Barrows does Wheel of Life (Read 16412 times)

Three Nine · May 28, 2016, 06:01:27 pm

got a text at bastard 7am this morn saying kranko had done the wheel of life. must be the first klown ascent? he mentioned that he was desirous to insert his thumb into the anus of a large marsupial, in an attempt to antagonize it.

Duma · May 28, 2016, 08:34:23 pm

brilliant! nice one Alex!

Andy F V2.0 · May 28, 2016, 09:21:09 pm

I bet he kneebarred the thing to pieces. Effort though.

tomtom · May 28, 2016, 09:36:35 pm

Effort Bazza.

cjsheps · May 28, 2016, 09:40:23 pm

Fucking hell, good effort Alex!

Wood FT · May 28, 2016, 09:58:12 pm

Water way to spend a holiday

Doylo · May 28, 2016, 10:26:40 pm

Bloody hell, skills you lanky kneebarring stamina jock. Does this mean Barros is to be regarded as a world wad now?

monkoffunk · May 28, 2016, 11:17:17 pm

Was going to say, almost sounds like he needs his own wad thread! That would make three nine happy at the very least!

JackAus · May 29, 2016, 12:13:11 am

Took you long enough. Well done!

TheTwig · May 29, 2016, 12:57:37 am

I second him having his own wad thread. Effort!!

ducko · May 29, 2016, 08:07:38 am

Effort

Luke Owens · May 29, 2016, 10:26:02 am

That's awesome, effort Barrows!

haydn jones · May 29, 2016, 11:11:46 am

He needs to hurry up and post on he so he can reap that sweet karma he will undoubtedly get!

Three Nine · May 29, 2016, 05:01:36 pm

u twats whoever split this. now it looks like i started a new thread

Doylo · May 29, 2016, 05:07:50 pm

Well he is your bum buddy.

dave · May 29, 2016, 05:11:23 pm

Must be due a downgrade now?

Duma · May 29, 2016, 06:30:28 pm

Quote from: haydn jones on May 29, 2016, 11:11:46 am

He needs to hurry up and post on he so he can reap that sweet karma he will undoubtedly get!

Probably not realised it's been reinstated...

Jaspersharpe · May 29, 2016, 07:20:53 pm

Quote from: Duma on May 29, 2016, 06:30:28 pm

Quote from: haydn jones on May 29, 2016, 11:11:46 am
He needs to hurry up and post on he so he can reap that sweet karma he will undoubtedly get!

Probably not realised it's been reinstated...

Punter point to Duma for excessive sarcasm.

Duma · May 29, 2016, 08:32:39 pm

masonwoods101 · May 29, 2016, 08:47:42 pm

Punter to jasper for puntering

SA Chris · May 29, 2016, 10:08:30 pm

Quote from: Doylo on May 28, 2016, 10:26:40 pm

lanky kneebarring stamina jock.

I resent the implication that he's Scottish.

Effort on the Wheel, Barrows.

tomtom · May 29, 2016, 10:15:43 pm

Is it South Argyle Chris now then?

Wood FT · May 29, 2016, 11:03:39 pm

Quote from: Doylo on May 29, 2016, 05:07:50 pm

Well he is your bum buddy.

/attackpoodle

psychomansam · May 30, 2016, 11:54:45 am

Congrats Alex.
Is there a video of the knee barring?

Steve R · May 30, 2016, 03:54:35 pm

Probably disappointing but, for those of us not in the know, what's the origin of the Klown name stuff? Can just about recall where Barros came from....
And awesome one Barros! Looks like that finger injury hasn't been a problem on your trip.

Wood FT · May 30, 2016, 06:32:44 pm

Quote from: Steve R on May 30, 2016, 03:54:35 pm

Probably disappointing but, for those of us not in the know, what's the origin of the Klown name stuff? Can just about recall where Barros came from....
And awesome one Barros! Looks like that finger injury hasn't been a problem on your trip.

Kranko the klown, beyond that no idea

lagerstarfish · May 30, 2016, 06:41:04 pm

good arrows Barrows

Three Nine · May 30, 2016, 07:08:20 pm

Rambo - the clown thing is just from general oafishness combined with massive ridiculous shoes. I called him coco the clown a lot, but once we were in margalef he got cranky on a route;Kranko. Eddie and i wrote a song about Kranko the Klown, we'll sing it to you some time (you need two people for the harmonies).

dave · May 30, 2016, 07:14:00 pm

Now he can be called WheelBarrows.

SA Chris · May 30, 2016, 10:51:07 pm

Quote from: dave on May 30, 2016, 07:14:00 pm

Now he can be called WheelBarrows.

(cough 10:08pm yesterday, cough)

ferret · May 31, 2016, 02:43:13 am

Quote from: Doylo on March 02, 2015, 07:35:10 pm

Fuck let me think? Cassidy, Malc, Dyer, Robins, Parry, Wheelbarrows, Williams. I think Andy Earl did it too but not 100% sure.

Doylo · May 31, 2016, 10:46:36 am

Ye Dave I got there first. Although it's more appropriate now.

Fiend · May 31, 2016, 01:26:47 pm

Video of the marsupial thumbing plz.

SA Chris · May 31, 2016, 02:23:43 pm

Video of dropbear attack please.

DAVETHOMAS90 · May 31, 2016, 03:13:23 pm

This is fantastic stuff

Nice one to the 'barrow!

Will Hunt · May 31, 2016, 03:18:01 pm

Quote from: lagerstarfish on May 30, 2016, 06:41:04 pm

good arrows Barrows

I think we can take this one step further and say "G'darrows".

tomtom · May 31, 2016, 04:51:03 pm

Quote from: Will Hunt on May 31, 2016, 03:18:01 pm

Quote from: lagerstarfish on May 30, 2016, 06:41:04 pm
good arrows Barrows

I think we can take this one step further and say "G'darrows".

Barry.

Steve R · June 01, 2016, 12:33:43 pm

Quote from: Three Nine on May 30, 2016, 07:08:20 pm

Rambo - the clown thing is just from general oafishness combined with massive ridiculous shoes. I called him coco the clown a lot, but once we were in margalef he got cranky on a route;Kranko. Eddie and i wrote a song about Kranko the Klown, we'll sing it to you some time (you need two people for the harmonies).

Ha, thanks - better than I thought. I'd be wary of using language like that around here though... Could be construed as derogatory to clowns which lots of people will find highly offensive.

petejh · June 01, 2016, 02:44:34 pm

Fuck 'em, they kill kids you know.

abarro81 · June 02, 2016, 09:07:27 am

Cheers everyone! I did, of course, knee bar the fuck out of it, gaffa tape n shaved legs included... I have a reputation to uphold after all.
P.s. My clown foot was even so big that I used it for a hand hold on one rest. Kranko's Klowning shoes will be available from scarpa for the winter 2016 season...

masonwoods101 · June 02, 2016, 09:42:26 am

FSLA (first shaved legged ascent) history being written....

Three Nine · June 11, 2016, 07:58:19 am

Kranko did some other 9a linkup based around WOL, which I think is the first repeat of some young strong kraut's variation

a dense loner · June 11, 2016, 08:58:42 am

I'm offended by the use of the word "strong" and reference to barrows in the same sentence!

Fultonius · June 11, 2016, 10:45:28 am

Quote from: abarro81 on June 02, 2016, 09:07:27 am

Cheers everyone! I did, of course, knee bar the fuck out of it, gaffa tape n shaved legs included... I have a reputation to uphold after all.
P.s. My clown foot was even so big that I used it for a hand hold on one rest. Kranko's Klowning shoes will be available from scarpa for the winter 2016 season...

Good kneebarring skills.