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#275 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
October 12, 2007, 10:14:37 pm
yes sir, it's called kill bill and gets 7a and that flake in your teeth if you pull too hard.

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#276 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
October 13, 2007, 12:29:47 pm
looked at this last time and decided against pulling on that crimp with my bulk due to its loose nature

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#277 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
October 14, 2007, 09:30:25 am
no, no, sorry, i read again your post, and the loose flake is for the left hand, as an undercling.
it's not that you don't pull on that, but that's just for keeping you in and leaving the ground.

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#278 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
November 13, 2007, 10:17:38 am
?

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#279 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
November 13, 2007, 10:27:58 am
Lagers I had to stop that when he moved to the pad.  Vicious, random stuff.

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#280 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
November 13, 2007, 10:34:28 am
Lagers I had to stop that when he moved to the pad.  Vicious, random stuff.
should I have posted it in "diet, training and injuies"?

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#281 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
November 13, 2007, 03:24:15 pm
Rather more on-topic than my above post.
A quick session at Burb North

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#282 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
November 13, 2007, 04:16:06 pm

A quick session at Burb North


 :great: betatastic clip...

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#283 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
November 13, 2007, 04:31:35 pm
:great: betatastic clip...
Since are so appreciative of the beta, I ought to point out that the last eliminate is not the alleged 7b+ listed in Ru's guide. In this clip I launch to a slopey edge (RH) a few inches below the top before going again to the jug. The hard one in Ru's guide goes direct to the jug (RH) - I haven't got any footage of that yet coz I'm too fat to do it consistently at the mo. It feels like 7b when I do get it.

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#284 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
November 13, 2007, 04:37:07 pm
:great: betatastic clip...
More Burbage beta, sir?
 

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#285 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
November 13, 2007, 06:02:33 pm
Mr Lagerstarfish, am I right in deducing that they are chalk free, and retro shoed ascents?  :bow:

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#286 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
November 13, 2007, 07:17:40 pm
Mr Lagerstarfish, am I right in deducing that they are chalk free, and retro shoed ascents?  :bow:
Aye.
Gout and arthritis dictate the comfortable shoes (yes, really).
Good conditions mean no chalk needed; and there's is enough in-situ chalk anyway.
Careful editing means that there is no crash pad to spoil the retro effect.

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#287 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
November 15, 2007, 01:56:32 am
Lagerstarfish Piss Poor Productions Proudly Presents...
Wednesday's effort on The Nose at Burbage West - squeezing the last minutes out of the very small amount of daylight available at the moment.

I would appreciate a bit of constructive critisism relating to the filming/editing of this clip (not some of the other drivel I sometimes post). I try to set myself a time limit for editing and don't get bogged down tweaking it too much, mainly becuse I don't know what i am doing.
My thoughts are - the "music" is pants; and i may have included too many different angles with not enough fade between clips.
Does it give a good idea of what is involved in doing the problem?

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#288 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
November 17, 2007, 08:41:52 pm
Comments?  The music made it feel like a cross between Ground Force and Mike Oldfield live.  But you knew that.
It started well, nice transition for the toe hook.  After that, I think you started using too many shots/ angles.  Something simpler would be better, I think.  Not at all bad though.
I assume you're on your own with a tripod.  It isn't always easy to do decent vids, I know as I have to do it that way myself.
Keep doing them though!!  Good stuff.

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#289 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
November 18, 2007, 05:55:21 pm
Due to having done all my projects for the day (DIY, child care, washing up, beautiful GF made v happy etc.), I've resorted to a bit more editing. The "swastika" (-0.18) method on Safe Bet, Burb N.

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#290 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
November 18, 2007, 06:16:36 pm
Here's a short low quality clippet of our recent trip to Guisecliffe.

I'm trying out this megaupload jobby to see if the quality is any better than pootube.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=H9QX0I54

Twas excellent.

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#291 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
November 18, 2007, 07:28:04 pm
I'm trying out this megaupload jobby to see if the quality is any better than pootube.
Quality! bit of a pain waiting for it to start to download (without an acount).
There is a way of getting better quality on pootube, whilst still using their bandwidth/space etc.
Still takes time for viewers to download it though. Works for my non-qualities.

I'm sure that an unscrupulous individual would be able to find a key on google if they looked hard enough.

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#292 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
November 18, 2007, 10:10:52 pm
has anyone else noticed mr lagerstarfish's shoes?   8)

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#293 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
November 18, 2007, 10:27:45 pm
Yes.
Put yer glasses on lad.  :lol:

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#294 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
November 18, 2007, 10:55:54 pm
Cheers for that mr Lager.

I loaded it up on youtube just to see and it wasn't to bad. So here is a link if you couldn't be arsed to download it. It'll kill 3.35 minutes of your life if nothing else!


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#295 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
November 19, 2007, 08:02:27 am
not as flash as Mr Lagers efforts but simply does it....



hope you like it.....

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#296 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
November 19, 2007, 08:24:42 am
I'm liking simple this morning.  :thumbsup:
The hat to the floor move at the end of The Green Traverse is top  :lol:

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#297 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
November 19, 2007, 10:09:16 am
I'm trying out this megaupload jobby to see if the quality is any better than pootube.
Stage6 is worth a shot for larger screen size vids at reasonable quality (good for older relatives). Viewers need to download a player thingy and you need to use their converter to turn your film into DivX, but it can work great. Viewers can chose to download or watch as streaming video.
I've converted a few at http://stage6.divx.com/user/lagerstarfish/videos/

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#298 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
November 19, 2007, 08:37:34 pm
Golt, just seen your quality vid. I cleaned the problem in '95 and arrived at the crag two days later to find my 'mate' had given the line to some youth from the peak. I pulled on my boots while a very apologetic Gav Ellis made the 2nd ascent. I think my powerful 3rd ascent looked similar to yours! Happy days! :boohoo:

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#299 Re: Non-Quality Bouldering Videos
November 20, 2007, 09:24:18 am
These are the strangest preparations I've ever seen for a hard session cranking in a sandstone quarry:

 

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