But not as weird as this:
"I needed my camera for some video last week. A guy on the subway (late night) had twisted a sheet of paper into a needle like spiral and was shoving it back through his nose tickling the frontal lobe of his brain. Every time he hit the “sweet spot†he would start masturbating. This went on for several stops. He would occasionally pull the paper out and “readjust†the sharpness of the point. I believe the funniest thing was everyone else on the train acting like it was perfectly normal and an everyday occurrence."
