[SA Chris]

You know the score, the same crap gets regurigated every year, and these songs get worse with each hearing so, which is the worst?

[Hendo]

Is this a vote for the second worst song?

Surely the worst song is that chump from Boyzone's version of 'Fairytale of New York'

[samJ]

too many to vote for...

it was a hard choice between those last 3 but squeeky micheal won out in the end (although, one has to ask - WHAT cavalry?)

[dave]

why is the fucking awful Pogues song not on there? i fucking hate that shit.  All the ones on the above list are classic.

[fatboySlimfast]

bastard jona lomu, that perky trumpet sound and jingle bells type effect
wind me up to distraction..............
Paul mcartney coming a close second..'siiiiiiimmmmmply havin a wondeful christmas time' no were not now fuck off

[cofe]

[Big Frank]

And where the fuck is that pile of wank that the Darkness have just released?

Personaly I voted for Cliff because a) the song is shite b) he should have ginger hair!

[dave]

that darkness xmas song last year blew more dick than an amsterdam moustache convention.

[SA Chris]

Sorry, I just got pissed off with the usual crap listed above and copied and paste the names from some crap xmas comipation I found on amazon. I was not aware of fucking west fucking life doing a fucking version of that pogues track, or else it would have been a clear winner. Likewise the fucking darkness.

I guess having to work over Xmas in the US the last two years did have its advantages.

[Sloper]

They're all utter f--king drivel and in no way improved by being played on chrsitmas novelty ties (only worn by utter cvnts) cards moible phones etc.

Why not have some Hendrix, Zapplin or even Nina Simone?

[underground]

Word to that sloper... but wouldn't releasing a shitty xmas song by definition demote the likes of Hendrix, 'Zapplin' (Zappa or Zeppelin, dunt matter which) render them instant cunts?

I voted for that muthafukka Sir Cliff- if anyone's ever in any doubt, just try to picture the self satisfied smug twat singing 'Raindrops keep fallin' on my head' under a brolly at Wimbledon...


EXACTLY

[Pantontino]

Cliff Richard makes my skin crawl - the man has contributed nothing but pain to my life.

I voted for him, but if there'd been a Robbie Williams option, he would have got the black spot too - words cannot express my disdain for this man and his obscene hijacking of popular culture. Not that he is alone in this particular crime - a quick flick through the pages of the Heat magazine that my wife insists on buying each week would highlight numerous other uber twats.

(that said, I do actually like the Pogues song...)

[dave]

robbie willams is a total bellend. if i ever met him i'd be hard pressed not to sew his asshole closed and keep feeding him, and feeding him, and feeding him.......

[a dense loner]

... cock?

pogues song is class as is greg lake's 'i believe in father xmas'.

speakin of xmas 100,00 people will be homeless this xmas. interviewing one of them he said i really miss my family at xmas. is it me or just fuckin go back home then

[SA Chris]

I voted for Cliff too. If he really is a virgin, then he must be a wanker. Either that or he has stiff sheets.

[cofe]

the pogues tune is good. i also rate nate dogg king cole's Chestnuts Roasting on an open fire innit.

[a dense loner]

good call

[dave]

who can forget the best xmas song ever?

[cofe]

i really hope you're being sarcastical

[dave]

yeah, sarcastic, thats what it was.

[fatboySlimfast]

A friend of mines dad who was chief constable of notts for quite a few years said a certain individual (im being carefull here, dont want a ncie libel present for bubba for xmas) was regularly cautioned for unsociable toilet activities, shit hot lawyers keeping it out of the public eye......

[Bubba]

Cliff Richard makes my skin crawl - the man has contributed nothing but pain to my life.

Fuck me that's very funny indeed Simon, you just made me choke on my coffee

I also voted for Cliff because whenever I see his smug smarmy twat face on the telly I feel like I want to slap it.

I like the Pogues thing too, because it's not really a simpering christmas song, but my favourite christmas record has got to be "Christmas Rapping" by the Waitresses - dunno why, but I love it.

Oh yeah, what about Bing bastard Crosby and "I'm durging of a white christmas...." ? That's pretty dreadful. Oh yeah, Paul McCartney really should have stopped after the Beatles - everything else has just been offensive really.

[Bubba]

... was regularly cautioned for unsociable toilet activities, shit hot lawyers keeping it out of the public eye......

It's got to be Cliff Richard

[dave]

All you pogue-loving muthafuckers need to be lined up and shot. and then set fire to.

must be some haters out there for Wham - Last Christmas?

I still can't believe he turned out to be gay.

[fatboySlimfast]

you said it....
Even its not true the smug holy than thou preaching little fucker deserves anything thrown at him