[Nibile]

Having kids sounds shit

You're thinking about it all wrong. Imagine having your own little knee bar disciples - you could unleash all your training knowledge on them. Build an 8c circuit around their bedroom...

This will never happen. Should Barrows have children, I'll come over and kidnap them at the hospital. Then I'll raise them chez moi with a strict diet of power, and then, when I'll think they're ready, I will unleash them like ferocius predators to repeat all of Barrows ticks climbing front on and with no knee bars. Or simply to rip all the holds from the rock.

[Yossarian]

Having kids sounds shit

You're thinking about it all wrong. Imagine having your own little knee bar disciples - you could unleash all your training knowledge on them. Build an 8c circuit around their bedroom...

This will never happen. Should Barrows have children, I'll come over and kidnap them at the hospital. Then I'll raise them chez moi with a strict diet of power, and then, when I'll think they're ready, I will unleash them like ferocius predators to repeat all of Barrows ticks climbing front on and with no knee bars. Or simply to rip all the holds from the rock.

Can I please book two in for an 8 week summer residential stay?
All the power stuff please, plus the little one also needs potty training.

[tomtom]

Having kids sounds shit

You're thinking about it all wrong. Imagine having your own little knee bar disciples - you could unleash all your training knowledge on them. Build an 8c circuit around their bedroom...

This will never happen. Should Barrows have children, I'll come over and kidnap them at the hospital. Then I'll raise them chez moi with a strict diet of power, and then, when I'll think they're ready, I will unleash them like ferocius predators to repeat all of Barrows ticks climbing front on and with no knee bars. Or simply to rip all the holds from the rock.

Can I please book two in for an 8 week summer residential stay?
All the power stuff please, plus the little one also needs potty training.

Ditto. My lad's only 9 months, but is already showing promise on the farmers lifts..

[Nibile]

Beware.
Like all true beasts, after getting back home your children will immediately take the Alpha Male role from you and probably not recognize you as their fathers.
They will all and forever be my Manchurian Candidates.

[tomtom]

Sounds like a fine price to pay for 8 weeks childcare

[Yossarian]

Please send over the paperwork...

[Dexter]

Please send over the paperwork...

You just have to carve your child's name and address into a stone block and leave it by your nearest woodie and the rest will be taken care of.

[Nibile]

 

[Oldmanmatt]

Beware.
Like all true beasts, after getting back home your children will immediately take the Alpha Male role from you and probably not recognize you as their fathers.
They will all and forever be my Manchurian Candidates.

Lily says, she will fry your liver in olive oil and eat it with a nice Chianti...

[Nibile]

That's exactly what I was meaning.
P.s. no fava beans?
 

[Oldmanmatt]

She doesn't like beans...


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[i.munro]

 very heavy, very loud, very NSFW music...
able to give vent to my full nautical vocabulary, at volume

I miis the old "Arch" sigh!

[chris j]

Having kids sounds shit

Having one allows a semblance of the previously normal life to continue.   Without an excessively understanding partner, having two appears to mean the (hopefully temporary) end of anything that can't be done with a child in tow...

[moose]

able to give vent to my full nautical vocabulary, at volume

You vent in "seaspeak" at the wall?  How could anyone be offended by phrases such as “I have developed stability problems, heavy icing. Request ice breaker assistance”:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_Marine_Communication_Phrases

[Oldmanmatt]

able to give vent to my full nautical vocabulary, at volume

You vent in "seaspeak" at the wall?  How could anyone be offended by phrases such as “I have developed stability problems, heavy icing. Request ice breaker assistance”:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_Marine_Communication_Phrases

Ummm...

Yes.

Yes, that's exactly the sort of phrase I was thinking of.

Though possibly I would have included more "Shiny red F%#$ing Baboons Ars£&#les!" and "Cu£¥ing Fetid Dingo's nutsacks!"

[tomtom]

Shiver me timbers!

[SA Chris]

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Though possibly I would have included more "Shiny red F%#$ing Baboons Ars£&#les!" and "Cu£¥ing Fetid Dingo's nutsacks!"
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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/paper-cut-sparks-new-swear-words-201109304371