Simon, given the total randomness of your possibile destinations, and the actual possibilities of being kidnapped, robbed, killed, arrested for a myriad of reasons in many of them, to save you and your beloved ones from yourself, I officially invite you to spend your vacation at my place.
You will find iron, plastic, food and booze. You may also get to touch some rock (not with me).
You may end up kidnapped but only by myself because I need money.
Think about it.