Next time you're in Aix-en Provence, France resting between days on the amzing crags neargby, try a training session with the big boys at Pole France - training venue of the French climbing team. Hydraulic lead walls with an insane roof above, hydraulic bouldering walls (not one or two mind, but three) and the biggest campus board I have ever seen - twenty rungs high with a pole vaulting mat under it, and more different size and shape rungs than you've ever seen.
Then turn tail and run in embarrasment at your weakness as Alex Chabot turns up and performs 5 consecutive laps of 1-4-7-10-13-16-19-16-13-10-7-4-1 on small rungs to warm up. :shock: Putain, as I believe the locals say!