I'm absolutely stunned that any Cheshire local (let's not forget the proximity to that Mecca of mirth - Liverpool), when faced with the mildest craic going, could have any reaction other than immediately returning fire with a pithy retort. Very disappointing attitude. I thought "Helsard" was quite a pleasant opener to what could have been a wonderful session of rib-tickling and teasing.
I ONLY go to the crag for the piss taking; any climbing which takes place is purely incidental.