[Duma]

Non quality, but Gecko assis barefoot:

[peewee]

 

Made that look piss....

Non quality, but Gecko assis barefoot:

[petejh]

This is genius. The real essence of Font. Not those endless 'Thehouse' vids of folks effortlessly crushing, making me feel inadequate  .

Best climbing vid ever? So the recipe for the perfect climbing film isn't slo-mo, drone footage and earnest voice-overs about freedom of the soul and self-expression while getting a over-caffeinated sugary drink company logo in shot; turns out all that's required is a slightly chubby bloke trying hard and failing on a grade 7 6 while losing it, curling into a foetus and shouting fucking die 

[fried]

Soon, curling into a foetus will be the new driving to the crag. You read it here first.

[user deactivated]

Great stuff

[Saalty]

So, I had to create a UKB account to say thanks for the love guys (apart from the chubby comment  , I'm just always full of beer )

It's nice to know I've made you all feel better by being terrible at climbing during an angry day.

Also, I doubt there will be a follow-up video. I'd pay good money to never have to go back to that bloody problem. Though, if I did do it.....

[Duma]

Made that look piss....

Non quality, but Gecko assis barefoot:

as if that wasn't enough:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ljIyEOBxrA&feature=youtu.be

[andy_e]

What the fuck?

[Duma]

yeah. 

[tomtom]

What the fuck?

sissa okceg innit

[andy_e]

How hard is it? +B8?

[dave]

Made that look piss....

Non quality, but Gecko assis barefoot:

as if that wasn't enough:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ljIyEOBxrA&feature=youtu.be

Two thoughts here:

1. What the fuck! Hardest downclimb in the world?
2. He's walking/cycling in to the crag with shoes on? Fucking charlatan, back around.

[tomtom]

How hard is it? +B8?

dave thinks its +b8..

[36chambers]

Two thoughts here:

1. What the fuck! Hardest downclimb in the world?
2. He's walking/cycling in to the crag with shoes on? Fucking charlatan, back around.

Surely it's getting off the Marie Rose bloc?

[fatneck]

 

[tomtom]

Clearly wearing rock boots makes climbing harder.

[dave]

Clearly wearing rock boots makes climbing harder.

That's Scarpas for ya.

[Danny]

Clearly wearing rock boots makes climbing harder.

I'd like to see him on Meltdown barefoot. Posey bastard.

In all seriousness though, that was an astonishing bit of climbing to behold. My hat.

[Moo]

If only he'd done it sans ribbon, but still 

[mrjonathanr]

Meanwhile, closer to home...

[haydn jones]

I got really exited and thought someone had found and developed a new limestone crag in the peak, but nope, just biblin's haha

[User deactivated]

Pretty much what it says on the tin.

[ghisino]

(sorry for the very low quality!)
Is Fontainebleau becoming a crack climbing Mecca?



well, not really.
but this problem is 4-5 stars in its niche: 7 meters long, glory handjams all the way, the ground is close so you can't swing but not close enough to make it feel ackward (unless you use a thick pad or have very long arms).

warning: prone to seepage, dries slowly, long walk in...but has a few very good non seeping non crack problems, 7a to 8a, 20 meters away.

[r-man]

Quarrystyle.

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[Luke Owens]

Quality psyche from Mike's son at the beginning! "Get those 'eels on!"