Rob Smith did the first ascent to my knowledge. Not sure of exact date but at least eight years ago.
it's harder than it was and it's 7b+
you have admitted to being small, i am not small, except where it counts.
Hang on, something fishy's afoot here. This guy is claiming to have done Rocket Man at the same time as Rob, which Bonjoy says is eight years ago. Reading his posts and having a guess at his age, that makes him 5 years old at the time of the FA. I agree with Cofe - this thread is genius.