sick body tension (Read 31064 times)

Houdini · July 18, 2006, 11:31:32 am

Shame it's not real, it would be cool to imagine at least one cool fat bastard.

Meatloaf doesn't count.

You've lost me on the vagina thing, Chris.

SA Chris · July 18, 2006, 11:43:26 am

See last 5 minutes of Goldmember.

Nibile · July 18, 2006, 01:04:49 pm

Quote from: a dense loner on July 18, 2006, 09:24:54 am

to me style is style, regardless of effort.
but ya know...im italian...
nibile please, we've seen pics of you wearing an elbow support

absolutely, indeed.
thats style: i didnt need it!!!!!!

Nibile · July 18, 2006, 01:05:54 pm

and, before you all ask:
yes i have only one pair of pants for summer bouldering.

Houdini · July 18, 2006, 10:03:44 pm

I hope you are not confused about the word Pants, Nibile.

In the UK this is short for Underpants, also known as Grundies, Skids, Keks (oddly also German for biscuits), Turd Trappers (OK OK, I made that one up, but if you use it often enough there's hope yet) and many many more!

Pants can also be used to explain something worthless. For example, "Dude! Those pants are pants!"

(But they are never known as trousers, not even if they are Roberto Cavalli pants.)

However, it amuses me to think that you really only have one pair of pants, at all. Top tip! Shun the pant! Climb in Speedo's, like me. You know, the types that give you a pair of tea-bag underpants sewn inside! No more super-sweaty balls!

I'll give you all a year before you too find yourself at Burbage/Meschia in Speedo's - and if that isn't a definition of style then sue me.

Jim · July 18, 2006, 11:48:21 pm

consider yourself sue'd

Houdini · July 19, 2006, 07:03:57 am

Heretic!

Get in the back of the van! And you can kiss your Speedo deal goodbye!

Houdini · July 19, 2006, 08:30:19 am

This is sick body tension - here

This, Unc' is the definition of WAD: 49 seconds to perform. A world of pain to train for. You can dream...

And this! Well, what's to say about this? Not much sick body tension being displayed here... but too odd not to post!

unclesomebody · July 19, 2006, 08:46:08 am

mindblowing strength.

Houdini · July 19, 2006, 08:51:54 am

Without a shadow of a doubt, considerably more powerful. This is why I watch the Olympics. You can shove your 100m sprint!

Definitive Waddage, Life Waddage even.

Actually this is me in a muscle suit. Sometimes I am crushed by my own modesty...

Shows a little of how breakdancing is pimped basic floor moves, I think.

Nibile · July 19, 2006, 01:06:36 pm

a bit off topic i guess, but its quite important, at least for me:

i have many pairs of pants (underwear), but only one pair of trousers for summer bouldering.

Nibile · July 19, 2006, 01:19:12 pm

Quote from: Houdini on July 19, 2006, 08:51:54 am

wow!!!
and i thought i was stupid for filming my campusboard routines...

unclesomebody · July 19, 2006, 01:42:47 pm

nibile, it couldn't be any lamer than this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjQS7uUMGtA&search=climbing%20campus

Houdini · July 19, 2006, 01:57:02 pm

OOps! That youtube link I posted is poo, well, not poo: it's an amazing parallel bars routine. What I mean to post I cannot find again. However, this trailer is pretty funky. Wouldn't mind a crack myself.

here

ps - My gran (if she wasn't dead) could do better on the campus board that that lass!

Nibile · July 20, 2006, 01:12:44 pm

its not really body tension but...dealing with rings...

a climber friend of mine once met jury chechi, the italian gymnast monster, in a gym. he went for some chatting, and after a while, here came the obvious question: how many one arm pullups can you do?
he said: i dont know, i dont train for that.
my friend: ok, but have you ever tried?
jury: yes, sometimes.
friend: and how many could you do?
jury: around twenty.

a bit of body tension, tho.

Johnny Brown · July 28, 2006, 05:53:37 pm

Check this guy out. And no, although he has been going to Zaff's yoga class, it isn't Dense. Yet...

JR · July 28, 2006, 06:15:07 pm

i am not impressed, i am sickened.

I don't want to be able to do that.

a dense loner · July 29, 2006, 07:36:45 pm

that's lucky

Johnny Brown · July 30, 2006, 07:56:04 pm

Quote

i am not impressed, i am sickened.

I don't want to be able to do that

Weren't you in a similar position just before your last trip to the northern general?

Falling Down · July 31, 2006, 05:44:09 pm

I went to Yoga last Monday and the instructor made me 'ROAR' like a lion but I felt more like Gareth Cheeseman...

SA Chris · August 01, 2006, 07:44:05 am

I would pay vast sums to have seen that.

JR · August 01, 2006, 02:39:33 pm

Actually johnny your'e not far wrong, although it wasn't the last time i went the northern general, maybe the time before the time before the time before...

On the basis of this thread i went to a 90min 1:2 yoga session this morning. Awesome! Feel like my joints are all going to fall out....again. Reckon its really good for strengthening my injured bits now they're as stable they're going to be.

I also graduated from kindergarten and did a headstand without someone holding my feet. Are you proud of me dense!? ;-)

lorentz · August 04, 2006, 06:50:02 am

Yo JR. First headstand. Damn fine effort! Once you've cracked the balance bit, then the scorpion asana is a but a few steps away. Quite tricky, but involves dropping your feet back towards head whilst pushing up onto your forearms and raising head off floor. Happy balancing, dude!

Houdini · August 04, 2006, 06:58:29 am

Thus?

Full on.