[tomtom]

The new 'Prole' colony in Luton could be set to work (of sorts) mining a new DSS sponsored virtual currency called 'Lutonium'. This will differ from bitcoins - that are mined by solving complex algorithms with fast computers - by being 'mined' based on number of 'Jeremy Kyle' and 'Cash in the attic' minutes observed. White lightning consumption will also count highly.

[lagerstarfish]

anybody who finds themselves drinking a warm can of flat cider and having a wank whilst watching Loose Women will be automatically entered into a prize draw for a £10 Elizabeth Duke voucher (brand to be custom re-started in the New Luton branch of Argos)

[tomtom]

anybody who finds themselves drinking a warm can of flat cider and having a wank whilst watching Loose Women will be automatically entered into a prize draw for a £10 Elizabeth Duke voucher (brand to be custom re-started in the New Luton branch of Argos)

would drinking cheap strong lager count? I've got this friend....

[Sloper]

The new 'Prole' colony in Luton could be set to work (of sorts) mining a new DSS sponsored virtual currency called 'Lutonium'. This will differ from bitcoins - that are mined by solving complex algorithms with fast computers - by being 'mined' based on number of 'Jeremy Kyle' and 'Cash in the attic' minutes observed. White lightning consumption will also count highly.

Extra payments will be made for tattoos, obesity and for every dropped 'h' and 't'

[lagerstarfish]

anybody who finds themselves drinking a warm can of flat cider and having a wank whilst watching Loose Women will be automatically entered into a prize draw for a £10 Elizabeth Duke voucher (brand to be custom re-started in the New Luton branch of Argos)

would drinking cheap strong lager count? I've got this friend....

send him to Asda - I scored a 4 pack of Stella for £3. Turns out it was labeled correctly.

Minimum Pricing?

as far as qualifying for the prize draw... there will be a separate draw for lager drinkers. drinking Crest scores double points.

Tenants Extra will be produced within the camp