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#2450 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 31, 2012, 04:29:36 pm
Maybe show the proper ascent with name and grade first, then all the failed attempts afterwards?

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#2451 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 31, 2012, 05:09:18 pm
Maybe show the proper ascent with name and grade first, then all the failed attempts afterwards?

This will be phase 1.

Phase 2 will be when there is a random mix of successful and failed attempts - with a different random order for  each problem.. to keep the viewer guessing.

Phase 3 will be a random mix of failed and successful attempts from different problems. To keep the viewer guessing even more. This could be worked even further by having a differerent soundtrack for each problem and to jump the audio when cutting from problem to problem.. and then sometimes not...!! Kind of video boot-strapping.

Phase 4 will follow the lines of phase 3, but include random driving to the crag, crag dog, eating, drinking coffee, surfing on bouldering mats, eating McDonalds shots etc...

Phase 5 will feature an episode of The Good Life.

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#2452 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 31, 2012, 05:14:42 pm
Oooh, Felicity Kendal   :dance1:

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#2453 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 31, 2012, 06:23:23 pm
Oooh, Felicity Kendal   :dance1:

Always a crowd pleaser ;)

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#2454 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 31, 2012, 09:39:08 pm
Felicity, Felicity
You fill me with electricity....

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#2455 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
August 31, 2012, 10:53:19 pm
Maybe show the proper ascent with name and grade first, then all the failed attempts afterwards?

This will be phase 1.

Phase 2 will be when there is a random mix of successful and failed attempts - with a different random order for  each problem.. to keep the viewer guessing.

Phase 3 will be a random mix of failed and successful attempts from different problems. To keep the viewer guessing even more. This could be worked even further by having a differerent soundtrack for each problem and to jump the audio when cutting from problem to problem.. and then sometimes not...!! Kind of video boot-strapping.

Phase 4 will follow the lines of phase 3, but include random driving to the crag, crag dog, eating, drinking coffee, surfing on bouldering mats, eating McDonalds shots etc...

Phase 5 will feature an episode of The Good Life.

I'm gonna jump straight to Phase 4 thereby passing all the other aspiring filmers out there.  I'll let you know when I get it done.  Maybe by next Monday/Tuesday.......  I may even through is some reverse shots so we can see some sweet downdyno's...

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#2456 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
September 01, 2012, 09:08:06 am
Ooh.. Reverse dyno's.. Like it! Remember kids, you heard the innovation first here!

(I'm patenting the P-Rob bum cam)

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#2457 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
September 01, 2012, 09:38:09 am
Hmmm, I wasn't being prescriptive by the way, i was just expressing a personal preference.  Sometimes i come over as a bit of an arse on here. Sorry.

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#2458 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
September 01, 2012, 10:28:44 am
Hmmm, I wasn't being prescriptive by the way, i was just expressing a personal preference.  Sometimes i come over as a bit of an arse on here. Sorry.

Naaa, you're right. there is a 'formula' climbing vids seem to have slipped into...

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#2459 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
September 01, 2012, 12:48:06 pm
Yep, it's called shit

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#2460 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
September 01, 2012, 01:52:55 pm
Hmmm, I wasn't being prescriptive by the way, i was just expressing a personal preference.  Sometimes i come over as a bit of an arse on here. Sorry.

Zero punter points say otherwise

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#2461 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
September 01, 2012, 06:52:26 pm
Punt away boys!!









 

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#2462 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
September 01, 2012, 07:04:14 pm
Zero punter points don't mean bens not an arse, have u seen the man after hes drank a large cafetiere to himself? I haven't been bothered puntering him cos it takes up to much of my valuable time. Having the most wad points doesn't make someone the greatest either

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#2463 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
September 02, 2012, 09:49:36 pm
(I'm patenting the P-Rob bum cam)
Wouldn't bother. Tried using him on Goliath, cheeks just kept sliding off the sides.

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#2464 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
September 04, 2012, 03:06:10 pm
(I'm patenting the P-Rob bum cam)
Wouldn't bother. Tried using him on Goliath, cheeks just kept sliding off the sides.

What were you thinking Bonjoy? You obviously need a way bigger size of bum cam than the P-Rob for Goliath.

Having the most wad points doesn't make someone the greatest either

You were doing so well too. Unfortunately this nonsense negates all of your earlier sensible posts.

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#2465 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
September 04, 2012, 04:07:19 pm
Number of wad points seems to strongly correlate with size of shirt in one's The Power of Climbing profile. I don't see Dense's big shirt, or indeed profile, in The Power of Climbing. Perhaps because its not The Power of Deadhanging.

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#2466 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
September 04, 2012, 05:03:49 pm
Hmmm, I wasn't being prescriptive by the way, i was just expressing a personal preference.  Sometimes i come over as a bit of an arse on here. Sorry.

Didn't seem to be an ass to me.  You were just expressing an opinion in general, which given your background is a more informed opinion than many....

I was being more of a sarcastic git anyway.

What are people's thoughts on Crane usage?  Good/bad/useful?  Ijust got my hands on one to play with, and am looking forward to it.

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#2467 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
September 04, 2012, 09:31:27 pm
Neil h has used one in some of his vids and looks good if not used excessively. Anything for a new angle. Like any filming or photography the more effort you put in generally the better the resot will be

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#2468 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
September 04, 2012, 09:59:08 pm
What are people's thoughts on Crane usage? 

Any wading birds are fine by me.

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#2469 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
September 04, 2012, 10:08:53 pm
What are people's thoughts on Crane usage? 

Any wading birds are fine by me.

What about mini-hamburgers?

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#2470 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
September 04, 2012, 10:09:08 pm
Daniel: Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?
Miyagi: Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.
Daniel: Ever catch one?
Miyagi: Not yet.


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#2471 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
September 05, 2012, 08:33:53 am
What are people's thoughts on Crane usage? 

Any wading birds are fine by me.

What about mini-hamburgers?

I'm hambivalent about them

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#2472 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
September 05, 2012, 08:55:59 am
Burger off Chris.

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#2473 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
September 05, 2012, 09:39:50 am

What are people's thoughts on Crane usage? 

Better than Peters, not as good as Schofield.

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#2474 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
September 06, 2012, 01:08:09 pm


No it's not.

 

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