something like ‘micro Putin syndrome’ would give more food for thought? Saying that I’d like to see a problem named ‘Blair’s gaping anus’
Dan, the only gaping vacuum in this thread, is between your ears.
Life getting on top of you again?

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#6829 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
March 13, 2022, 09:27:14 am
Tsk, this strikes me as a missed opportunity. It’s aping the creative vacuum of manufactured thinking. With reference to penis size maybe something like ‘micro Putin syndrome’ would give more food for thought? Saying that I’d like to see a problem named ‘Blair’s gaping anus’
Dan, the only gaping vacuum in this thread, is between your ears.
Life getting on top of you again?
Give it a rest Matt.

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#6830 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
March 13, 2022, 09:30:01 am
Tsk, this strikes me as a missed opportunity. It’s aping the creative vacuum of manufactured thinking. With reference to penis size maybe something like ‘micro Putin syndrome’ would give more food for thought? Saying that I’d like to see a problem named ‘Blair’s gaping anus’
Dan, the only gaping vacuum in this thread, is between your ears.
Life getting on top of you again?
Give it a rest Matt.
Absolutely not. He ruins this place.
Don you seriously support his comment? But then object to mine?
Hypocrite.

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#6831 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
March 13, 2022, 09:31:38 am
Tsk, this strikes me as a missed opportunity. It’s aping the creative vacuum of manufactured thinking. With reference to penis size maybe something like ‘micro Putin syndrome’ would give more food for thought? Saying that I’d like to see a problem named ‘Blair’s gaping anus’
Dan, the only gaping vacuum in this thread, is between your ears.
Life getting on top of you again?
Give it a rest Matt.
Absolutely not. He ruins this place.
Keep insulting and being disingenuous then. Your choice.

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#6832 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
March 13, 2022, 10:30:46 am
somewhat childish i'll admit but couldn't resist the name of this recent addition in HK:



I hope the name is not suggesting there's anything wrong with having a tiny penis. Body shaming is not cool. Sweet looking climb, and venue, though :)

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#6833 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
March 13, 2022, 11:31:33 am
somewhat childish i'll admit but couldn't resist the name of this recent addition in HK:



I hope the name is not suggesting there's anything wrong with having a tiny penis. Body shaming is not cool. Sweet looking climb, and venue, though :)

Apart from struggling to satisfy a women (or Man).

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#6834 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
March 14, 2022, 06:30:00 am
I hope the name is not suggesting there's anything wrong with having a tiny penis. Body shaming is not cool. Sweet looking climb, and venue, though :)

on the contrary - this is a three star gem so it just goes to show how much pleasure a tiny penis can provide  ;)

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#6835 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
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#6836 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
March 19, 2022, 06:25:49 pm
Over to Barros

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#6837 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
March 20, 2022, 07:33:15 am
I tired that one, couldn't get close... I blamed my long shin, though I think ability also had a lot to do with it

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#6838 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
March 24, 2022, 09:33:44 am
Sticking this in non-quality because although they're all FAs, the info will be in the forthcoming guide...



If you're a 6B climber who doesn't need slo-mo drone footage of someone chalking up their shoes, it might pass a few minutes of time.

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#6839 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
March 24, 2022, 11:09:20 am
Nice Fiend!

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#6840 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
April 06, 2022, 04:19:21 pm
A few enjoyable boulders from Font.




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#6841 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
April 26, 2022, 03:25:44 pm

tedious low-mid-grade polished honeypot bollox but I had fun so  :icon_321:
« Last Edit: April 26, 2022, 03:45:43 pm by Fiend »

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#6842 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
April 26, 2022, 03:45:20 pm
tedious low-mid-grade polished honeypot bollox but I had fun so  :icon_321:

Great stuff, I like the way you added the wind sound effect too.

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#6843 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
April 26, 2022, 10:03:58 pm
Some lovely climbing at Pots and Pans Quarries in the Chew Valley, Saddleworth. 'Quarry' is misleading for these lines, which were either on natural rock or didn't climb like typical quarried grit. Well worth a visit if you are Manchester based, a lovely setting.

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#6844 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
April 29, 2022, 09:13:44 am
Benjy nipping in and getting the second ascent of one of my problems up in Barry Valley :)

https://vimeo.com/manage/videos/704270715

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#6845 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
April 29, 2022, 09:32:18 am
Showing your age with route name (and I'm showing mine recognising it!).

Looks stellar.

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#6846 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
April 29, 2022, 09:43:00 am
Showing your age with route name (and I'm showing mine recognising it!).

Looks stellar.
:lol: yeah, another fading cultural reference ::)

Possibly the best line i have done in the Highlands :worms:

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#6847 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 04, 2022, 09:07:27 am

Tedious low-mid-grade polished honeypot bollox but I had fun so  :icon_321:


Slightly less tedious low-mid-grade rarely visited hidden gems....Cwm Dulyn. Fresh and new in the North Wales Bouldering 2021 guide, notorious for a very photogenic Pete Robins multi-pitch 7B+! problem, and thus slightly slim pickings without a spotter, but nevertheless a couple of great problems and a wonderful setting made it well worth a visit. For you 7A+/B wads, go with a spotter and there will be loads of good choice.

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#6848 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 04, 2022, 10:14:15 am
Good vids Fiend and it looks like you're going pretty well cruising those 7A's. I can't imagine the 7A+/7B problems you speak of are beyond you with a bit of persistence!

I too visited North Wales last week and the 6B up the Mallory boulder was glorious!  #nongoalbasedclimbing

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#6849 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 04, 2022, 10:29:41 am
Good vids Fiend and it looks like you're going pretty well cruising those 7A's. I can't imagine the 7A+/7B problems you speak of are beyond you with a bit of persistence!

I too visited North Wales last week and the 6B up the Mallory boulder was glorious!  #nongoalbasedclimbing
Thanks Liam. Yetix was also waffling on to me about "blah blah you could do 7B blah Fiend" (as if I haven't been trying really hard and solidly plateauing at 7A - and the occasional very lucky once-a-year 7A+ - for 2 decades now....). He hushed up a bit when I told him "why do I need to fail on 7Bs when I can just as easily fail on 7As I can't touch - like Northern Soul that I spent 15+ goes unable to do even the first move, right in the middle of the day when I was the best warmed up / not-fatigued, or Emyr's Arete in similar conditions which had two moves I couldn't get near even in isolation, but could imagine possibly doing with a multi-month siege and specific training"  :lol:

Pretty sure the stuff I managed quickly in the video was ultra-soft / cheating conditions, but still great fun climbing on an amazing hillside.

Did you post here about going up to Mallory or was that Bradders?? (I get confused with tall strong people from Leeds area, apart from Will who stands out in his own very particular way), either way it sounded like a great trip.

 

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