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#4400 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 09:22:20 am
for once, passing ramblers could be forgiven for asking whether I was training for Everest

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#4401 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 09:32:31 am
Will you be posting a vid of yourself walking up the stairs at home next?

if I can do it without a rest, do I get to kick you in the nuts?


No - I believe you can climb the stairs.

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#4402 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 09:38:48 am
ah, I thought it was offered as an incentive to improve performance

I'm touched that you have such faith in my abilities

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#4403 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 09:40:02 am
I feel sorry for Monkey Boy that his video will be largely overlooked during the media frenzy that will burst into flame around my masterpiece

Well, its very charitable of you to give his film a chance by leaving your shirt on...

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#4404 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 11:02:55 am
for once, passing ramblers could be forgiven for asking whether I was training for Everest

Bet Kenton Cool is shitting himself.

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#4405 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 12:09:43 pm

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#4406 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 12:30:40 pm
Is Stirrup Stones that piece of shit Greg took us to years ago?

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#4407 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 12:33:08 pm
First time I've been up there, I doubt I went with you ;) It's at Wasdale Head further up from Eskdale.

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#4408 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 12:35:19 pm
Nice one Pete
Yes Lee, I'd forgotten you were on that trip! In fact I can't recall who was there, I can just remember bracken!!!!!!
Did we spend all day there?

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#4409 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 12:38:20 pm
Cheers Jordan.

The bracken was just starting to grow, I can imagine getting up there through bracken would be a right ballache.

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#4410 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 12:41:32 pm
for once, passing ramblers could be forgiven for asking whether I was training for Everest

Bet Kenton Cool is shitting himself.

Not as much as Johnny D now its apparent he's stolen Lagers handless bouldering ideas even though he filmed then first...

Lagers, maybe you could start the LAAF (Lagers Annual Armless Festival)

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#4411 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 01:04:21 pm
Yep Jordan, us, him, cjd, hockstack, Dave, Cofe, scouse, Bonjoy, maybe even Keith n keen youth? Maybe got couple of peeps mixed up. We were all seething at Greg for ruining our day. A good hour forced march followed by everyone moaning and leaving after an hr or so. It's the only time I've seen you abuse anything and I've never trusted Greg since. Clbimg was crap but looking back it was a good day  ;)

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#4412 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 01:10:21 pm
I have fond memories, can now seem to recall being one of the only ones to put my boots on, maybe even got a first ascent of a little roof, or was it a wall in a sheep pen?
Is that the same weekend as St bees?

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#4413 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 01:18:23 pm
Yep Jordan, us, him, cjd, hockstack, Dave, Cofe, scouse, Bonjoy, maybe even Keith n keen youth? Maybe got couple of peeps mixed up. We were all seething at Greg for ruining our day. A good hour forced march followed by everyone moaning and leaving after an hr or so. It's the only time I've seen you abuse anything and I've never trusted Greg since. Clbimg was crap but looking back it was a good day  ;)

Think Panton and Katz were also there. Nige was there too - I remember him walking round to a problem and falling about 10ft even though he was already stood on the ground, that's how shit a venue it was. If the welsh boys have walked an hour up a mountain to a venue and they don't pull on you know its bad. I seem to remember Jordan with his irrepressable physche levels was the only one to pull on. The rest of us fucked off tout suite and drove an hour and a half round to the Bowderstone. Good times etc.

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#4414 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 01:25:33 pm
To be fair, the more recently developed problems look much better than the lowball scrappiness that was bigged up in the early topo. I've had the same disappointing experience and would never have returned but for a non-climbing friends camping trip which landed me in Wasdale. There really are some decent problems. Full credit to Greg for spotting the potential and persevering with development.

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#4415 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 02:09:06 pm
Yeh they were Dave, fuck, we need to suppress the memories. Johnny Brown as well? Shit, getting older!

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#4416 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 02:21:16 pm
Nah don't think Cadfael was there. Would have remembered him moaning about the bowderstone I'm sure.

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#4417 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 06:42:06 pm
Not as much as Johnny D now its apparent he's stolen Lagers handless bouldering ideas even though he filmed then first...

the commentary on my film is clearly better

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#4418 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 08:00:48 pm
How come none of you cunts remember me being there?

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#4419 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 08:23:33 pm
Which one are you again?

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#4420 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 08:27:31 pm
Which one are you again?

I was the one pushing Dense's bollocks around in a wheelbarrow.

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#4421 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 08:36:53 pm
for once, passing ramblers could be forgiven for asking whether I was training for Everest

 :lol:

You've cleaned up! What happened to leaving something for the next generation?

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#4422 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 09:43:06 pm
How come none of you cunts remember me being there?
you're not the only one!
Johnny footwork, uncle or keen youth were not there. Where's Kim's vid?

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#4423 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 09:44:04 pm
Bubba was there as well! (well at st bees anyway)

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#4424 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
May 15, 2015, 09:54:30 pm
I had to sleep in the car as Panton was snoring like a walrus.

 

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