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December 17, 2004, 10:30:59 am
now i've just flicked through high in the union shop, and apparently jude calvert toulmin is the editor of blocsport, and she's going to explore whether women should be allowed to climb topless... fucking desperate.

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#1 a joke
December 17, 2004, 10:38:04 am
she should explore wether she can climb with a crowbar through her face.

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December 17, 2004, 10:48:45 am
i though it was HIGH RIP when CLIMB comes out. please tell me its HIGH RIP...

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December 17, 2004, 10:59:48 am
I wonder if she knows she only had the job for a month!

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#4 a joke
December 17, 2004, 12:02:39 pm
FFS. Who would object if women climbed topless? Not the most in depth piece of investigative reporting ever.

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#5 a joke
December 17, 2004, 12:07:09 pm
Most people object when I climb topless

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December 17, 2004, 12:08:26 pm
Theres also a photo of her on the contents pages this month posing in a bra.

I think i need therapy now - be afraid...

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#7 a joke
December 18, 2004, 01:46:13 am
Quote from: "cofe"
i though it was HIGH RIP when CLIMB comes out. please tell me its HIGH RIP...


from what i gather it is - so they only got their 'new blocsport editor' for the last issue.............

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December 20, 2004, 06:35:44 am
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Most people object when I climb topless


Yeah, me too. After the first couple of 'Oh Jesus, man!!'s from my spotters I normally put my shirt back on.

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#9 a joke
December 20, 2004, 06:46:36 am
I normally get "look at the size of that belly" or "there's that fat guy I was telling you about"

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December 20, 2004, 08:04:13 am
Quote from: "cofe"
i though it was HIGH RIP when CLIMB comes out. please tell me its HIGH RIP...


From what i can gather from my 30 second browse in WHS, it is mentioned in the "forthcoming "attractions"" (and I use the word loosely), so i assume she is onboard for issue one. Talk about killing it before it's born.

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December 20, 2004, 09:53:33 am
I took it to be a joke - i.e. its the last issue so they can write any bollox they want in the 'next issue section.
Birtles has previous on this - High used to be about 30% 'funnies' in the early nineties. Some of it was even funny. And there was the recent issue with the sole cover headlines "killer cat at gogarth/ dog dies on everest"

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#12 a joke
December 20, 2004, 09:58:30 am
I bet if they lead with the headline "crappy female sheffield hanger-on egosmith dies in freak board-with-a-nail-in-it attack" they would really clean up.

 

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