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#2275 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
November 28, 2014, 08:29:37 pm
I never knew that. Your memory is probably correct... it'd be strange thing to imagine that story :-)

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#2276 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
November 28, 2014, 11:33:12 pm
Either way I can't really see where the problem is. "Professional climber gets film crew to film him." And?

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#2277 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
November 29, 2014, 12:04:38 am
Wanks off into a cup

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#2278 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
November 29, 2014, 01:39:00 am
Excellent

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#2279 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
November 29, 2014, 09:10:37 am
Classic Dense.

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#2280 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
November 29, 2014, 11:01:07 am
Note to self: never let dense make me a latte.

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#2281 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
November 29, 2014, 04:27:28 pm
Time we did the best post of the year awards...

Drole, offensive and humour so dry its cracked my screen... Dense gets my vote best one liner of the year with this purile post... Which I found most amusing...

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#2282 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
November 29, 2014, 07:43:27 pm
Time we did the best post of the year awards...

Drole, offensive and humour so dry its cracked my screen... Dense gets my vote best one liner of the year with this purile post... Which I found most amusing...

sorry, but nothing comes close to


Tough words from the man who clearly has only a grasp on his own cock, whilst reading back his own posts to himself, wallowing ecstatically in his perceived sense of loathsome smug tory superiority until a thimble full of fetid tory gunk drips into a fistfull of tissues. And as you catch a glimpse of your own drained vacant face reflected in the laptop screen a wave of inadequacy washes you back into your otherwise empty moribund existence as an unwelcome self-parodying web antagonist.

In summary; fuck off.


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#2283 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
November 29, 2014, 10:06:55 pm

sorry, but nothing comes close to


Tough words from the man who clearly has only a grasp on his own cock, whilst reading back his own posts to himself, wallowing ecstatically in his perceived sense of loathsome smug tory superiority until a thimble full of fetid tory gunk drips into a fistfull of tissues. And as you catch a glimpse of your own drained vacant face reflected in the laptop screen a wave of inadequacy washes you back into your otherwise empty moribund existence as an unwelcome self-parodying web antagonist.

In summary; fuck off.



Whilst I had a good idea who that quote was directed at, and vaguely remembered reading it at the time, I couldn't remember the author.  So I just copied it into the Forum search function, lock stock and barrel.

I wasn't sure whether it would cope with such an involved search string, but even so I was rather taken aback by the result of the search:-

"Each word must be at least two characters long."    :lol:

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#2284 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
November 29, 2014, 10:54:12 pm
Well that's learnt ya  :lol:

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#2285 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
December 02, 2014, 09:32:07 am
Really enjoyed this one of Steve Mac and Neil Mawson getting "sandbagged" at the Gorge

http://tv.thebmc.co.uk/video/mcclure-mawson-verdon-1

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#2286 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
December 02, 2014, 11:06:48 am
Really enjoyed this one of Steve Mac and Neil Mawson getting "sandbagged" at the Gorge

http://tv.thebmc.co.uk/video/mcclure-mawson-verdon-1

Steve "onsighting techy 8s with my shoelaces undone" Mac. Really good.

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#2287 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
December 11, 2014, 12:29:26 pm
That was great! If I remember correctly Hallucinogen Wall was freed by Hansjörg Auer after inspection during and aid ascent.

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#2288 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
December 11, 2014, 12:49:08 pm
I enjoyed it too. The moment when the friend pulls the flake off the wall is terrifying!

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#2289 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
December 11, 2014, 01:33:15 pm
Was just going to mention that bit  :o

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#2290 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
December 11, 2014, 09:57:29 pm
Soul of stone. Bernt Arnold smokes a pipe and free solos barefoot

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#2291 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
December 11, 2014, 10:07:57 pm
I love that too. Just a man doing the thing that makes him happy.

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#2292 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
December 12, 2014, 09:07:05 am
Nice. Really looks like a beautiful area, not seen that come through so strongly in footage before.

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#2293 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
December 12, 2014, 09:15:32 am
That was great! If I remember correctly Hallucinogen Wall was freed by Hansjörg Auer after inspection during and aid ascent.

Correct. There was also a bizarre "drytooling" free ascent before that ... thankfully a trend that didn't catch on.
http://www.thenorthfacejournal.com/the-first-free-ascent-of-hallucinogen-wall/
http://www.climbing.com/news/hallucinogen-goes-andldquo-free-and-dryandrdquo/

I remember seeing photos of that...looked at least as much fun as actual aid climbing. The (proper) free version must be a variation on the described pitch, no? The aid pitch doesn't sound like 8a free.

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#2294 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
December 13, 2014, 11:21:37 am
If that's the case then DT free effort seems silly. I could understand if it was a long, thin peg seam, or something.

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#2295 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
December 13, 2014, 11:50:53 am
Dry tooling on anything other than choss is always silly.

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#2296 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
December 15, 2014, 11:27:48 am

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#2297 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
December 15, 2014, 11:35:05 am


Eat your heart out Honnold et al.

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#2298 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
December 15, 2014, 01:00:42 pm


Zero driving-to-the-crag but does contain a small amount of entertaining-baby-with-squeaky-toy.

Nice!

Related.. This is quite a cool interview i think with Josh Wharton.

http://enormocast.com/episode-53-josh-wharton-to-good-to-fail/

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#2299 Re: Quality chuffing videos...
December 29, 2014, 12:15:55 pm
Superb, lovingly shot film about Staffs grit climbing from Dave "Aniseed" H
http://tv.thebmc.co.uk/video/against-the-grain-a-film-about-staffordshire-gritstone?current-channel=all-channels

 

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