The next bouldering competition is coming up this friday (21st March) so this week is your last chance to complete your favourite / most challenging routes. The competition will be held from 1pm onwards on Friday with 20 routes to complete. The cost is £4. The bouldering wall will be shut from 3pm Thursday 20th March in order for the holds to be changed.
I'm afraid that everyone has to endure the misery and self-loathing of being a newbie. If you post more than 30 posts then you become a regular....
Make the most of being a "newbie", its when you get "sad fuck with no life" and "menacing presence" you wanna worry.