Well that's just a bit of good ole' bestiality and a bit of homo under the table action - not really that deviant .... now, if he was trampling a Phillipino under the table that definitely makes for a more significant entry.
You'd think he'd hold back on the coconuts as I'll bet that jizz is worth hundreds of pounds per droplet now he's wonCrufts.
I had a mate once you used to wank pigs off as part of his job. Bringing home the bacon you might say.