[Avoiding the Traitor]

Cruft winner = Excellent brush for boulder problem *me think*  

But still What the fcuk!

[dave]

Is it just me, or is anyone else gobsmacked by the fact this they actually put this shite on telly, on the BBC for God's sake? :shock:

[Bubba]

That bloke looks like someone is under the table squeezing his ballsack or something  

Pooch would make a good arse-wiper I reckon.

[Avoiding the Traitor]

Cruft winner = Excellent brush for boulder problem *me think*  

But still What the fcuk!

Look at the geezer's right hand - wonder what he doing to the dog ?? Jerking it off ??

[Avoiding the Traitor]

and also look at it eyes .. looked satisfying  :shock:

[dave]

It looks like the bloke is bumming some philipino boy under the table whilst trying to shake white coconuts from the dog's veiny love-tree. Where does this appear on Bubb's deviant chart i wonder?

[Bubba]

Well that's just a bit of good ole' bestiality and a bit of homo under the table action - not really that deviant .... now, if he was trampling a Phillipino under the table that definitely makes for a more significant entry.

You'd think he'd hold back on the coconuts as I'll bet that jizz is worth  hundreds of pounds per droplet now he's wonCrufts.

I had a mate once you used to wank pigs off as part of his job. Bringing home the bacon you might say.

[dave]

...I had a mate once you used to wank pigs off as part of his job....

Or at least thats what he told you. I'm sure one of my mates said he knew some guy who worked as a fudge-packer - in a confectionary factory you understand.

[Avoiding the Traitor]

Judging the pic for while and here is my result.

"Long haired ET"